¦TØP¦straz_mataz
Member
+49|6658
Okay, I don't know if this is actually gonna get me banned but since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. It had this star of david with a cross inside it painted on the base. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ass, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug.

Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this butt plug so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.

I end up being raised by my aunt and uncle (mom's sister) and my mom is still in a mental hospital (and probably will be for life). I still visit her and don't really hold anything against her because she was ill. For what it's worth though, Satan never stuck his cock in my pooper and I'm not gay.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6879|NSW, Australia

...what
PeoNinja
Ninja Fart - Silent but Deadly
+31|6672
Congratulations you made it to my Top 10 Weirdest Stories I Have Heard

Last edited by PeoNinja (2008-04-21 23:16:27)

Volatile
Member
+252|7178|Sextupling in Empire

Pics or it.........er.. .nevermind.
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7204|Uhh... erm...
Riiiiiiiiiiiight...
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6693|Phoenix, AZ

PeoNinja wrote:

Congratulations you made it to my Top 10 Weirdest Stories I Have Heard
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7041|NYC / Hamburg

I can't help but to laugh

Last edited by max (2008-04-22 01:50:58)

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Aapje
Internet Superhero
+221|6870
Right...

+1 for making me laugh though.

Last edited by Aapje (2008-04-21 23:49:18)

Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7011|Long Island, New York
Yeah, this is BF2s at 2 AM for ya.

Aapje wrote:

Right...
rooflez pwnd

Last edited by Poseidon (2008-04-21 23:50:35)

David.P
Banned
+649|6747
Wow if this was true it would rival my life story.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7011|Long Island, New York

David.P wrote:

Wow if this was true it would rival my life story.
I don't even wanna know what your parents put up your ass then..
oug
Calmer than you are.
+380|6992|Πάϊ
must've been a deadly weapon when you fart
ƒ³
David.P
Banned
+649|6747

Poseidon wrote:

David.P wrote:

Wow if this was true it would rival my life story.
I don't even wanna know what your parents put up your ass then..
Words do alot more then Actions.
OmniDeath
~
+726|7117

Aapje wrote:

Right...
I still laughed though.
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6606|Scotland!
dotdotdot
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6606|Carnoustie, Scotland

ig wrote:

wat
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6746
oh wow...
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6937|A W S M F O X

David.P wrote:

Wow if this was true it would rival my life story.
You have no fucking problems you little pretentious An Hero.



+1 to straz, mental illness suxz
Rubix-Cubes
Member
+123|7129|UK
big mistake posting it in here, dont you know the devil reads this forarm
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7147|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Poseidon wrote:

Yeah, this is BF2s at 2 AM for ya.

Aapje wrote:

Right...
rooflez pwnd
At least when I copy/paste something I got the guts to say so. Well found.
']['error
Banned
+630|7117|The Netherlands
Rofl
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6927|The Twilight Zone
Thats why ur in TOP. Makes sense now. Did all TOP guys wear poop plug?
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6606|Scotland!

1927 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Yeah, this is BF2s at 2 AM for ya.

Aapje wrote:

Right...
rooflez pwnd
At least when I copy/paste something I got the guts to say so. Well found.
Fakeposting is an art form, saying you fakeposted ruins the fun
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7195|Sydney, Australia

I'm Jamesey wrote:

1927 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Yeah, this is BF2s at 2 AM for ya.


rooflez pwnd
At least when I copy/paste something I got the guts to say so. Well found.
Fakeposting is an art form, saying you fakeposted ruins the fun
...an "art form", if you can call it that by the loosest interpretation of those words, that has failed in this case.


Not only is this vulgar, but hey:

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Plagiarism is not cool. If you find something funny on the vastness of the internets and wish to share it with your fellow bf2s forum goer, GIVE THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR/ARTIST CREDIT! This is a serious offense that will no longer be tolerated.

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