{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|7182|th3 unkn0wn
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080422/ … 1d00a.html

Last edited by {HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy (2008-04-23 08:46:55)

Mystline
Banned
+38|6593|United States
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6881|Somersetshire
i think someone made my penis smaller

*fap fap fap*

oh wai....


*facedesk*
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7100|UK
penis theft panic hits capital
Best news headline ever. Imagine seeing that in a newspaper.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7147|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
The bit that had me cracking up is when they touch your penis and then ask for money to un-shrink it / lift the curse.
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6881|Somersetshire

1927 wrote:

The bit that had me cracking up is when they touch your penis and then ask for money to un-shrink it / lift the curse.
you know it works though lol
maybe they just don't realise they also have the healing touch
kptk92
u
+972|6881|tc_london
u wat
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7147|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Tehremos wrote:

1927 wrote:

The bit that had me cracking up is when they touch your penis and then ask for money to un-shrink it / lift the curse.
you know it works though lol
maybe they just don't realise they also have the healing touch
I hate the word "Penis" to start with, its just, well just, you know - Cheesey.

Luckily I don't beleive in witch craft but if I did I would probably hand over my money in the hope they lifted the curse.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7119|Poundland
Isnt a jus an excuse for men with mini-dicks?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7094|London, England
Facep-

DOUBLE. Facepalm.
']['error
Banned
+630|7117|The Netherlands

liquidat0r wrote:

penis theft panic hits capital
Best news headline ever. Imagine seeing that in a newspaper.
WHAHAHAHAHAHA! +1
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7316|Reykjavík, Iceland.
South Park anyone?

https://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/4/4/23/f_sppenisjm_c408d98.jpg
{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|7182|th3 unkn0wn

bennisboy wrote:

Isnt a jus an excuse for men with mini-dicks?
Mebbe...
Mystline
Banned
+38|6593|United States
ban tbh
Sup3r_Dr4gon
Boat sig is not there anymore
+214|6800|Australia
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs.
"There he is! Thats the guy who stole my penis! C'mon guys, lets get him!"

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7147|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Sup3r_Dr4gon wrote:

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs.
"There he is! Thats the guy who stole my penis! C'mon guys, lets get him!"

pmsl at the thought of an Identity Parade
MAGUIRE93
High Angle Hell
+182|6667|Schofield Barracks
is there any proof of this?
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6580|Birmingham, UK
Oh yeah, i heard it hurts to get yours off.


OWWWWWWWWW.

Last edited by Bf2-GeneralArnott (2008-04-23 12:35:17)

mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7190|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
Okay...that's a new one.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6696|Escea

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,"

O M G bhahahahah

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