Do you hate telemarketers? I do. But solicitors are even worse, because you can't just hang up on them.
Okay. Maybe I'm paranoid but in this day and age of crafty criminals I'm reluctant to open the door for anyone who isn't a friend, relative, guy in a cop uniform, or someone with their leg chopped off with a wolf chasing him. Why? Because I'd rather make some solicitor think I'm an asshole than risk a home invasion.
Seriously. We have the fucking postal service - just send me a fucking letter explaining what you want me to donate to. We have fucking telephones and e-mail as well. I mean, I'll probably just delete your email or ignore your phone calls, but I won't hate you as much as when you knock at my door.
What's worse are the solicitors who come to your door at unreasonable hours - e.g. when it's getting dark. I generally don't open the door to begin with, but when it's dark I just say to myself "get the fuck out dude."
Get a real job you berks... NOBODY likes a solicitor. If I considered it worth my time to donate to X organization, I would've done it already (using that oh-so convenient thing called the "internet.")
Okay. Maybe I'm paranoid but in this day and age of crafty criminals I'm reluctant to open the door for anyone who isn't a friend, relative, guy in a cop uniform, or someone with their leg chopped off with a wolf chasing him. Why? Because I'd rather make some solicitor think I'm an asshole than risk a home invasion.
Seriously. We have the fucking postal service - just send me a fucking letter explaining what you want me to donate to. We have fucking telephones and e-mail as well. I mean, I'll probably just delete your email or ignore your phone calls, but I won't hate you as much as when you knock at my door.
What's worse are the solicitors who come to your door at unreasonable hours - e.g. when it's getting dark. I generally don't open the door to begin with, but when it's dark I just say to myself "get the fuck out dude."
Get a real job you berks... NOBODY likes a solicitor. If I considered it worth my time to donate to X organization, I would've done it already (using that oh-so convenient thing called the "internet.")
