The worst thing you've ever been bitten by.

2008-04-28 09:04:16

#1

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6694|Escea

Title self-explanatory really lol, so what be the worst thing to have bitten you, whether it be a dog, snake, spider or homeless guy. What was it?

For me, so far the worst thing I've been bitten by was a rabbit.

2008-04-28 09:05:53

#2

Brasso: member; +1,549|7102

Mosquitos. Seriously.

22 bites on one leg? Nasty.

Never go to the Philippines without bug spray. Or Thailand.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-04-28 09:15:38

#3

Nordemus: BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife; +60|6469

A fox, man, I had lots of injections after that, coz they thought that the fox was rabid.

2008-04-28 09:17:38

#4

avman633: Member; +116|6836

Nordemus wrote:
A fox, man, I had lots of injections after that, coz they thought that the fox was rabid.

Man, I've heard about how painful rabies shots were. Directly into the abdomen with a large needle.

The only thing I have been bitten by are mosquitoes

2008-04-28 09:19:51

#5

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7315|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Mosquitos, itches like fucking hell, drives one mad.

I'm grateful we don't have them in Iceland, like most other bugs.

2008-04-28 09:22:31

#6

Nordemus: BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife; +60|6469

avman633 wrote:
Nordemus wrote:
A fox, man, I had lots of injections after that, coz they thought that the fox was rabid.
Man, I've heard about how painful rabies shots were. Directly into the abdomen with a large needle.

The only thing I have been bitten by are mosquitoes

Yeah man, I cant even think of it, a tip from me - do not ever walk to a fox, never.

2008-04-28 09:25:18

#7

Titch2349: iz me!; +358|6824|uk

Been stung by a Wasp once, thats it ..... Mosquitoes don't seem to like me

(Sting = bite?)

2008-04-28 09:26:28

#8

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7145|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

In a jovial kind of way - Love

But in all seriousness a goat. It was the red in its eyes and it's yellow teeth that have scarred me.

2008-04-28 09:29:45

#9

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7050|Columbus, OH

[INSERT] Yo momma joke here.

2008-04-28 09:36:35

#10

PeoNinja: Ninja Fart - Silent but Deadly; +31|6670

the 2 god damned mosquitoes that gave me dengue fever

2008-04-28 09:37:42

#11

Nintendogamer: Member; +72|7059|Chelmsford, UK

wasp.

nasty cunts they are, it hid in in my hoodie, i put it on. and YOWZ. it hurt a lot.

2008-04-28 09:40:12

#12

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7145|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Nintendogamer wrote:
wasp.

nasty cunts they are, it hid in in my hoodie, i put it on. and YOWZ. it hurt a lot.

If we talking them things whih were invented for no apparent reason (Im sure someone will correct me) I got knocked out by one. I had gone into my can of Pepsi and I drank it, stung me in my throat, I was at an RAF show and remember waking up with a breathing mask on with army meds seeing to me.

I really do hate them with a vengenace

2008-04-28 09:47:10

#13

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7212|OctoLand

I've been lucky so far...considering all the exotic places I go.

Worst was a jellyfish, about 5 tenticles wrapped themselves around my leg....pain didn't last too long though.

I know fucking karate

2008-04-28 09:48:05

#14

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7092|London, England

I got bit by a wasp. That's right, it didn't sting me, it fucking bit me. Jesus fucking Christ, what a failure of a wasp.

2008-04-28 09:51:24

#15

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6866|The Gem Saloon

Parker wrote:
Mek-Stizzle

it was gross......

2008-04-28 09:53:46

#16

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7092|London, England

Parker wrote:
Parker wrote:
Mek-Stizzle
it was gross......

It was tasty

2008-04-28 09:54:02

#17

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6991|Adelaide, South Australia

Nothing more than a mozzie, but I bit a guy on the arm once.

2008-04-28 09:54:19

#18

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6694|Escea

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
I got bit by a wasp. That's right, it didn't sting me, it fucking bit me. Jesus fucking Christ, what a failure of a wasp.

https://neuromolecular.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/agh1.jpg

here's something you don't want to bite you, sting or land on you (cos it'll take you out when it touches down).

2008-04-28 10:09:54

#19

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7039|NYC / Hamburg

I was stung by a freakish wasp-fly-combo thing. It had the body of a fly but was striped like a wasp and freakish huge. My hand was swollen for 2 weeks.

/shudder

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2008-04-28 10:19:48

#20

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6604|Scotland!

I've been bitten by a horse

2008-04-28 10:24:07

#21

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6385|...

guinea pig...sad

...

2008-04-28 10:24:20

#22

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7033|Southampton, UK

Girlfriend.

But seriously,

Girlfriend.

2008-04-28 10:24:26

#23

Shem: sɥǝɯ; +152|6998|London (At Heart)

M.O.A.B wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
I got bit by a wasp. That's right, it didn't sting me, it fucking bit me. Jesus fucking Christ, what a failure of a wasp.
http://neuromolecular.files.wordpress.c … 7/agh1.jpg

here's something you don't want to bite you, sting or land on you (cos it'll take you out when it touches down).

Looking at that picture makes me shudder.

I go into Anaphylactic shock from wasp stings.

Got stung on the neck once as a kid, fuck did that scare me, I was out on my own and was lucky a guy knew how to use my EpiPen.

2008-04-28 10:25:20

#24

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7040|Mountains of NC

in thailand we had to learn to work with cobras ..... ( the ones we were working with are the biting ones not the spitting )

so its my turn to jump in the pit and play snake wrangler .......... we had to pick it up by the tail and if you got brave kiss it on the back on the head ...... well I was able to snatch it up by its tail and when I put it back down I was considering going in for the kiss of death but then it turned and went right for my boots, I wasn't fast enough to jump back up and move so sunk into my boots and the thais had to pliers to get it off my boots

thankfully it didn't get through the leather but my butt hole stayed puckered for days after that

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-04-28 10:28:12

#25

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7033|Southampton, UK

SEREMAKER wrote:
in thailand we had to learn to work with cobras ..... ( the ones we were working with are the biting ones not the spitting )

so its my turn to jump in the pit and play snake wrangler .......... we had to pick it up by the tail and if you got brave kiss it on the back on the head ...... well I was able to snatch it up by its tail and when I put it back down I was considering going in for the kiss of death but then it turned and went right for my boots, I wasn't fast enough to jump back up and move so sunk into my boots and the thais had to pliers to get it off my boots

thankfully it didn't get through the leather but my butt hole stayed puckered for days after that

Bet Berni was annoyed with you that he couldn't put it in for a while then?

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