Yeah, I change my thing. Naights girl has to be the worst out of them allnaightknifar wrote:
Girlfriend.
But seriously,
Girlfriend.
At my cottage in Crete,was bit by some coward snake hidden in the grass.Was not poisonous but it hurt like a motherfucker.
Ohhh, YOU BASTARD!Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Yeah, I change my thing. Naights girl has to be the worst out of them allnaightknifar wrote:
Girlfriend.
But seriously,
Girlfriend.
Fuck you Mek.
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Um.... wasps, bees, ants ( had a whole colony over my hand once, red ants... not the nicest of experiences ), jellyfish, fish.
Nearly got stung by a small scorpion once, before I pounded it to death with a rock.
Worst of all... Horseflies... Oh my god.
Nearly got stung by a small scorpion once, before I pounded it to death with a rock.
Worst of all... Horseflies... Oh my god.
Bite of Horsefly wrote:
The bite from a larger specimen is extremely painful, especially considering the light, agile, and airborne nature of the fly. Unlike insects which surreptitiously puncture the skin with needle-like organs, horse flies have mandibles like tiny serrated scimitars, which they use to rip and/or slice flesh apart. This causes the blood to seep out as the horsefly licks it up. They may even carve a chunk completely out of the victim, to be digested at its leisure.
The horsefly's modus operandi is less secretive than that of its mosquito counterparts, although it still aims to escape before pain signals reach their mark's sphere of awareness. Moreover, the pain of a horsefly bite may mean that the victim is more concerned with assessing and repairing the wound, than finding and swatting the interloper.
ive been bitten by.. squerrils,mosquito,wasps,hornets,bees,fire ants,Pigmy rattlesnake,dogs,cats,wild hogs,horses,cattle, a drunk in a bar fight dam near bit my thumb off, & 2 ex wives
but thats normal for living in florida for the last 30 yrs.
but thats normal for living in florida for the last 30 yrs.
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you learn the true meaning of life when you see houses and cars blow by like leaves on a windy day.
Talking about mosquitos:
My gf
Miniature poodle
Myself
I know a guy who got bit by hooker on his knob cause he didnt have enough money
Was it your boyfriend?Locoloki wrote:
I know a guy who got bit by hooker on his knob cause he didnt have enough money
And were you the hooker
Whore of an ex girlfriend.
Got stung by a load of wasps once (not bitten), that wasn't very nice.
wow, i totally forgot about that. i agree. what the shit that hurts like a bitch.Zimmer wrote:
Worst of all... Horseflies... Oh my god.Bite of Horsefly wrote:
The bite from a larger specimen is extremely painful, especially considering the light, agile, and airborne nature of the fly. Unlike insects which surreptitiously puncture the skin with needle-like organs, horse flies have mandibles like tiny serrated scimitars, which they use to rip and/or slice flesh apart. This causes the blood to seep out as the horsefly licks it up. They may even carve a chunk completely out of the victim, to be digested at its leisure.
The horsefly's modus operandi is less secretive than that of its mosquito counterparts, although it still aims to escape before pain signals reach their mark's sphere of awareness. Moreover, the pain of a horsefly bite may mean that the victim is more concerned with assessing and repairing the wound, than finding and swatting the interloper.
and ive been bitten by my garter snake before...really nothing. then again i love reptiles and really could care less.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
a parrot
A gray squirrel bit me once while i was hiking and that bastard sunk in deep he was hang off my fucking arm. i now have a thumb size piece of my left arm missing and a nasty scar.
What I presume to be some kind of insect in the Panamanian jungle. It gave me a fever.
A dog...and worst of all, Im allergic to them. Just to make it better.
I once got bit by a cow
Yes you heard that right
a cow
Yes you heard that right
a cow
Gray squirrel? I only know black and orange ones, but yeah, they are bastards, they are cool here though, they always come jumping at you, expecting some sort of food from youeaglecorps wrote:
A gray squirrel bit me once while i was hiking and that bastard sunk in deep he was hang off my fucking arm. i now have a thumb size piece of my left arm missing and a nasty scar.
Grey Squirrel: EnglandNordemus wrote:
Gray squirrel? I only know black and orange ones, but yeah, they are bastards, they are cool here though, they always come jumping at you, expecting some sort of food from youeaglecorps wrote:
A gray squirrel bit me once while i was hiking and that bastard sunk in deep he was hang off my fucking arm. i now have a thumb size piece of my left arm missing and a nasty scar.
Bastards killed all the Red ones off here.
if I read it right you wrote ......... a cowstkhoplite wrote:
I once got bit by a cow
Yes you heard that right
a cow
Ya i was in England at the time of the incident. I will now acknowledge the signs that read "do not feed the animals"naightknifar wrote:
Grey Squirrel: EnglandNordemus wrote:
Gray squirrel? I only know black and orange ones, but yeah, they are bastards, they are cool here though, they always come jumping at you, expecting some sort of food from youeaglecorps wrote:
A gray squirrel bit me once while i was hiking and that bastard sunk in deep he was hang off my fucking arm. i now have a thumb size piece of my left arm missing and a nasty scar.
Bastards killed all the Red ones off here.
lelstkhoplite wrote:
I once got bit by a cow
Yes you heard that right
a cow
hamster