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The other night my eyeballs were all twitchy behind my closed eyelids when I went to bed.  That's when I knew.

bah, you guys have it easy.
i dont leave my apartment without calling in a UAV first.

1.  I make a quick trip for basic groceries, and when I return I tell my wife, "Supplies at your location."
2.  My son takes a hard fall in soccer practice and I yell, "You're OK buddy!  Now get back to the fight!"
3.  I hurt myself doing something around the house and cry out, "I need a medic!"
4.  I see planes over head and compare their outlines to the UAV in BF2.
5.  I take a look at my wrench in my toolbox and have the mistaken notion that it can fix just about anything.
6.  I get home from work, my son did well at school, and my wife cooked an awesome meal AND had a busy day at work.  I put my arms around them and say, "You're the finest squad I've EVER laid eyes on."

12:  You have looked on ebay for real life battle helmets.

ha ha ha

You see something odd while driving around and reach for your "PrtScn" key....

Here are a few ideas.

1. WHen you are a USMC drill sgt. and you find in your training manual schedule "Teach the cadets to use an M203 grenade launcher"  next day you say to your cadets .."today i am going to teach you how to noob tube."
1/2 of them say..huh..... 1/2 who plays battlefield 2 after each day "YEAHHHHHHHHH>"

2. when you apply to special forces ( marine force recon, seal) because you had a gold badge for being a spec ops.

3. when you see a flag outside you think" lets get that flag."

4. when you bought a new hummer with that nice salery of yours and drive only to see milatary personal on their morning jog. you say "Get in quick"

5. when you are asking a special forces recruiter a simple question : "Do we get to throw C4?"

6. When you look at your tv remote and you figured that the big button in the remote means. "Push this and something will explode."

7. when you are driving near an airport and see planes flying while you are talking to your wife you say to her "we got company overhead over."

8. when your parents buy you a remington hunting rife for your birthday you go into the bathrooom and pain yourself with green camoflauge, put grass all over your body some how and walk out the door saying .." let me snipe someone."

9. when you buy eggs thinking that they are grenades.

10. Wrench from a hardware store. : you can fix everything even a broken bridge.

11. when your loved one passes out , you get the diffibulator ... and revive him only to say " you'll live buddy now get back into the fight."

12. when you are an ER doctor and you get a patient who received a gunshot wound. you hand him a first aid kit saying " here get first aid" . then he gets up like nothing happened.

13. when you are in  a funeral and your thinking...damn dont worry people. he will respawn in 15 seconds.

14. when you are in a fishing boat and think that the fishing rod is a machine gun mounted on the boat.

15. when you are in New york with all them buildings thinking karkland is not only in BF2 but outside your window.

16. when your are lifting up your car with a jack and it does not go up ..you say i need some " support" only to think that your friends withguns will help out.

17. when you see a truck full of people in a back and you have a bottle rocket in a tube thinking its an RPG.

18. when you have the sudden urge to buy one of these http://www.firefightusa.com/product/AE-M82A1 make your own guillie suit and go out hunting rabits, birds or some other small creature.

heres more i thought of while doing some stuff

-when you mistake your neighboors hut for a UAV.
- when you have a telescope thinking its a sniper scope. you see your friend and say "i got you know  sucka"
- you cause a massive security breach when you are in a european milatary expo that has tanks, apc's planes. you decide to use a tank and you get into one. result: you got soldiers aiming at you and you think they are the insurgents.. you run over them or blow them away.
- you are in a milatary base where you are ordered to fix 6 humvees, 12 planes, 18 tanks in one day. someone stole your tools and parts.. all you have in your hand is a wrench.
- you bought a new M4 painball rife. you have in your room some fireworks that look like C4 and decide to run around the street as a spec ops.
-your friend from the other side of the street calls you " hey dude i need some help with fixing stuff." you get your wrench and run as fast as you can to his house. at the same time you look at every roof top to be safe.
- your on your first day of SWAT and you visit the armory. your friend calls you for supplies on a job he needs done.. you take a couple of grenades. bullets , and a few rifles and put them in your car and drive to his house and say " GET AMMO"
- you think the movie Blackhawk Down is a training video.
-you go to your friends house but you have this feeling that no one is home..you call your other friends telling them " i need a UAV on this location."
-you got yourself a new crossbow.. you look around and see some rope... you think you can zipline to your friends house 30 feet away.
-you are in the bathroom in a bank with thugs with guns. all you have is a knife your grandpa gave you..hmmm do you think after all the badguys are dead the cops will give me that knife badge that i have been longing for.
-you for some reason won the lottery. you go to a military website ordering a crapload of guns, ammo, sniper rifles, milatary clothing.
-you are sleeping at night and all of the sudden your brother flashes a powerful flashlight in your face." OMG someone flashbang me"


- the best of all: you are playing BF2 all night long in a different room. your wife asks  you if you are busy with something productive. she listens thru the door only to hear gunfire, bombs going off, planes flying to the point where its soo loud that she thinks the all the major wars in our time is in that room

Hehehehe I was recently in South Africa in Simonstown, and went to this museum thing. They had one of those tourist telesopes, which u put like 20p in and can look through it for about 30 seconds. I saw some people getting on a boat with boxes and said outloud, "if this was a TOW........." my brother nearly wet himself laughing.

specialistx2324 wrote:

10. Wrench from a hardware store. : you can fix everything even a broken bridge.

X. You drive your car into lower water and take the wrench out

another good one.. you get an award ( ex: ribbon in your job for outstanding work, or a medal for wining the school olympics)... next thing you hear when you get the reward is the sound of drum rolls.

Inquatitis wrote:

bah, you guys have it easy.
i dont leave my apartment without calling in a UAV first.

hahaha