not as clever as you thinkclogar wrote:
your girlfriend
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Change the title to the worst thing you've ever been humped by tbhSEREMAKER wrote:
Spider1980s fruitbat
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i work at a farm and had a fucking pig bite my arm just between the bone and bicep, it had 2 sets of 1 inch long "fangs"/teeth one set on the bottom of the mouth and one at the top.
i wasnt able to move my right arm which had been bitten for a week, it didn't bleed but i had broken blood cells (you can see the blood through your skin) and severe swolling, basicly the cunt had ripped the muscle a bit out of place. sometimes i do understand how you could be cruel to animals when something like this happens (i would never torture them though like some fucking sick perverts do)
i wasnt able to move my right arm which had been bitten for a week, it didn't bleed but i had broken blood cells (you can see the blood through your skin) and severe swolling, basicly the cunt had ripped the muscle a bit out of place. sometimes i do understand how you could be cruel to animals when something like this happens (i would never torture them though like some fucking sick perverts do)
Mutantsteak wrote:
Change the title to the worst thing you've ever been humped by tbhSEREMAKER wrote:
Spider1980s fruitbat
You couldn't have put it better. Same thing here. Different exwhore though. Were about to have some sexytime and she kills the whole thing by thinking "hey let's bite the guy real hard in the lip!" and doing it too. Come to think of it, she wasn't always playing with a full deck. Garbage made a song about her called "stupid girl".White-Fusion wrote:
Whore of an ex girlfriend.
One really bad was when a bumblebee stung me in the ear some 20 odd years ago. My mom said the bee was going apeshit in the store and just attacked me all of a sudden. Quite crazy coz the bombers rarely sting.
Not a bite but, hell it hurt. Last week I was at a friend house watching the Riise-butt and one of their cats was having sleepytime in my lap. Well my buddys kid goes and pulls a laptop on the floor and that naturally keeps quite good noise so ofcourse the damn predator decides to drill his claws in my inner thigh. Ouch.
These are actually nothing. The worst shit is when you chew gum or when eating you manage to bite yourself inside the mouth. And damn it when you get extra carefull after that bite, you do it again. Oh, the agony!
Bed bugs.
No srsly.
They exist.
We have an infestation, and they;re about the size of fruit flies(without wings) they get on your skin when you're sleeping and suck your blood. Then they leave a rash all over(they swarm you at night)
We're on our second wave and finally decided to get an extermintor, he'l be here to Fumigate the place wednesday.
No srsly.
They exist.
We have an infestation, and they;re about the size of fruit flies(without wings) they get on your skin when you're sleeping and suck your blood. Then they leave a rash all over(they swarm you at night)
We're on our second wave and finally decided to get an extermintor, he'l be here to Fumigate the place wednesday.
blue bottle wrapped around my thigh
3 wasps all at the same time on my back
redback spider on the bottom of my foot
3 wasps all at the same time on my back
redback spider on the bottom of my foot
small dog
Only in Australia.Nappy wrote:
blue bottle wrapped around my thigh
3 wasps all at the same time on my back
redback spider on the bottom of my foot
By a girl (love bite).
How can you say being bitten by a girl is the worst thing, it's awesome.
6 yo kid
I was bitten by some really weird-ass spider that I didn't get a good look at. My hand was swollen for about 5 hours and it hurt more than any of the bee stings that I have ever had.
Hornet sting to the throat when I was about 5. Thank god I wasn't allergic. It felt like someone stabbed me in the throat with a shish kabob skewer.
only cause you don't get any.Funky_Finny wrote:
How can you say being bitten by a girl is the worst thing, it's awesome.
A duck, srsly, I have the marks to prove it.