cablecopulate
Member
+449|7209|Massachusetts.
I was going to say this has been posted before. Then I realized it was the original topic, zombified.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6971|so randum

Noobeater wrote:

Flecco wrote:

37%
Though i do have a proper zombie plan including escape routes and weaponry load out (Live in the UK so no guns just knives = fail against zomies, axes = better due to increased range and power as well as a sledgehammer, so shaun of the dead but gorier from the bigger weapons).
I know of about 30 locations within 20 miles of me where i could get a gun.
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avman633
Member
+116|6835

ScOrPiOn1189 wrote:

33%
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6918|Boulder, CO

FatherTed wrote:

Noobeater wrote:

Flecco wrote:

37%
Though i do have a proper zombie plan including escape routes and weaponry load out (Live in the UK so no guns just knives = fail against zomies, axes = better due to increased range and power as well as a sledgehammer, so shaun of the dead but gorier from the bigger weapons).
I know of about 30 locations within 20 miles of me where i could get a gun.
The nearest range to me is about 15 miles away, when the land is full of zombies then thats too far and way to obvious, if I'm feeling evil then i'll break into the house of a guy a couple of streets away that I know and steal his families shotguns or most likely die trying.

I live in a town of about 20 000 people with no gun crime, even the military youth groups (namely air cadets) have to travel for 2 hours to get to a range with live rounds.

Although there is an army base near me Weeton barracks (only a small one but its the home of the lancashire regiment, or at least one of their homes) so i bet they have live rounds.
howler_27
Member
+90|7158
47% ehh.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6971|so randum

Noobeater wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Noobeater wrote:

Though i do have a proper zombie plan including escape routes and weaponry load out (Live in the UK so no guns just knives = fail against zomies, axes = better due to increased range and power as well as a sledgehammer, so shaun of the dead but gorier from the bigger weapons).
I know of about 30 locations within 20 miles of me where i could get a gun.
The nearest range to me is about 15 miles away, when the land is full of zombies then thats too far and way to obvious, if I'm feeling evil then i'll break into the house of a guy a couple of streets away that I know and steal his families shotguns or most likely die trying.

I live in a town of about 20 000 people with no gun crime, even the military youth groups (namely air cadets) have to travel for 2 hours to get to a range with live rounds.

Although there is an army base near me Weeton barracks (only a small one but its the home of the lancashire regiment, or at least one of their homes) so i bet they have live rounds.
1 gun shop 10 miles away

another gun shop 15 miles away

countless ATC squadrons around - If it's still what it was like when i was in that, they have rifles and ammo on-site.

on a side note, if i was back where i used to live, i could survive so so easily.

One of my uncles has 2 shotguns, a rifle, quads and 4x4's (defenders) and 4 boats.

Add to that he lives about half a mile from my old house, and its in the middle of the countryside, i could probably last a long time.

Last edited by FatherTed (2008-05-05 16:42:37)

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MAGUIRE93
High Angle Hell
+182|6665|Schofield Barracks

FatherTed wrote:

Noobeater wrote:

FatherTed wrote:


I know of about 30 locations within 20 miles of me where i could get a gun.
The nearest range to me is about 15 miles away, when the land is full of zombies then thats too far and way to obvious, if I'm feeling evil then i'll break into the house of a guy a couple of streets away that I know and steal his families shotguns or most likely die trying.

I live in a town of about 20 000 people with no gun crime, even the military youth groups (namely air cadets) have to travel for 2 hours to get to a range with live rounds.

Although there is an army base near me Weeton barracks (only a small one but its the home of the lancashire regiment, or at least one of their homes) so i bet they have live rounds.
1 gun shop 10 miles away

another gun shop 15 miles away

countless ATC squadrons around - If it's still what it was like when i was in that, they have rifles and ammo on-site.
ATC?
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6971|so randum

MAGUIRE93 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Noobeater wrote:


The nearest range to me is about 15 miles away, when the land is full of zombies then thats too far and way to obvious, if I'm feeling evil then i'll break into the house of a guy a couple of streets away that I know and steal his families shotguns or most likely die trying.

I live in a town of about 20 000 people with no gun crime, even the military youth groups (namely air cadets) have to travel for 2 hours to get to a range with live rounds.

Although there is an army base near me Weeton barracks (only a small one but its the home of the lancashire regiment, or at least one of their homes) so i bet they have live rounds.
1 gun shop 10 miles away

another gun shop 15 miles away

countless ATC squadrons around - If it's still what it was like when i was in that, they have rifles and ammo on-site.
ATC?
Air Cadets, military youth groups.

Gave the the chance to learn to fly, do tons of wilderness survival stuff and shoot.
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LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|7180|Charlie One Alpha
This is stupid. You are all preparing and thinking about zombie attacks. But zombies don't exist. You know what we should be watching out for? 

SKYNET, MOTHERFUCKERS. The machines will come for us. What good is your shotgun going to do against a T-800 exoskeleton?
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Brasso
member
+1,549|7101

LaidBackNinja wrote:

This is stupid. You are all preparing and thinking about zombie attacks. But zombies don't exist. You know what we should be watching out for? 

SKYNET, MOTHERFUCKERS. The machines will come for us. What good is your shotgun going to do against a T-800 exoskeleton?
shut the hell up, terminator machines are just dumb
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7009|Long Island, New York

LaidBackNinja wrote:

This is stupid. You are all preparing and thinking about zombie attacks. But zombies don't exist. You know what we should be watching out for? 

SKYNET, MOTHERFUCKERS. The machines will come for us. What good is your shotgun going to do against a T-800 exoskeleton?
OSHI-

But they're so cute!

https://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/terminator4_650.jpg

You know they're coming out with a 4th one, right? Christian Bale (Batman from Batman Begins/The Dark Knight) is going to be John Conner and apparentely Josh Brolin from No Country For Old Men is rumored to be the Terminator.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0438488/
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|7180|Charlie One Alpha

haffeysucks wrote:

LaidBackNinja wrote:

This is stupid. You are all preparing and thinking about zombie attacks. But zombies don't exist. You know what we should be watching out for? 

SKYNET, MOTHERFUCKERS. The machines will come for us. What good is your shotgun going to do against a T-800 exoskeleton?
shut the hell up, terminator machines are just dumb
No YOU shut the fuck up. When Judgement Day comes and Skynet nukes the shit out of us, you will regret your stupidity. You're all stocking up on baseballbats and machetes and preparing against zombies, a fucking fairytale. Might as well get silver bullets for the werewolves and stakes for vampires.

You just wait. When the fallout comes down I'll be riding the streets in my old car (which doesn't have EMP-sensitive electronics like all new cars do) and you will get your skull crushed under a steel foot.


@Poseidon: Yeah, that's going to be awesome. Although I hope there's not going to be another "The Terminator", because, you know, there should be ARMIES of them. I want the War Against the Machines, not just one terminator chasing John Connor AGAIN.

Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2008-05-05 16:53:04)

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IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6962|Northern California
Noobs.  It's fixed to render <40%.  So you liars saying different need to stop lying.

Also, I would have 100% survival rate.  I have long been an advocate for WWZ preparedness.  Just look at my sig.

Last edited by IRONCHEF (2008-05-05 17:01:51)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6971|so randum

IRONCHEF wrote:

Noobs.  It's fixed to render <40%.  So you liars saying different need to stop lying.

Also, I would have 100% survival rate.  I have long been an advocate for WWZ preparedness.  Just look at my sig.
No, i got 49%.
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Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6799

LaidBackNinja wrote:

No YOU shut the fuck up. When Judgement Day comes and Skynet nukes the shit out of us, you will regret your stupidity. You're all stocking up on baseballbats and machetes and preparing against zombies, a fucking fairytale. Might as well get silver bullets for the werewolves and stakes for vampires.

You just wait. When the fallout comes down I'll be riding the streets in my old car (which doesn't have EMP-sensitive electronics like all new cars do) and you will get your skull crushed under a steel foot.


@Poseidon: Yeah, that's going to be awesome. Although I hope there's not going to be another "The Terminator", because, you know, there should be ARMIES of them. I want the War Against the Machines, not just one terminator chasing John Connor AGAIN.
I'm not sure if I should laugh or be worried about this post, cause you sound somewat serious...
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LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|7180|Charlie One Alpha

Im_Dooomed wrote:

LaidBackNinja wrote:

No YOU shut the fuck up. When Judgement Day comes and Skynet nukes the shit out of us, you will regret your stupidity. You're all stocking up on baseballbats and machetes and preparing against zombies, a fucking fairytale. Might as well get silver bullets for the werewolves and stakes for vampires.

You just wait. When the fallout comes down I'll be riding the streets in my old car (which doesn't have EMP-sensitive electronics like all new cars do) and you will get your skull crushed under a steel foot.


@Poseidon: Yeah, that's going to be awesome. Although I hope there's not going to be another "The Terminator", because, you know, there should be ARMIES of them. I want the War Against the Machines, not just one terminator chasing John Connor AGAIN.
I'm not sure if I should laugh or be worried about this post, cause you sound somewat serious...
That's what I was trying to do. I tried to make clear how ridiculous this whole zombie-preparation thing is by talking just as vehemently about some other type of apocalypse that is (at least in theory) more plausible but obviously still bullshit.
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bennisboy
Member
+829|7117|Poundland

IRONCHEF wrote:

Noobs.  It's fixed to render <40%.  So you liars saying different need to stop lying.

Also, I would have 100% survival rate.  I have long been an advocate for WWZ preparedness.  Just look at my sig.
Lol, So are we all meant to post a SS of it being above 40? How about you stop thinking that just becuase you dont get above 40% that it cant happen
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7202|Uhh... erm...
43%.


Not bad, I suppose.
liquix
Member
+51|6925|Peoples Republic of Portland
45%

that's decent
rh27
Not really a Brit
+51|7067|England
Originally 40%, not in the US so had to improvise a bit (and had no idea what some of the choices meant really).

Then did it again choosing what I thought were most favourable options and managed 50%.

I fancy my chances well though, I have a couple of shotguns and am close to plenty of places to stock up on supplies.
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6879|Somersetshire
i would live, that quiz fails, (39%)

this hot fuzz quote sums up my area up lol


"DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums. "
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Banned
+630|7115|The Netherlands
39%
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

41%, not too shabby I suppose
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Shem
sɥǝɯ
+152|6998|London (At Heart)

Read the book so win.

I'll take ze test now.

EDIT:

51%.

I r more likely to live than die.

Last edited by Shem (2008-05-06 09:16:40)

pers0nah
Waste Kid
+271|7053|MANCHESTERRR
46% ;d

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