So, I'm guessing you really don't give a shit about the question and just wanted to tell everyone how much ass you've been getting lately?cpt.fass1 wrote:
I've been noticing a trend with this.. The last couple of times that I've picked up girls and had sex with them they've both turned out to have boy friends.. Which is awesome for me cause I don't have to worry about relationships. But brings me to my question, if you want to go out and have sex with random people why do you feel the need to have a boyfiend/girlfriend at home?
I'm just going out and having fun with my life right now and not ready to be in a relationship so this girls are awesome for me. I get what I want and don't have to worry about them again..
my edit; I had no idea that they had a boyfriend/fiancee before.. They usually say oh my boyfriends going to kick my ass if he finds out, afterwards.. So it's not me being a scumbag FYI.
Someone may have already said this, but,
cpt.fass1 wrote:
Just because a girl puts out on the first date/ first meeting doesn't make them a slut..
What the fuck?cpt.fass1 wrote:
everyone is a slut..
That's a polite way of saying she didn't like your meat missile.cpt.fass1 wrote:
They usually say oh my boyfriends going to kick my ass if he finds out, afterwards.. .
and would like you to leave...ATG wrote:
That's a polite way of saying she didn't like your meat missile.cpt.fass1 wrote:
They usually say oh my boyfriends going to kick my ass if he finds out, afterwards.. .
Exactly what I was thinking while reading this whole thread.TheAussieReaper wrote:
and would like you to leave...ATG wrote:
That's a polite way of saying she didn't like your meat missile.cpt.fass1 wrote:
They usually say oh my boyfriends going to kick my ass if he finds out, afterwards.. .
It is basically universal code, if a girl tells you she has a boyfriend after sex, it's because you were shit and she wants you to leave (to be blunt).
Of course, that only applies if the story he's giving is true - and since he's spending time on a pc gaming forum I'm guessing it's not.
i want inJenspm wrote:
I has sex with mikkel's mom yesterday.
twice.
if our balls dont touch, its not gay, right?
The way I see it Capt, you are doing the boyfriends a favor, a service if you will. The sooner these sluts get caught the faster their men will break up with them and get on with their lives whore free. Then they can go on to have productive relationships with the possibility of children with out going on the Maury Show to find out if they are the father. So technically, you are helping the world.
Malloy must go
Plus, getting tested doesn't protect you, it just lets you know if you have the disease. At that point, there is nothing you can do about it. Better to prevent the disease in the first place than find out you have it after you have it.Bert10099 wrote:
I lol'd.cpt.fass1 wrote:
Hey my Herpies makes it ribbed for her pleasure..HIV/AIDS won't show up in tests until up to six months or so (Source). So if you are tested positive for it, you probably contracted it awhile ago. And may have spread it to others in the meantime.cpt.fass1 wrote:
and I get tested often.. So pffftttt
Well one I found out monday the day after she didn't tell me, and I found out through a friend.. I also didn't ask for number because I don't want anything serious as a conversation... But anyway my meat missle is small and disappointing so it is a valid point.. The other one I found out when she was leaving my apartment and pulled out a ring and put it on her finger and said "I need to get home".. Ehhh
As far as getting the HIV, I take precautions and any of you youngings will find out you can't excatly ask the lady for STD paper work..
I never said this was a problem and I never said I was bragging about the ass I was getting.. It's been 2 in the past 7 months so whoopie, so it's not oh I've been getting so much ass lately..
As I stated in the OP.. What is up with the need to have a boyfriend when you're going to go around and cheat.
As far as getting the HIV, I take precautions and any of you youngings will find out you can't excatly ask the lady for STD paper work..
I never said this was a problem and I never said I was bragging about the ass I was getting.. It's been 2 in the past 7 months so whoopie, so it's not oh I've been getting so much ass lately..
As I stated in the OP.. What is up with the need to have a boyfriend when you're going to go around and cheat.
You're picking up people to f*ck and they've got a boyfriend... big deal.
I had quite deep feelings for a girl this one time. She was a very close friend of mine and we'd talk at least once a week on the phone, and she'd stay over my house every now and then (nothing suss). It was only after I told her how I felt that I found out from a mutual friend that she'd had a boyfriend for some months.
I had quite deep feelings for a girl this one time. She was a very close friend of mine and we'd talk at least once a week on the phone, and she'd stay over my house every now and then (nothing suss). It was only after I told her how I felt that I found out from a mutual friend that she'd had a boyfriend for some months.
lol post about you "having sex" on the net is a complete fail
It's still not about me having sex, it's about why people feel the need to be with someone if they aren't going to be loyal?
You're reading comprehension = fail..
You're reading comprehension = fail..
Don't be a douche, being the guy on the other end would suck balls..... I'd imagine.
Because their boyfriend has a small dick and/or /fails in bed and they need loving from someone else...cpt.fass1 wrote:
It's still not about me having sex, it's about why people feel the need to be with someone if they aren't going to be loyal?
Why else would they be doing it?
I'm pretty sure if their boyfriend was a stud in bed they wouldn't feel the need to go sleep around with random guys.. but you never know, girls are fucked up creatures..
Because they can't keep their motherooking pussies in their motherfooking pants. And they say we are the bad ones, we are just the ones that get caught.LT.Victim wrote:
Because their boyfriend has a small dick and/or /fails in bed and they need loving from someone else...cpt.fass1 wrote:
It's still not about me having sex, it's about why people feel the need to be with someone if they aren't going to be loyal?
Why else would they be doing it?
I'm pretty sure if their boyfriend was a stud in bed they wouldn't feel the need to go sleep around with random guys.. but you never know, girls are fucked up creatures..
Go get the bitch a freaking vibrator or something then.. Or she could at least call her boyfriend up for a little sexytime.. I'm sure he'd be down...Adams_BJ wrote:
Because they can't keep their motherooking pussies in their motherfooking pants. And they say we are the bad ones, we are just the ones that get caught.LT.Victim wrote:
Because their boyfriend has a small dick and/or /fails in bed and they need loving from someone else...cpt.fass1 wrote:
It's still not about me having sex, it's about why people feel the need to be with someone if they aren't going to be loyal?
Why else would they be doing it?
I'm pretty sure if their boyfriend was a stud in bed they wouldn't feel the need to go sleep around with random guys.. but you never know, girls are fucked up creatures..
or infact he has a small penis and needs to post mindless crap like this to either get karma or enlarge the e-penis within.LT.Victim wrote:
Because their boyfriend has a small dick and/or /fails in bed and they need loving from someone else...cpt.fass1 wrote:
It's still not about me having sex, it's about why people feel the need to be with someone if they aren't going to be loyal?
Why else would they be doing it?
I'm pretty sure if their boyfriend was a stud in bed they wouldn't feel the need to go sleep around with random guys.. but you never know, girls are fucked up creatures..
eitherway mate fail
inb4aids
I'm still not sure how me saying the last two people I slept with have had a boyfriend is me bragging? I could be 65 and this could be over that 65 years, and if you think sleeping with 2 girls is bragging then I feel sorry for you..
I mean it does absolutely nothing for me.. It was more of a vent about what the Fuck.. But anyway
I mean it does absolutely nothing for me.. It was more of a vent about what the Fuck.. But anyway
i bet your a virgin
Yes, yes I am a virgin.. I was making the whole story up to impress you guys.. Did it work?
nocpt.fass1 wrote:
Yes, yes I am a virgin.. I was making the whole story up to impress you guys.. Did it work?
yes yes definitely!cpt.fass1 wrote:
Yes, yes I am a virgin.. I was making the whole story up to impress you guys.. Did it work?
Use the boyfriend killer routine.
