Poll

Art or Farce?

Cutting Edge Artist36%36% - 25
Con Artist63%63% - 44
Total: 69
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7092|London, England
Fucking shit.

This is art.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Ralph_Goings.jpg

Yes, that's Oil on canvas.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Glennray_Tutor_1.jpg

Again, Oil on canvas. Not a picture.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6694|Escea

https://www.78thfightergroup.com/history/p51doll1.JPG

proper art
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7178|67.222.138.85

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Fucking shit.

This is art.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … Goings.jpg

Yes, that's Oil on canvas.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … utor_1.jpg

Again, Oil on canvas. Not a picture.
Why bother painting something you can see in real life?
i g
Banned
+876|6335|GA

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Fucking shit.

This is art.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … Goings.jpg

Yes, that's Oil on canvas.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … utor_1.jpg

Again, Oil on canvas. Not a picture.
Why bother painting something you can see in real life?
i hope you're kidding
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7314|Alberta, Canada

Looks like shat.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6918|Chicago, IL

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Fucking shit.

This is art.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … Goings.jpg

Yes, that's Oil on canvas.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … utor_1.jpg

Again, Oil on canvas. Not a picture.
Why bother painting something you can see in real life?
to trick that dern coyote
https://www.cartoongallery.com/Webstore/images/T/82122.jpg
ddenholm67
DanForth Teh Pwnzer
+53|7027|Scotland

Funky_Finny wrote:

Miggle wrote:

@finny, no u.
Stevie fucking Wonder saw that coming.
ROFLMAO NO HE CUDNT!!!!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7092|London, England

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Fucking shit.

This is art.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … Goings.jpg

Yes, that's Oil on canvas.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … utor_1.jpg

Again, Oil on canvas. Not a picture.
Why bother painting something you can see in real life?
Why bother splattering some supposedly "fractal" lines of paint or someshit on a piece of canvas? It's a demonstration of skill that very few people can do, most Abstract art is just ideas that come into your head when you're high. They don't really demonstrate any skill.

Infact, Abstract art is a skill. In terms of how good you are at explaining your work of art shit. If you've got good vocabulary, a wild imagination etc.. you can turn a square into a work of art. Which is fucking stupid.

Pictures like the ones I posted, they don't need no explaining. When you tell someone that it was painted, they actually go "wow", whereas with Abstract art. It's more about explaining some shit just to give the artwork some meaning. You spend more time reading/listening about what the actual Abstract art is, than actually looking at it. I mean what's up with that?

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-05-06 15:57:04)

i g
Banned
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Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Fucking shit.

This is art.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … Goings.jpg

Yes, that's Oil on canvas.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … utor_1.jpg

Again, Oil on canvas. Not a picture.
Why bother painting something you can see in real life?
Why bother splattering some supposedly "fractal" lines of paint or someshit on a piece of canvas? It's a demonstration of skill that very few people can do, most Abstract art is just ideas that come into your head when you're high. They don't really demonstrate any skill.

Infact, Abstract art is a skill. In terms of how good you are at explaining your work of art shit. If you've got good vocabulary, a wild imagination etc.. you can turn a square into a work of art. Which is fucking stupid.

Pictures like the ones I posted, they don't need no explaining. When you tell someone that it was painted, they actually go "wow", whereas with Abstract art. It's more about explaining some shit just to give the artwork some meaning. You spend more time reading/listening about what the actual Abstract art is, than actually looking at it. I mean what's up with that?
get raped my mek more kthnx
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|7180|Charlie One Alpha
Ugh... I had classes on this guy during my American Art course. I'm leaning more towards art than con artist though... I see where you guys come from with "it's just a bunch of paint splattered on a canvas" and I agree to some extent.. but Pollock had a special way of splattering the paint, making it look like something more than just splattered paint. For example, I really like this painting he made, called Guardians of the Secret:

https://www.usc.edu/programs/cst/deadfiles/lacasis/ansc100/library/images/752bg.jpg

Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2008-05-06 15:59:47)

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i g
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LaidBackNinja wrote:

Ugh... I had classes on this guy during my American Art course. I'm leaning more towards art than con artist though... I see where you guys come from with "it's just a bunch of paint splattered on a canvas" and I agree to some extent.. but Pollock had a special way of splattering the paint, making it look like something more than just splattered paint. For example, I really like this painting he made, called Guardians of the Secret:

http://www.kaliweb.com/jacksonpollock/i … secret.jpg
see now that is art. the ones that fm posted are not
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7120

Jackson Pollock is one of the last modern 'artists' I'd criticize. At least his stuff looks cool. There are plenty of modern 'artists' that make fucking terrible 'art'.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6918|Chicago, IL

ghettoperson wrote:

Jackson Pollock is one of the last modern 'artists' I'd criticize. At least his stuff looks cool. There are plenty of modern 'artists' that make fucking terrible 'art'.
Andy Warhol.
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7178|67.222.138.85

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Fucking shit.

This is art.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … Goings.jpg

Yes, that's Oil on canvas.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … utor_1.jpg

Again, Oil on canvas. Not a picture.
Why bother painting something you can see in real life?
Why bother splattering some supposedly "fractal" lines of paint or someshit on a piece of canvas? It's a demonstration of skill that very few people can do, most Abstract art is just ideas that come into your head when you're high. They don't really demonstrate any skill.

Infact, Abstract art is a skill. In terms of how good you are at explaining your work of art shit. If you've got good vocabulary, a wild imagination etc.. you can turn a square into a work of art. Which is fucking stupid.

Pictures like the ones I posted, they don't need no explaining. When you tell someone that it was painted, they actually go "wow", whereas with Abstract art. It's more about explaining some shit just to give the artwork some meaning. You spend more time reading/listening about what the actual Abstract art is, than actually looking at it. I mean what's up with that?
The first line proves my point for me. Abstract art has just as much meaning as "real" art because none of it has any meaning at all.

An art history teacher explained that abstract art has meaning because if you splatter paint on a canvas or draw people that look like cubes, it's because you don't have the classical training to do it realistically. Abstract artists on the other hand can paint a perfectly realistic picture, but they choose not to.

The same guy that painted this:

https://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g44/Flaming_Maniac/juvenil_picass1stcomlg.jpg

also chose to paint this:

https://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g44/Flaming_Maniac/Picasso-The_Guitar_Player-AnalyticC.jpg

A pretty famous artist too, one known in his lifetime.

I can assure you as well, that the second picture is not something done while high. It is his representation of a three dimensional object on a two dimensional surface, and I assure you nothing you could do while high.

Like I said, you aren't allowed to call what you do art unless you are either classically trained, or win over someone who is. Art is not about trying to mimic real life exactly, that is what photography is for. Art is the artist's interpretation of the subject matter, and you can take that and interpret it however you like. If you would like to think it's a square, fine. I would rather look at the square and let my mind wander, don't let the door hit you on the way out please.

They don't need explaining because they're a photograph...why would you even bother looking at a diner in photorealism? I can walk in one down the street.

This is not art. This is art. (in my opinion)
OmniDeath
~
+726|7115

Pretty much everyone in this thread fails. It's less about what you actually see, but about what it means. Go look up Duchamp. You could say his stuff is crap and anyone could have made it (and half his stuff other people did make) but it was about the ideas behind his art that made him so important. Go take an art class.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6925|The Twilight Zone

OmniDeath wrote:

Pretty much everyone in this thread fails.
Good thing i haven't posted here. No wait.. u tricked me Omni.
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Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7237|Cambridge (UK)

S.Lythberg wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

i don't see a fractal pattern in any of his works, it looks like a jumble of paint lines, and little else.
You may not, but mathematicians do:

Fractals have experienced considerable success in quantifying the complex structure
exhibited by many natural patterns and have captured the imagination of scientists
and artists alike [Mandelbrot]. With ever widening appeal, they have been referred to
both as "fingerprints of nature" [Taylor et al 1999] and "the new aesthetics"
[Richards]. Recently, we showed that the drip patterns of the American abstract
painter Jackson Pollock are fractal [Taylor et al 1999].
In this paper, we describe
visual perception tests that investigate whether fractal images generated by
mathematical, natural and human processes possess a shared aesthetic quality based
on visual complexity.
(source)

Physicist Richard P. Taylor of the University of New South Wales in Sydney, Australia, who is also trained as an artist, has taken a mathematical look at Pollock's splatter paintings to try to uncover the secret of their appeal to many viewers.

"The unique thing about Jackson Pollock was that he abandoned using the brush on canvas and actually dripped the paint," Taylor says. "That produced trajectories of paint on the canvas that were like a [two-dimensional] map or fingerprint of his [three-dimensional] motions around the canvas."

Taylor photographed the Pollock painting Blue Poles, Number 11, 1952 (see http://www.kn.pacbell.com/wired/art/pollock.html), which the Australian government had purchased in 1972 for $2 million and put on display at the National Gallery of Australia in Canberra. He and his colleagues then scanned the photos and used a computer to analyze the color schemes and trajectories evident in the painting.

The researchers discovered that Pollock's patterns could be characterized as fractals--shapes that repeat themselves on different scales within the same object. In a fractal object or pattern, each smaller structure is a miniature, though not necessarily identical, version of the larger form. Fractals often occur in nature, from the meanderings of a coastline, in which the shapes of small inlets approximate the curves of an entire shoreline, to the branchings of trees and the lacy forms of snowflakes and ferns.
(source)

See also http://www.phys.unsw.edu.au/phys_about/ … aylor.html
Oh, well they seem to be using a BS definition of fractal then.  The definition I would use is a repeating series that forms a larger, also repeating series, such as the fractal dragon picture, a snail shell, or this:
http://www.coolmath.com/fractals/images/fractal21.gif

because all lines are approximately alike, so all lines are fractals in their definition.

bogus tbh
You don't understand fractals.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6918|Chicago, IL

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

You don't understand fractals.
I was part of a team that constructed a 20 foot fractal pattern back in 6th grade, i do know fractals.

There is only a small degree of similarity between his lines and angles, and is a very weak example of a fractal, possessing neither scale symmetry or repeating patterns.
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7237|Cambridge (UK)

S.Lythberg wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

You don't understand fractals.
I was part of a team that constructed a 20 foot fractal pattern back in 6th grade, i do know fractals.

There is only a small degree of similarity between his lines and angles, and is a very weak example of a fractal, possessing neither scale symmetry or repeating patterns.
Oh, so something you did when you were 11years old means you know all about fractals?

There is so much more to fractals than mandlebrot, sierpinski, dragons and ferns.

If you really know something about the mathematics of fractals, read this and you'll see that his splash paintings are indeed fractals.

Would you say the coastline of the US (or any non-land-locked country) is a fractal?

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2008-05-06 20:36:07)

S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6918|Chicago, IL

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

You don't understand fractals.
I was part of a team that constructed a 20 foot fractal pattern back in 6th grade, i do know fractals.

There is only a small degree of similarity between his lines and angles, and is a very weak example of a fractal, possessing neither scale symmetry or repeating patterns.
Oh, so something you did when you were 11years old means you know all about fractals?

There is so much more to fractals than mandlebrot, sierpinski, dragons and ferns.

If you really know something about the mathematics of fractals, read this and you'll see that his splash paintings are indeed fractals.

Would you say the coastline of the US (or any non-land-locked country) is a fractal?
no, i would not.  It is possible to express anything mathematically, that does not mean it was intentionally designed that way.  I consider a fractal to be a design with a high >50% correlation between random parts, not a coastline or pattern of squiggles with single digit correlations.

His designs may be very loosely correlated on a small scale, but so is everything else in the universe, and it's not impressive.
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7237|Cambridge (UK)

S.Lythberg wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

I was part of a team that constructed a 20 foot fractal pattern back in 6th grade, i do know fractals.

There is only a small degree of similarity between his lines and angles, and is a very weak example of a fractal, possessing neither scale symmetry or repeating patterns.
Oh, so something you did when you were 11years old means you know all about fractals?

There is so much more to fractals than mandlebrot, sierpinski, dragons and ferns.

If you really know something about the mathematics of fractals, read this and you'll see that his splash paintings are indeed fractals.

Would you say the coastline of the US (or any non-land-locked country) is a fractal?
no, i would not.  It is possible to express anything mathematically, that does not mean it was intentionally designed that way.  I consider a fractal to be a design with a high >50% correlation between random parts, not a coastline or pattern of squiggles with single digit correlations.

His designs may be very loosely correlated on a small scale, but so is everything else in the universe, and it's not impressive.
Thankyou for proving that you know absolutely nothing about fractal geometry.

Fractals have nothing to do with design.

They have a lot to do with nature.

Coastlines ARE fractal. Trees are fractal. The pattern of craters on the moon is fractal.

Nature is fractal.

None of these things were designed.

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2008-05-06 20:44:39)

S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6918|Chicago, IL
Anything can be correlated if you try hard enough,

their equations require a logarithm for both variables to make it statistically relevant, and based on the graph, it appears that the correlation is on the order of 10-6, not exactly significant.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6761|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

i just want to say, when i take my AP calc test tomorrow, i'll be thinking of fractals

THANKS GUYS
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Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7237|Cambridge (UK)

S.Lythberg wrote:

Anything can be correlated if you try hard enough,

their equations require a logarithm for both variables to make it statistically relevant, and based on the graph, it appears that the correlation is on the order of 10-6, not exactly significant.
Again, you just don't really understand fractal geometry.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6918|Chicago, IL

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

Anything can be correlated if you try hard enough,

their equations require a logarithm for both variables to make it statistically relevant, and based on the graph, it appears that the correlation is on the order of 10-6, not exactly significant.
Again, you just don't really understand fractal geometry.


either way, his designs are not intentional, i could splash random lines on a canvas and then mathematically compute the fractal correlation (which would require a hell of a lot more talent than the painting part)

and Cowami, don't think about fractals too hard, they're not on the exam.  AB is harder than BC btw.

Last edited by S.Lythberg (2008-05-06 21:07:45)

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