lol You'd piss yaself at mine. Our business is almost 100 years old and the premises we are in probably arn't far off. Its half house/half factory kind of thing here and I'm in part of the house, tucked up stairs out the way looking at porn. My desk is too shameful to deserve a picture you can barely make it out with all the sweet wrappers, bits of paper, tobacco strewn across it, lemsips, coke cans, and somewhere in the middle of it is the pc.
We have been in these premises for about 45/50 years now and they are in severe need of restoration but it just isn't going to happen, one day I will fall through the floor straight onto the lads below me who work here. I drop pencils and rulers in my office and they fall straight through the floor into their room and then when I'm passing during the day they kindly hand them back to me.