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2006-02-23 12:34:05
Chaos81
Member
+5|7165
You start seeing blue and red tags above everybody.<<<<< That one applies to me.


Someone starts walking up to you, you don't see a blue tag, and you start clicking your finger to shoot them.
2006-02-23 12:47:42
G.H.O.5.T.
Member
+1|7160
on an lan party when the peorson next to me wake me up becaus i was felt a sleep on my keyboard
2006-02-23 12:55:25
E7IX3R
is drunk and crazy
+216|7165|UK
When you think leaves in the road are grenades.

When you hear the beep of the UAV detecting an enemy when you're going to sleep

When the map is the center image of your mind when you close your eyes at night.

When you dream about bf2 constantly.
2006-02-23 13:00:16
idiotofwar
Jet Rammer
+4|7204|Debris From Space
Man i don't play BF2 this much (which explains my crappy low rank). I haven't even installed the new patch yet... I just can't be bothered..lol.
2006-02-23 21:28:25
ckdawn
Smrt Blond Gurl
+5|7134|Oklahoma
when you drive down the road and have the sudden urge to run over a pedestrian

when you start rushing the kids into the car by saying  "Go, Go, Go"

when you see the sharp corner at the end of your driveway and think "Good spot for an AT Mine"

when your son asks for some breakfast and you find yourself saying "No way man"

Last edited by ckdawn (2006-02-23 22:28:08)

2006-02-23 21:45:33
PitViper401
The Magnetic Bullet Attractor
+31|7176|Illinois
When you hear someone shout "You whore!", you look around for the tank and pull out your rocket launcher

when you walk by a chemistry class and hear the teacher say something like "C4H8O2" and slow down expecting to hear how to make C4 (I did that this morning after I got to school, I was tired and thinking about BF2 during the drive to school )
2006-02-23 22:47:06
Easy_4TH
Member
+2|7120
here's when you know you've been playing too much.  the first kit i mastered was spec. ops.  after a few hours of blowing shit up, i went to sleep.  a few hours later, i was dreaming about doing the same thing; blowing shit up.  then, i woke up, but i thought i was still in the dream.  i was instantly convinced that i had planted C4 in my roommate's rooms and that we had to evacuate the apartment NOW.  i banged on my roommies door and told him to get the fuck out of there.  (he almost shot me, he later told me [he has 3 pistols]).  still in my half dream, half awake state, i walked outside and sat down, thankful i had warned everyone but still scared out of my mind.  it's something like 4 in the morning.  I STILL THOUGHT THERE WAS C4 IN THE APARTMENT!  my roomie came out and asked what was wrong.  i said "good thing you got out dude.  i wasn't sure if i set them for automatic detonation or not..."  he figured out what was going on and went back to bed.  i finally stumbled back into my room and fell asleep, not realizing until the next day what i had done.

THAT is when you know you've been playing too much.
2006-02-23 23:23:48
subz3r0mkt
Member
+27|7154

Easy_4TH wrote:

here's when you know you've been playing too much.  the first kit i mastered was spec. ops.  after a few hours of blowing shit up, i went to sleep.  a few hours later, i was dreaming about doing the same thing; blowing shit up.  then, i woke up, but i thought i was still in the dream.  i was instantly convinced that i had planted C4 in my roommate's rooms and that we had to evacuate the apartment NOW.  i banged on my roommies door and told him to get the fuck out of there.  (he almost shot me, he later told me [he has 3 pistols]).  still in my half dream, half awake state, i walked outside and sat down, thankful i had warned everyone but still scared out of my mind.  it's something like 4 in the morning.  I STILL THOUGHT THERE WAS C4 IN THE APARTMENT!  my roomie came out and asked what was wrong.  i said "good thing you got out dude.  i wasn't sure if i set them for automatic detonation or not..."  he figured out what was going on and went back to bed.  i finally stumbled back into my room and fell asleep, not realizing until the next day what i had done.

THAT is when you know you've been playing too much.
ROFL-thats some funny shit.  I've only sleep walked once- and it was a long time ago

________

"You know you have been playing BF2 too much when..."

While driving on the freeway, and the idiot drivers piss me off.  I constantly call them "focking noobs."  Or.."Hey noob, yea...brake for no apparent reason"  "Yaaah NOOB! lets all not know how to merge and slow down traffic, damn car noobs!" Or when passing by a car accident- think "Damn, team vehicle damage, noobs!" Or when I see someone trying to change into my lane and I'm being nice, I'll say "Hit it! Lets move!"
(No I don't have a lot of road rage-I'm a safe driver...really! :p)

Use those voice commands such as: "Roger that", "You got it", "No way man!" etc. in daily speech.
2006-02-24 00:56:45
That1GuyThatYouKilled
Member
+0|7141|Bloomington Illinois 61074

luckybaer wrote:

1.  I make a quick trip for basic groceries, and when I return I tell my wife, "Supplies at your location."
2.  My son takes a hard fall in soccer practice and I yell, "You're OK buddy!  Now get back to the fight!"
3.  I hurt myself doing something around the house and cry out, "I need a medic!"
4.  I see planes over head and compare their outlines to the UAV in BF2.
5.  I take a look at my wrench in my toolbox and have the mistaken notion that it can fix just about anything.
6.  I get home from work, my son did well at school, and my wife cooked an awesome meal AND had a busy day at work.  I put my arms around them and say, "You're the finest squad I've EVER laid eyes on."
dude that is some funny sh*t but you know youve played to long when you leave a claymore/C4 by your house so it cant be captured
2006-02-24 01:14:16
2ndLt.Tucker
If you can read this, your already dead
+33|7159|Stillwater, Ok
You know you have played too much when.

1.) You own a real combat helmet.

2.) You own a real gas mask, complete with charcoal suits, gloves, boots, M-9 tape and real filter for it, along with the adapter for your canteen.

3.) Own  4 pairs of both Desert and Jungle Battle Dress Uniforms

4.) Getting dressed up in the above items while playing BF2.  I think it would be fun to dawn my real gas mask whenever i see tear gas in special forces.  Hey I can never be too prepared for the Mec forces. (No but seriously ive never done number 4)
2006-02-24 02:42:37
Lestat<CoN>
Didnt Do it
+9|7181
You know youve been playing too much when your laying down to go to bed and all you hear are things like "Running Dry need Ammo" "How about some help over here" "I need a medic over here" and stuff like that or my favourite when laying down in the park you hear the Grass rustle and you jump thinking someone is going to knife you lol
2006-02-24 02:52:11
Opticon69
Space Agent
+0|7117

GUmby1111 wrote:

the sad part is about 50% of this does apply  *I NEED A LIFE *  but i am pretty sure it would not be as much fun
LOL
2006-08-09 13:45:31
Pengfixx
Member
+5|7115|MA, USA
It's been a while, I am going to rethink my list and see if there is anything too add now that I have been playing so long it seems like ages ago I started this thread.

 

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