I have been standing in my livingroom looking out and I get tense because there is no blue tag over the person I spotted in the backyard.duckforceone wrote:
you go outside after a 2 day session, and see someone moving on the street in the dark, and you look at them, waiting for the tag to pop up so you know if it's an enemy or friend.
(actual story)
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1- I have dreams about BF2... is that normal?
2- When i am a bored passenger in a car i sometimes think about shooting cars with an SRAW... "Man!, i could have hit that one!" (i really talk to myself)
3- At school my pencil turns into my sniper rifle...
4- When helis and planes go by i look around for AA to shoot them down... (only did that once =/)
5- I fall asleep on the bus, wake up and everyone is laughing cause i was talking in my sleep about BF2. (i dont sleep on the bus anymore =/ )
2- When i am a bored passenger in a car i sometimes think about shooting cars with an SRAW... "Man!, i could have hit that one!" (i really talk to myself)
3- At school my pencil turns into my sniper rifle...
4- When helis and planes go by i look around for AA to shoot them down... (only did that once =/)
5- I fall asleep on the bus, wake up and everyone is laughing cause i was talking in my sleep about BF2. (i dont sleep on the bus anymore =/ )
Last edited by (EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay (2006-02-23 16:02:13)
Hear about a homicide and mutter: "Teamkiller!"
When you are in the middle of class and the voice of a MEC soldier calling for a medic pops into your head
If you have ever thought that your car is the LAV-25 on the game and you want to get the right angle on the truck/car infront of you. Guilty as charged!!!
Last edited by PFCStenzel (2006-02-23 16:17:44)
Crap, I've been there :S1. you go to bed replaying the round you just played in your head then,
2. you finally fall asleep only to dream of yourself running around with a rifle in hand in some middle eastern neighbourhood shooting faces that uncannily look all alike.......
3. waking up from aforementioned weird dream and wanting to go straight to the PC.
Your wife tells you to get off the sofa and go do a chore. 15 minutes later she comes back and asks why you haven't gotten off the couch yet. You tell her: "I patched to 1.2 and now I have prone lag."
-Vid
-Vid
u r on the bus and it slows down so u reach for commo rose to say 'GOGOGO' but u realise there isnt ne keyboard (happened to me once )
i swear to god that hapen to me before im not even kiddingduckforceone wrote:
you go outside after a 2 day session, and see someone moving on the street in the dark, and you look at them, waiting for the tag to pop up so you know if it's an enemy or friend.
(actual story)
lol i do the sameScharfschütze [GeR] wrote:
At school sometimes you begin to whistle the typical Battlefield-melody.
I repeat never ever, drive ur car on the expressway after u were in a take whoring for 4 hours straight OMG it was insane. I don't know what came over me but I was doing 80mph wtf LOL I eventually calmed down adn went the speed limit again. Luckily I didn't get arrested. I swear I was playing the game when I was drving lol.....
I pop flares when my seatbelt buzzer goes off
this was the funniest on this thread.Jodah3 wrote:
I was at a college football game a few weeks ago and my friend, who was sitting in a different section across the stadium, sends me a text message saying "Enemy Chopper Spotted!". I look up and see the news chopper circling.
i can picture your(not really your) face when you saw that chopper
lol
Jumping off a building and realising that life has no "9" key.
Seeing someone get 90% in a Maths test and you're compelled to yell out "HAX!"
Noting good spots to snipe from in your school (one good one on the balcony)
Staying indoors in fear of an "air whore" because your house hasn't got AA.
Seeing someone get 90% in a Maths test and you're compelled to yell out "HAX!"
Noting good spots to snipe from in your school (one good one on the balcony)
Staying indoors in fear of an "air whore" because your house hasn't got AA.
when you keep singing the theme song
when you keep pooing in the tv chair
when you keep pooing in the tv chair
when you find yourself wanting to start a kick-vote against someone you dont like, and wishing they could be banned from "life"
when you're in a football game, on offense, thinking I bet i could score easily if i just had a flashbang grenade.
when you watch the news about some global conflict, seeing rebels or armies in actions, and you catch yourself thinking you could so f*ck them up if you just had your f2000.
but
the best sofar has gotta be the first one at the thread opening about the audible fuel warning. Genius!
when you're in a football game, on offense, thinking I bet i could score easily if i just had a flashbang grenade.
when you watch the news about some global conflict, seeing rebels or armies in actions, and you catch yourself thinking you could so f*ck them up if you just had your f2000.
but
the best sofar has gotta be the first one at the thread opening about the audible fuel warning. Genius!
My flight instructor was a little puzzled when I asked him where the missiles were.bugs1984 wrote:
Your flight instructor is completely baffled when you ask "where's the mouse?" (For the pilots out there)
I also find it hard to focus in the traffic pattern sometimes, when I've got a beautiful shot on that cessna in front of me and I keep involuntarily pressing the fire (or "radio transmit" as its called outside bf2) button on my stick.
And I really have to suppress the urge to tell air traffic control all about that "hostile slick at 2 oclock!"
when driving around the town you're looking for perfect sniping position
when you see a plane, you shout: we got company overhead, over!
when you see a plane, you shout: we got company overhead, over!
j when you hit the letter j before everything you type.
j i cant stop, even on IM's i cant help myself.
j i cant stop, even on IM's i cant help myself.
After a long weekend, your sat in a room full of people and you can see blue nametags above the people you know.
Last edited by Stomper_40k (2006-02-24 04:52:19)
When you keep thinking the next patch is going to fix it.
While driving around town you try to switch position in the vehicle.
When in a silent room you can hear the faint sound of the UAV sweeping in circles in your head.
Bleep..Bleep......Bleep.Bleep.......Bleep...Bleep.Bleep............Bleep..............
Bleep..Bleep......Bleep.Bleep.......Bleep...Bleep.Bleep............Bleep..............
i went through a phase when ever i looked in a ,mirror i fumbled around my waist for a pistol.
man those mirrors are scary
man those mirrors are scary
You have to sharpen your pencil, and apon realizing this, "Shit I'm out of ammo!
Ah that wasn't too great...
Ah that wasn't too great...
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