Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6945|6 6 4 oh, I forget

No, you're thinking of the horsie in the background
zeidmaan
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Ultrafunkula wrote:

zeidmaan wrote:

Policewoman?
Ah, great minds think alike
yeah Imagine getting spanked by a hot policewoman for breaking the law
I would try to get her to call in police codes while doing it
"We got a code 17-12..... a very naughty naughty man...."
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6971|so randum
CASE CLOSED!

More police turned up, 6 ran into the next door building then cleared it floor by floor...

found some drugged up chav in the top attic with loadsa laptop bags around his neck ahaha.

drageed him out, cuffed etc, kicking and screaming and threw him in the back of one of the cars.


and that's where your taxes go boys and girls!
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Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
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You already are..?

....or Ultras thought was better

Ultrafunkula wrote:

zeidmaan wrote:

Policewoman?
Ah, great minds think alike
Rodney
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|7037|England

FatherTed wrote:

CASE CLOSED!

More police turned up, 6 ran into the next door building then cleared it floor by floor...

found some drugged up chav in the top attic with loadsa laptop bags around his neck ahaha.

drageed him out, cuffed etc, kicking and screaming and threw him in the back of one of the cars.


and that's where your taxes go boys and girls!
Ah ha! I shoulda put a bet on it that it was a Chav. Dammit!

Guess we may see this on the news soon then Give an interview Ted
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6971|so randum

Snake wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

CASE CLOSED!

More police turned up, 6 ran into the next door building then cleared it floor by floor...

found some drugged up chav in the top attic with loadsa laptop bags around his neck ahaha.

drageed him out, cuffed etc, kicking and screaming and threw him in the back of one of the cars.


and that's where your taxes go boys and girls!
Ah ha! I shoulda put a bet on it that it was a Chav. Dammit!

Guess we may see this on the news soon then Give an interview Ted
Ooo id love to.

Im off zu schlafe now boys, good night! xxx
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SamTheMan:D
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sound
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6945|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Snake wrote:

You already are..?

....or Ultras thought was better

Ultrafunkula wrote:

zeidmaan wrote:

Policewoman?
Ah, great minds think alike
Rodney
Rodney?? WTH, why does that sound bad?
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|7037|England

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Rodney?? WTH, why does that sound bad?
Only fools and horses...old, legendary English sitcom that ran for like, 30 years. He had an obsession with police uniforms

Last edited by Snake (2008-05-09 15:19:38)

Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6945|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Snake wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Rodney?? WTH, why does that sound bad?
Only fools and horses...old, legendary English sitcom that ran for like, 30 years. He had an obsession with police uniforms
Okie. We only have Emmerdale and The Fast Show here in Final-land so that one was unknown, unless it was named something completely different here. Oooo, we ofcourse have Keeping up appearances, Men behaving badly and all that Ali G ofcourse and Smack the pony und Coupling and actually all the other britcom stuff ever made come to think of it Us Finns love british comedy
kylef
Gone
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We're now more powerful than the BBC. Ted, you're the new Middle East correspondent - pack up your gear! (and a will)
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6971|so randum

kylef wrote:

We're now more powerful than the BBC. Ted, you're the new Middle East correspondent - pack up your gear! (and a will)
Haha ill stick with Cheshire for the time being, but hopefully i'll shift to Northern Ireland in October!
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Scorpion0x17
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FatherTed wrote:

kylef wrote:

We're now more powerful than the BBC. Ted, you're the new Middle East correspondent - pack up your gear! (and a will)
Haha ill stick with Cheshire for the time being, but hopefully i'll shift to Northern Ireland in October!
The Middle East is probably safer!
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6971|so randum

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

kylef wrote:

We're now more powerful than the BBC. Ted, you're the new Middle East correspondent - pack up your gear! (and a will)
Haha ill stick with Cheshire for the time being, but hopefully i'll shift to Northern Ireland in October!
The Middle East is probably safer!
Haha, vielleicht!

As they put the drugged up muppet in the back of the car everyone in the buildings around cheered lol, and the police took a bow.

Twas funny
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kylef
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Scorpion0x17 wrote:

The Middle East is probably safer!
Northern Ireland isn't too bad at the minute. Okay, there was a riot in city centre a few weeks ago...and there were police and ambulance outside a store with lots of spectators yesterday...oh, and one building was severely damaged by a fire recently...but apart from that!

It's the southern states in Northern Ireland that are quite dangerous still at the minute, as far as I know. (ie. those bordering with ROI)
Scorpion0x17
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+691|7237|Cambridge (UK)

kylef wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

The Middle East is probably safer!
Northern Ireland isn't too bad at the minute. Okay, there was a riot in city centre a few weeks ago...and there were police and ambulance outside a store with lots of spectators yesterday...oh, and one building was severely damaged by a fire recently...but apart from that!

It's the southern states in Northern Ireland that are quite dangerous still at the minute, as far as I know. (ie. those bordering with ROI)
You clearly don't know Cheshire... (think about it... )

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