Just another Stonned Moment

2008-05-10 07:58:02

#1

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7210|Comber, Northern Ireland

well i know there are alot of weed smokers on this forum, my question is whats the weirdest thing that has happened to you when your high?

mine goes a little somthing like this:

Last night i was out camping with my mates, smoking on a few joints then we made a lung, i have never had a lung before but its basically like smoking a fat joint in one, well i had never been this baked before and started thinking and letters upper lowercase to be exact, then it got worse i thought i had cracked algebra, thinking i was Albert Enstein i thought that algebra was simply subtracting upper and lowercase letters. I was so pleased with myself and could only tell one person thinking that the others would hear it and cash in on it. neadless to say that when i woke this morning in daze it was complete bullshit

p.s i also had a strangly long conversation about feces

so whats your weirdest moment whilst high?

and please if you dont smoke it then dont go bitching about how stupid it is

2008-05-10 07:59:32

#2

i g: Banned; +876|6335|GA

way to give potheads a bad name

2008-05-10 08:02:26

#3

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6604|Carnoustie, Scotland

First time, I was drunk and had a few tokes, got the giggles, then went and got some chips.

Oh wait, that's my only time.

2008-05-10 08:04:07

#4

jord: Member; +2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

I was just really scared playing Mario Kart. You know the Rainbow map? That one.

Last edited by jord (2008-05-10 08:04:15)

2008-05-10 08:06:27

#5

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6934|A W S M F O X

Never smoked enough pot to get me mashed.

LSD on the other hand.............. oh dear lawd.

2008-05-10 08:06:47

#6

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7210|Comber, Northern Ireland

awwwh that would be awesome to play

2008-05-10 08:07:54

#7

i g: Banned; +876|6335|GA

AWSMFOX wrote:
Never smoked enough pot to get me mashed.

LSD on the other hand.............. oh dear lawd.

that's because there is no amount of pot one could smoke to get those effects.

lsd on the other hand..........lol

2008-05-10 08:10:41

#8

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6604|Carnoustie, Scotland

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
AWSMFOX wrote:
Never smoked enough pot to get me mashed.

LSD on the other hand.............. oh dear lawd.
that's because there is no amount of pot one could smoke to get those effects.

lsd on the other hand..........lol

Gotta get me some of that.

2008-05-10 08:11:36

#9

i g: Banned; +876|6335|GA

Funky_Finny wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
AWSMFOX wrote:
Never smoked enough pot to get me mashed.

LSD on the other hand.............. oh dear lawd.
that's because there is no amount of pot one could smoke to get those effects.

lsd on the other hand..........lol
Gotta get me some of that.

drugs are bad mmkay

2008-05-10 08:12:12

#10

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7210|Comber, Northern Ireland

well the stuff i was smoking was hash, called double-zero its dipped in acid

2008-05-10 08:17:53

#11

ddenholm67: DanForth Teh Pwnzer; +53|7027|Scotland

david363 wrote:
well the stuff i was smoking was hash, called double-zero its dipped in acid

one simply does not dip things into acid.

2008-05-10 08:22:06

#12

Lynx14: Member; +41|6442

ddenholm67 wrote:
david363 wrote:
well the stuff i was smoking was hash, called double-zero its dipped in acid
one simply does not dip things into acid.

*Dips battery acid onto your pancakes and waits for you to eat*

Last edited by Lynx14 (2008-05-10 08:22:51)

2008-05-10 08:43:04

#13

buLLet_t00th: Mr. Boombastic; +178|6914|Stealth City, UK

david363 wrote:
well the stuff i was smoking was hash, called double-zero its dipped in acid

Double zero is just the rating of the hash.

2008-05-10 09:04:36

#14

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6934|A W S M F O X

Smoking acid = diddley squat.

2008-05-10 09:17:03

#15

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6603|Scotland!

I fell asleep on a bench next to some homeless people

2008-05-10 09:22:27

#16

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6934|A W S M F O X

I'm Jamesey wrote:
I fell asleep on a bench next to some homeless people

............aka you got raped by hobos.

2008-05-10 09:26:07

#17

SealXo: Member; +309|7007

I did like 20 strikeouts once and walking out i ran into the wall instead of the door.
after about the 5th one the vodka is tasteless so its pretty easy
i remembe ri said the funniest thing
well it was probably funnier when i was high.

I have the smoke in, after drinking the HUGE shot
"What do i chase it with!?"
"BEER!" my friend
"WUT!"

then i walked a few miles to burgerkind and i was holding a water bottle and i would take like five steps and drop it.
then id be like
"ffffuuuucccckkk!" or something and pick it up, take another 5 steps and repeat the whole way there
then we went to jwalk the main street and i tripped over the center divided and fell asleep, but thankfully my buddys got me.

I couldnt feel my bpdy thats probably why lol

/win

Last edited by SealXo (2008-05-10 09:29:57)

2008-05-10 09:33:30

#18

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7237|Cambridge (UK)

Not me, but a mate, once took a list to the fast food joint, 'cos he was too stoned to talk (the rest of us were too stoned to even get to the fast food joint).

2008-05-10 09:36:47

#19

SealXo: Member; +309|7007

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
Not me, but a mate, once took a list to the fast food joint, 'cos he was too stoned to talk (the rest of us were too stoned to even get to the fast food joint).

Lol, I normally cant eat to much - and I ate 3 triple stackers a orea sunday shake large of course and 4 cokes

dont forget the frys

2008-05-10 09:38:47

#20

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7314|Alberta, Canada

Fucking druggies. I have no respect for you.

2008-05-10 09:39:41

#21

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7237|Cambridge (UK)

SealXo wrote:
Scorpion0x17 wrote:
Not me, but a mate, once took a list to the fast food joint, 'cos he was too stoned to talk (the rest of us were too stoned to even get to the fast food joint).
Lol, I normally cant eat to much - and I ate 3 triple stackers a orea sunday shake large of course and 4 cokes

dont forget the frys

It was quite a long list, iirc.

2008-05-10 10:04:58

#22

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6407

I'm the worst junkie here. I drink Bilz alcohol-free beer.

2008-05-10 10:55:34

#23

i g: Banned; +876|6335|GA

Ryan wrote:
Fucking druggies. I have no respect for you.

agreed

2008-05-10 11:00:21

#24

seb--morin: Im high; +152|7111|Montréal, Québec

I got a lot of funny moments...

-With Andoura, we were at the arcade (were younger too) and there was these guys playing DDR, but like pros ?! They had gloves, wrist band, shoe and one even faked an ''injury'' ... It was hilarious, but they were in fact very good. He also gave me a gum and when i got it in my hand i was looking at it and i was like : hummmmmmmm!!! Like if it was awsm .

- This one is pretty hard to explain but nway... I was 'flying' very high, and i was hearing like a sound that always came back at different cycle speed, and every noise there was in my room was ''part'' of the cycle... I was freaking out like a crazy, i tried music to stop it but the fucking cycle was in the music too!!! then i got a few good rounds at CoD4...

- The other day with friend at the park (afternoon) we were doing hash in a bottle, i dunno the english term, and it was like 2 days b4 GTA was comming out so i was telling them that i like to bring them in a empty space , kill them and then steal their money .... But there was a guy that heard me while he was walking... My friends were like SHIIT hes going to think ur crazyy, we have to tell him its a game!

Pretty funny times!

2008-05-10 11:07:36

#25

jord: Member; +2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

Ryan wrote:
Fucking druggies. I have no respect for you.

Hey Ryan. Nice to see you, still the joker eh? Cracking out jokes in every thread.

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