Great way to start the week

2008-05-12 02:20:04

#1

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

So its Monday morning, 5 sleeps until the Fa Cup final. Sun is shining, I been in it all weekend playing cricket, watching cricket, just taking it easy, with no worries, other than money.

-£1.5k in the bank, up to our OD limit, skint but managing. The Family Tax Benefit (they are part of the goverment that hand out benifits), stopped the payments a while ago and have just agreed they were wrong to. They have payed us which is backdated. The bank balance this morning is now £1.5k, no minus, the OD cleared, and we will get a letter in the post soon saying how much they will pay us weekly or monthly too.

What a start to the day, to the week, to the summer almost. I'm doing my back garden up now at the end of this week, I need to hire skips to empty the shed, chuck all the rubbish out, clear all the junk away and then the bbq'ing can begin once again.

Drinks on me fella's if (a) You were old enough and (b) I could physically buy you one.

A great start to the week, lets hope it ends that way too.

2008-05-12 02:33:42

#2

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6879|Somersetshire

Cardiff ain't too far away from Minehead, just a little trip across the water lol, so how about that drink

2008-05-12 03:18:02

#3

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Tehremos wrote:
Cardiff ain't too far away from Minehead, just a little trip across the water lol, so how about that drink

My powerboat I have ordered will be here this afternoon, I'll rip over on that.

Its just got better btw: One of the lads that works for me had his house done over last weekend by some kids who gatecrashed his Daughters party. Ive just been given names and address's of the two lads that caused the problems. I already know their faces and they are from the next street in work. I gotta be a bit careful as I don't want problems at my works from 5pm onwards and they know my face from here. But with a bit of careful planning Im sure an accident could happen to them. No chance of getting the stuff which was nicked back and the police won't do much and the Daughter has been threatend by the lads about going to the police so "our" way probably is the only way to get this resolved now.

2008-05-12 03:28:56

#4

UK|Hooligan: Seriously, fuck off.; +103|7159|"The Empire"

1927 wrote:
Ive just been given names and address's of the two lads that caused the problems.

Now that sounds like a great start to the week.

Get up, get out balaclava, get out Stoke City hooligan kit, get to work on the little thieving twats. Go home crack open bottle of Corona, put feet up and sunbath.

2008-05-12 03:33:14

#5

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6964|N. Ireland

Are you working?

2008-05-12 03:42:15

#6

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WoS8lJ77c0o

Talking of Hoolies check this out escpeically the bit with the little boy being carried. WARNING CONTAINS SCENCES OF VIOLENCE AND BAD LANGUAGE.

I could go and knock this cnuts door now and just smack him as he opens it but I really have to be careful as I am only here 9-5, Mon - Sat and him n his mates would brick the windows when we are gone. I'd need to come back after hours in a diff car or van to either of mine, jump the twat, kick the shit outta him without blowing my cover. For now I think I'll jump out my van when I see him and take a photo of him right up in his face, tell him upset someone the other Saturday and leave it for a week or two. Make him sweat, these kids are real chavs, wearing the hats with the bits that cover the ears like they belong on ski slopes. Ripping round on their BMX's with these wool hats on, even in the summer. Apparantly the lil twat is the local weed dealer around here so I might be able to get some of that off him too. Do my bit of the community innit

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2008-05-12 03:43:17

#7

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

kylef wrote:
Are you working?

Me?, yeah.

2008-05-12 03:46:57

#8

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6445|England

haha

gl with sorting the lads out

2008-05-12 04:03:24

#9

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7092|London, England

Yeah, I actually done got banned from here. But it was a pretty fun week end and I had to revise so I didn't really care. Also nice watching the footie of the final day of the Prem (thank fuck Chelsea didn't win, and I'm happy Fulham are staying up)

Too bad Ferrari again won the damn Turkish GP (Istanbul is such an awesome circuit, I wanna do some laps on it IRL)

what else

Oh yeah, about the FA Cup Final. Probably want Cardiff to win, seeing as Pompey fluked their way to the final, but mainly cos of '27 (If you win, you better change your name to 27-08)

2008-05-12 04:09:55

#10

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7120

How old are the kids? Sounds like they need sorting out though, have fun with that.

2008-05-12 04:13:35

#11

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6707|Uk

well i have A levels, screw everyone who doesnt, i hate you all

<3

2008-05-12 04:19:31

#12

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6964|N. Ireland

Good....nothing I hate more than the unemployed getting benefits.

2008-05-12 04:20:24

#13

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mek - I will have to change my Bf2 name aswell, my clan know about this, I might change my name anyway even if we loose and loose 78 days non stop of playing BF2. Sorry to hear you got banned but thrilled to see your return. I'm getting a tattoo soon ish and depends of what happens Saturday depends on what I have done.

Ghetto - They are about 17/18. They probably know bigger, harder lads than myself (its how the world works, everyone Dads harder than the next lads) They are notorious in this area and Ive been round the shop and they have told me to steam into them, thus: everyone wants to see them brought down a peg.

*sorry - I'm a bit poo with the multi quote function*

2008-05-12 04:29:31

#14

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

kylef wrote:
Good....nothing I hate more than the unemployed getting benefits.

I dont mind my taxes going towards those that CAN'T work, not won't work. I really resent my taxes going on Mp's expenensions, councillors on fact finding missions in Brazil and bombs being dropped at a cost of £1m each. If I was unemployed, yet wanting work, I hope the Goverment could support me until I no longer needed it, even if I hadn't chucked thousands into the pot myself over the last 17 years of work/paying taxes.

2008-05-12 07:55:00

#15

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Its just got better. My dodgy digi box has been repaired in my works, seemed the power board went on this thing again. I bought it in Nov, and have had 10 hours out of it so far, hasnt cost me any extra getting it fixed but its not one of those things you can take back to the shop. NTL scrambled the channels on April 4th but as mine wasn't plugged in it might not be effected, I'll see tonight.

Should mean I get to watch all the play off's and a summer full of cricket, bet Mrs 27 in leaving snail trails in her excitment.

2008-05-12 07:57:07

#16

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7092|London, England

I wish I still had dodgy cable

So dodgy box is the universal term I see

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2008-05-12 07:58:48

#17

kptk92: u; +972|6879|tc_london

Give me a drink I'm old enough

2008-05-12 08:13:25

#18

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
I wish I still had dodgy cable

So dodgy box is the universal term I see

Must be because its what they are called down yur like. Ntl will always be Ntl to me, fuck Virgin. Well, not literally like.

KP - What would you like a Magners? Pint of, with Ice? If so It'll be on the server tonight at 8pm, see you there.

2008-05-12 08:15:25

#19

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7092|London, England

1927 wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
I wish I still had dodgy cable

So dodgy box is the universal term I see
Must be because its what they are called down yur like. Ntl will always be Ntl to me, fuck Virgin. Well, not literally like.

KP - What would you like a Magners? Pint of, with Ice? If so It'll be on the server tonight at 8pm, see you there.

Pint of cold Magners with Ice is basically, my all time favourite drink. Not just alcohol, but, out of everything. (Used to be Bottled Water, Volvic and the like, innit)

2008-05-12 08:25:42

#20

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

Bulmers on tap was great last week in Ireland.

2008-05-12 08:26:39

#21

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
1927 wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
I wish I still had dodgy cable

So dodgy box is the universal term I see
Must be because its what they are called down yur like. Ntl will always be Ntl to me, fuck Virgin. Well, not literally like.

KP - What would you like a Magners? Pint of, with Ice? If so It'll be on the server tonight at 8pm, see you there.
Pint of cold Magners with Ice is basically, my all time favourite drink. Not just alcohol, but, out of everything. (Used to be Bottled Water, Volvic and the like, innit)

In regards to sitting out my back garden, with the bbq going, J in one hand, drink in the other, foam cricket bat on the table:

1. Pint of Jacks, Coke n Ice
2. Magners and ice
3. 'bow
4. Coke
5. Melon n Grape Robinsons Hi-Juice squash + ice.

2008-05-12 08:26:41

#22

bennisboy: Member; +829|7117|Poundland

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
1927 wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
I wish I still had dodgy cable

So dodgy box is the universal term I see
Must be because its what they are called down yur like. Ntl will always be Ntl to me, fuck Virgin. Well, not literally like.

KP - What would you like a Magners? Pint of, with Ice? If so It'll be on the server tonight at 8pm, see you there.
Pint of cold Magners with Ice is basically, my all time favourite drink. Not just alcohol, but, out of everything. (Used to be Bottled Water, Volvic and the like, innit)

Same

2008-05-12 08:44:09

#23

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6668|Winland

I got three hours of sleep, poured up a cup of coffee when I got up, drank half of it before I noticed it was ice cold, as mom got up 3h earlier than usual today. Didn't have time to make some tea to make me feel calmer, rushed to school, tripped over my dog, who was lying in the doorway, dropped my laptop on the ground, causing a nice buckle on the back of the screen. First class I got hit in the head by a chair that came flying (don't ask), fell over again, hit my laptop in the floor again, causing a nice mark in a corner, and dropped all my 34 papers in an unholy mess.

Two hours later, someone stole my eraser, and then someone threw my math stuff out of the window on the second floor, in the middle of the school, which only has doors out on the other side. My math stuff landed in a water puss, and there's a big maths test tomorrow.

Fuck you and your good Monday.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-05-12 08:45:32

#24

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7092|London, England

Freezer7Pro wrote:
I got three hours of sleep, poured up a cup of coffee when I got up, drank half of it before I noticed it was ice cold, as mom got up 3h earlier than usual today. Didn't have time to make some tea to make me feel calmer, rushed to school, tripped over my dog, who was lying in the doorway, dropped my laptop on the ground, causing a nice buckle on the back of the screen. First class I got hit in the head by a chair that came flying (don't ask), fell over again, hit my laptop in the floor again, causing a nice mark in a corner, and dropped all my 34 papers in an unholy mess.

Two hours later, someone stole my eraser, and then someone threw my math stuff out of the window on the second floor, in the middle of the school, which only has doors out on the other side. My math stuff landed in a water puss, and there's a big maths test tomorrow.

Fuck you and your good Monday.

That was fucking epic, I was laughing my way through that whole post

2008-05-12 08:47:27

#25

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6578|Birmingham, UK

Freezer7Pro wrote:
I got three hours of sleep, poured up a cup of coffee when I got up, drank half of it before I noticed it was ice cold, as mom got up 3h earlier than usual today. Didn't have time to make some tea to make me feel calmer, rushed to school, tripped over my dog, who was lying in the doorway, dropped my laptop on the ground, causing a nice buckle on the back of the screen. First class I got hit in the head by a chair that came flying (don't ask), fell over again, hit my laptop in the floor again, causing a nice mark in a corner, and dropped all my 34 papers in an unholy mess.

Two hours later, someone stole my eraser, and then someone threw my math stuff out of the window on the second floor, in the middle of the school, which only has doors out on the other side. My math stuff landed in a water puss, and there's a big maths test tomorrow.

Fuck you and your good Monday.

Thats either fake or your a mega nerd.

No offence.

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