1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Freezer7Pro wrote:

I got three hours of sleep, poured up a cup of coffee when I got up, drank half of it before I noticed it was ice cold, as mom got up 3h earlier than usual today. Didn't have time to make some tea to make me feel calmer, rushed to school, tripped over my dog, who was lying in the doorway, dropped my laptop on the ground, causing a nice buckle on the back of the screen. First class I got hit in the head by a chair that came flying (don't ask), fell over again, hit my laptop in the floor again, causing a nice mark in a corner, and dropped all my 34 papers in an unholy mess.

Two hours later, someone stole my eraser, and then someone threw my math stuff out of the window on the second floor, in the middle of the school, which only has doors out on the other side. My math stuff landed in a water puss, and there's a big maths test tomorrow.

Fuck you and your good Monday.
I got enuff money to replace your laptop, your papers, your coffee but question marks remain over your Mum, they are priceless and can't be replaced.

I haven't taken the final line of your post personal, wasn't ment to was I?
bennisboy
Member
+829|7117|Poundland

Freezer7Pro wrote:

I got three hours of sleep, poured up a cup of coffee when I got up, drank half of it before I noticed it was ice cold, as mom got up 3h earlier than usual today. Didn't have time to make some tea to make me feel calmer, rushed to school, tripped over my dog, who was lying in the doorway, dropped my laptop on the ground, causing a nice buckle on the back of the screen. First class I got hit in the head by a chair that came flying (don't ask), fell over again, hit my laptop in the floor again, causing a nice mark in a corner, and dropped all my 34 papers in an unholy mess.

Two hours later, someone stole my eraser, and then someone threw my math stuff out of the window on the second floor, in the middle of the school, which only has doors out on the other side. My math stuff landed in a water puss, and there's a big maths test tomorrow.

Fuck you and your good Monday.
Lol, even your dog bullies you. Sounds like you're well liked at school
_NL_Lt.EngineerFox
Big Mouth Prick
+219|7002|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

bennisboy wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

I got three hours of sleep, poured up a cup of coffee when I got up, drank half of it before I noticed it was ice cold, as mom got up 3h earlier than usual today. Didn't have time to make some tea to make me feel calmer, rushed to school, tripped over my dog, who was lying in the doorway, dropped my laptop on the ground, causing a nice buckle on the back of the screen. First class I got hit in the head by a chair that came flying (don't ask), fell over again, hit my laptop in the floor again, causing a nice mark in a corner, and dropped all my 34 papers in an unholy mess.

Two hours later, someone stole my eraser, and then someone threw my math stuff out of the window on the second floor, in the middle of the school, which only has doors out on the other side. My math stuff landed in a water puss, and there's a big maths test tomorrow.

Fuck you and your good Monday.
Lol, even your dog bullies you. Sounds like you're well liked at school
Who doesn't pick on the biggest IT-nerd of Finland.
Megalomaniac
Formerly known as Missionless
+92|6799|105 RVK

1927 wrote:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WoS8lJ77c0o

Talking of Hoolies check this out escpeically the bit with the little boy being carried.  WARNING CONTAINS SCENCES OF VIOLENCE AND BAD LANGUAGE.

I could go and knock this cnuts door now and just smack him as he opens it but I really have to be careful as I am only here 9-5, Mon - Sat and him n his mates would brick the windows when we are gone.  I'd need to come back after hours in a diff car or van to either of mine, jump the twat, kick the shit outta him without blowing my cover.  For now I think I'll jump out my van when I see him and take a photo of him right up in his face, tell him upset someone the other Saturday and leave it for a week or two.  Make him sweat, these kids are real chavs, wearing the hats with the bits that cover the ears like they belong on ski slopes.  Ripping round on their BMX's with these wool hats on, even in the summer.  Apparantly the lil twat is the local weed dealer around here so I might be able to get some of that off him too.  Do my bit of the community innit
wtf@ the guy using his little son as a shield O_O
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6668|Winland

1927 wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

I got three hours of sleep, poured up a cup of coffee when I got up, drank half of it before I noticed it was ice cold, as mom got up 3h earlier than usual today. Didn't have time to make some tea to make me feel calmer, rushed to school, tripped over my dog, who was lying in the doorway, dropped my laptop on the ground, causing a nice buckle on the back of the screen. First class I got hit in the head by a chair that came flying (don't ask), fell over again, hit my laptop in the floor again, causing a nice mark in a corner, and dropped all my 34 papers in an unholy mess.

Two hours later, someone stole my eraser, and then someone threw my math stuff out of the window on the second floor, in the middle of the school, which only has doors out on the other side. My math stuff landed in a water puss, and there's a big maths test tomorrow.

Fuck you and your good Monday.
I got enuff money to replace your laptop, your papers, your coffee but question marks remain over your Mum, they are priceless and can't be replaced.

I haven't taken the final line of your post personal, wasn't ment to was I?
Of course not personal.

bennisboy wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

I got three hours of sleep, poured up a cup of coffee when I got up, drank half of it before I noticed it was ice cold, as mom got up 3h earlier than usual today. Didn't have time to make some tea to make me feel calmer, rushed to school, tripped over my dog, who was lying in the doorway, dropped my laptop on the ground, causing a nice buckle on the back of the screen. First class I got hit in the head by a chair that came flying (don't ask), fell over again, hit my laptop in the floor again, causing a nice mark in a corner, and dropped all my 34 papers in an unholy mess.

Two hours later, someone stole my eraser, and then someone threw my math stuff out of the window on the second floor, in the middle of the school, which only has doors out on the other side. My math stuff landed in a water puss, and there's a big maths test tomorrow.

Fuck you and your good Monday.
Lol, even your dog bullies you. Sounds like you're well liked at school
I'm not hated or bullied in that way, the school is just chaos. That chair wasn't directed at me
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
bennisboy
Member
+829|7117|Poundland

Freezer7Pro wrote:

1927 wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

I got three hours of sleep, poured up a cup of coffee when I got up, drank half of it before I noticed it was ice cold, as mom got up 3h earlier than usual today. Didn't have time to make some tea to make me feel calmer, rushed to school, tripped over my dog, who was lying in the doorway, dropped my laptop on the ground, causing a nice buckle on the back of the screen. First class I got hit in the head by a chair that came flying (don't ask), fell over again, hit my laptop in the floor again, causing a nice mark in a corner, and dropped all my 34 papers in an unholy mess.

Two hours later, someone stole my eraser, and then someone threw my math stuff out of the window on the second floor, in the middle of the school, which only has doors out on the other side. My math stuff landed in a water puss, and there's a big maths test tomorrow.

Fuck you and your good Monday.
I got enuff money to replace your laptop, your papers, your coffee but question marks remain over your Mum, they are priceless and can't be replaced.

I haven't taken the final line of your post personal, wasn't ment to was I?
Of course not personal.

bennisboy wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

I got three hours of sleep, poured up a cup of coffee when I got up, drank half of it before I noticed it was ice cold, as mom got up 3h earlier than usual today. Didn't have time to make some tea to make me feel calmer, rushed to school, tripped over my dog, who was lying in the doorway, dropped my laptop on the ground, causing a nice buckle on the back of the screen. First class I got hit in the head by a chair that came flying (don't ask), fell over again, hit my laptop in the floor again, causing a nice mark in a corner, and dropped all my 34 papers in an unholy mess.

Two hours later, someone stole my eraser, and then someone threw my math stuff out of the window on the second floor, in the middle of the school, which only has doors out on the other side. My math stuff landed in a water puss, and there's a big maths test tomorrow.

Fuck you and your good Monday.
Lol, even your dog bullies you. Sounds like you're well liked at school
I'm not hated or bullied in that way, the school is just chaos. That chair wasn't directed at me
Thats what they all say
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6743
Nothing out of the ordinary,I just got hired as a technician for a play our schools been organising and im very excited about the whole thing.Im gonna control lights,sound,music etc.

Anyway,have a nice week


@ freezer that sucks dude
Though why do you carry your laptop around?
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

@ freezer that sucks dude
Though why do you carry your laptop around?
Because, unfortunately, laptops haven't got the ability to fly yet, so us mere mortals have to carry them.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7092|London, England
What the fuck do you need a laptop at school, especially if you're only like 12
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6578|Birmingham, UK

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

What the fuck do you need a laptop at school, especially if you're only like 12
+1
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6743

The Sheriff wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

@ freezer that sucks dude
Though why do you carry your laptop around?
Because, unfortunately, laptops haven't got the ability to fly yet, so us mere mortals have to carry them.
To show off to the ladies?
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6603|Carnoustie, Scotland
I went skateboarding at 9:30, came home at 1PM to find nobody in, went around to my mates house and played Halo until 6, jumped in the shower and here I am.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6743

Funky_Finny wrote:

I went skateboarding
um
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6578|Birmingham, UK

Funky_Finny wrote:

I went skateboarding at 9:30, came home at 1PM to find nobody in, went around to my mates house and played Halo until 6, jumped in the shower and here I am.
Its funny, 'cause my day went something like yours:

I walked home;
Ate;
this;
ate dinner;
this;
next a shower.
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|7180|England. Stoke

Megalomaniac wrote:

1927 wrote:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WoS8lJ77c0o

Talking of Hoolies check this out escpeically the bit with the little boy being carried.  WARNING CONTAINS SCENCES OF VIOLENCE AND BAD LANGUAGE.

I could go and knock this cnuts door now and just smack him as he opens it but I really have to be careful as I am only here 9-5, Mon - Sat and him n his mates would brick the windows when we are gone.  I'd need to come back after hours in a diff car or van to either of mine, jump the twat, kick the shit outta him without blowing my cover.  For now I think I'll jump out my van when I see him and take a photo of him right up in his face, tell him upset someone the other Saturday and leave it for a week or two.  Make him sweat, these kids are real chavs, wearing the hats with the bits that cover the ears like they belong on ski slopes.  Ripping round on their BMX's with these wool hats on, even in the summer.  Apparantly the lil twat is the local weed dealer around here so I might be able to get some of that off him too.  Do my bit of the community innit
wtf@ the guy using his little son as a shield O_O
Toughening him up we start 'em young round here 
Be interesting how some of the Premiership nancy boys will cope...
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7092|London, England

coke wrote:

Megalomaniac wrote:

1927 wrote:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WoS8lJ77c0o

Talking of Hoolies check this out escpeically the bit with the little boy being carried.  WARNING CONTAINS SCENCES OF VIOLENCE AND BAD LANGUAGE.

I could go and knock this cnuts door now and just smack him as he opens it but I really have to be careful as I am only here 9-5, Mon - Sat and him n his mates would brick the windows when we are gone.  I'd need to come back after hours in a diff car or van to either of mine, jump the twat, kick the shit outta him without blowing my cover.  For now I think I'll jump out my van when I see him and take a photo of him right up in his face, tell him upset someone the other Saturday and leave it for a week or two.  Make him sweat, these kids are real chavs, wearing the hats with the bits that cover the ears like they belong on ski slopes.  Ripping round on their BMX's with these wool hats on, even in the summer.  Apparantly the lil twat is the local weed dealer around here so I might be able to get some of that off him too.  Do my bit of the community innit
wtf@ the guy using his little son as a shield O_O
Be interesting how some of the Premiership nancy boys will cope...
Championship teams, gotta love them. They come in with their tough guy attitude and end up with 11 points the entire season.
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|7180|England. Stoke

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

coke wrote:

Megalomaniac wrote:


wtf@ the guy using his little son as a shield O_O
Be interesting how some of the Premiership nancy boys will cope...
Championship teams, gotta love them. They come in with their tough guy attitude and end up with 11 points the entire season.
Yes but Derby are a god awful pile of shit, Stoke on the other hand are not...
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6757|eng
Got up, 2 hours of god-awful boring as fuck maths, followed by two hours of boring-ass Product Desgin. Get home. Play CoD4 on PS3 for a bit, then do some Business revision. Stop to go to work and realise you've lost your locker key. My locker has my uniform in it. Great. Morissons, being logical and all, don't have a master key, or keep spares, so I got shouted at by personnel manager for a bit, got leant some new stuff, got shouted at my Supervisor for being late. Had some woman berate me for over 10 minutes for looking bored. 4 hours of sitting on a till bored out my face. Get home, here I am.

Wasn't bad, but could have been better.

Easy riding rest of week, only exams this week and next, then shit all till September.

Ahhhhh.
#rekt
UK|Hooligan
Seriously, fuck off.
+103|7159|"The Empire"

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Championship teams, gotta love them. They come in with their tough guy attitude and end up with 11 points the entire season.
Who gives a fuck how many points we end up with? We will get relegated no doubt about that, but we will have some fun when we are up there. As for acting tough, not many, if any away fans EVER come into stoke town for a drink, we go into EVERY town as away supporters and drink...

Last edited by UK|Hooligan (2008-05-12 17:18:49)

HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6432|Washington DC
Woke up late (on weekends it's nice, but on weekdays when it gives me 10 minutes to shower and eat breakfast it sucks).
Chem was boring.
I did poorly on a math test (thankfully I usually get above 95% so it shouldn't hurt my average much)
Spanish was fine
History was interesting
Tech was fun
English I nearly fell asleep
I waited 20 minutes for a bus
I ate a good burger just now

Pretty decent day.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7120

UK|Hooligan wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Championship teams, gotta love them. They come in with their tough guy attitude and end up with 11 points the entire season.
Who gives a fuck how many points we end up with? We will get relegated no doubt about that, but we will have some fun when we are up there. As for acting tough, not many, if any away fans EVER come into stoke town for a drink, we go into EVERY town as away supporters and drink...
Another Stokie?!
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|7180|England. Stoke

ghettoperson wrote:

UK|Hooligan wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Championship teams, gotta love them. They come in with their tough guy attitude and end up with 11 points the entire season.
Who gives a fuck how many points we end up with? We will get relegated no doubt about that, but we will have some fun when we are up there. As for acting tough, not many, if any away fans EVER come into stoke town for a drink, we go into EVERY town as away supporters and drink...
Another Stokie?!
We are EVERYWHERE 
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6757|eng

UK|Hooligan wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Championship teams, gotta love them. They come in with their tough guy attitude and end up with 11 points the entire season.
Who gives a fuck how many points we end up with? We will get relegated no doubt about that, but we will have some fun when we are up there. As for acting tough, not many, if any away fans EVER come into stoke town for a drink, we go into EVERY town as away supporters and drink...
You think that's a good thing? To be known as nasty ass suporters?

You'll get fucking EATEN in the Premiership.
#rekt
UK|Hooligan
Seriously, fuck off.
+103|7159|"The Empire"

Mint Sauce wrote:

UK|Hooligan wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Championship teams, gotta love them. They come in with their tough guy attitude and end up with 11 points the entire season.
Who gives a fuck how many points we end up with? We will get relegated no doubt about that, but we will have some fun when we are up there. As for acting tough, not many, if any away fans EVER come into stoke town for a drink, we go into EVERY town as away supporters and drink...
You think that's a good thing? To be known as nasty ass suporters?

You'll get fucking EATEN in the Premiership.
This just made me lol, a lot. There are far worse supporters when it comes to hooligans in the lower leagues than the premiership dip shit. And as you use the word "Eaten" in your clever statement, i take it you are neither A) A hooligan B) Over 12  and really miss informed. So don't comment on what you have no idea about.

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