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2006-02-24 14:10:29
Tiak
Member
+2|7091
--I've had this extremely odd TK incident happen to me twice now:

1)  We're playing Kubra Dam, and I'm at the intake.  I see the attack chopper spawn, so I get in the pilots seat and spin up the rotor.  On the comm, I tell my squad members there is a free gunner's seat.  A nearby guy jogs toward the chopper hoping to get in.  Meanwhile, a buggy with two passengers comes flying over the hill and smashes into the chopper as I sit on the helipad.  The whole thing explodes in a ball of fire and I'm instantly blamed for 3 TKs.  I am kicked and banned.  To be honest, I found this absoultely crazy and quite hilarious.

2)  Now the other side of the coin.  We're playing Zatar Wetlands and we own the central island.  A squad member gets on the comm and says "free gunner's seat!".  This time, I'm in the buggy, and I see the chopper coming down just up over the next ridge.  As I crest the ridge, I see another guy running for the chopper.  We're all friends, so I figure I'll just rip him by beating him to the gunner's seat, maybe get a few taunts in as we fly off into the sunset.  I accelerate toward the chopper and then jump out of the buggy as I get close.  Sadly, I miscalculated and the unmanned buggy hits the chopper and the whole thing goes up in a ball of flame.  The other hopeful gunner is blamed for 3 TKs.  On the comm he says.. "All I did was jump!??!?"

-moral:  chopper + buggy = TKs galore for the innocent!

What funny or crazy TK stories do you have?
2006-02-24 14:21:05
Junior_Mud
Member
+1|7111|Concord, CA
Last night I was playing on a 64 Karkand server, I was the mec team. I saw about 4-5 USMC ppl gathered in the fence area with all the boxes just south of Hotel flag. So me being the smart one (who needs his knife badge) runs in knife glimmering in the sun light to axe some baddies, Didn't notice the nice claymore that one of them set. ::See where this is going::

I run into them hoping for a few knife kills and set off the claymore. the guy who dropped it was credited for my kill, but got his suicide, and 4 TK's, he was dropped from the server within a few seconds. lol

chop one less player up for their team.
2006-02-24 14:31:32
Chao2
Member
+8|7159|UK(stats says usa by mistake)
I dropped ona  teammate... really now WTf lol
2006-02-24 14:32:32
jord
Member
+2,382|7122|The North, beyond the wall.
I shot a jet with the us pistol thinking it was harmless,he gets shot down and its teamkill for me.
2006-02-24 14:32:46
-DS-Carbon
Member
+0|7205|New Hampshire
My fav is the jumping off something and landing on a teammate killing him.
2006-02-24 14:33:13
ATC
Member
+58|7188|...
these are pretty funny, i had one time where i was on kubra dam and there was a guy tryin to get in this tank, and ya know, he was pressin E over and over where is spawns, so this FAV jeep comes by right next to him, as it is doin so, the tank spawns right before the car passes the guy and runs right into the tank. boom. 3 tks. he was gone. lol. i just watched.
2006-02-24 14:40:09
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7134|Tampa Bay Florida
This retard back in 1.12.  Mashtuur city, I'm piloting a full black hawk.  I pretty much land the BH at the mosque, so the rest of them could jump out and cap the flag.  There was already a jeep and a couple more friendlies, so we capped it pretty much within 2 seconds.  The crew loaded up onto the black hawk, and I started to take off.  Meanwhile, this idiot Spec-Ops bunnyhopper (friendly) came bouncing around the corner of my screen and threw 2 or 3 C4's onto the chopper.  I'm like, this guy is crazy, so I take off anyway.  Then, when we're at about 10 m altitude, BOOM!  6 instant TK's, and he's banned within .8 seconds.

Last edited by Spearhead (2006-02-24 14:41:20)

2006-02-24 14:42:57
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7218|Noizyland

Here's one. I was a chopper gunner on the Oilfields map, and we were being shot up pretty bad. I bailed before she blew, but the imminent explosion resulted in me getting killed, and getting a teamkill of the pilot who was stil in the pilot's seat whn it blew. I'm not sure how that worked. Maybe it's another bug from the new patch.

Edit; Ooh, here's another one that made me feel like a vigilanti. It was on Cleansweep and some guy really wanted a plane, I mean, really wanted a plane. There were two people already in it, so he shot both of them with his M95, another guy got in, shot by M95 and when he got in, (no gunner,) I planted some C4 on the jet. I waited until he had comfortable taken off and blew the C4. I made an enemy in that guy, but I made a lot of friends with the guy's victims.

Last edited by Tyferra (2006-02-24 14:45:45)

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2006-02-24 14:51:28
SGT_Squirtle
Member
+13|7160
Last night I had my weirdest... Kumbra Dam, I'm in the pipe in a T-90... Cobra is out in flat area harassing someone so I figure I'll take a shot at him... I miss, and the shot hits my teammates APC blowing him up... I instantly get on the mic and apologize but he punishes me anyway.

Later on in the same round I'm in my T-90 again and a few of us are up at the main exit to the USMC base just having a good old time when rockets start landing around me, I whirl my turret, line up the helo thats firing and blast him... I probably should have checked to see if it was friendly or not... both of them punished me.
2006-02-24 14:52:35
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|7103|BC, Canada
i parachuted on to a guy....
side note: the other day i killed a enemy and died at the same time, no one  killed me, cause noone got credit for the kill and i didnt suicide...

 

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