My sister is a friggin bandwith rapist...

2008-05-15 08:34:31

#51

OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|7120|Washington DC

In an emergency, just unplug her computer.

1. She'll go crazy with fear that her machine is broken
2. Tell her to call tech support
3. She'll be on hold for 3-4 hours
4. When finally she gets in touch with a tech support guy from India, the first question he will ask: "Is your computer plugged in?"

Result: She'll feel like an idiot ... you'll get 3-4 hours of unabridged bandwidth.

2008-05-15 08:35:21

#52

d4rkph03n1x: Member; +131|7220

Get some better internet.

2008-05-15 08:35:38

#53

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6944|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Roger Lesboules wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Maybe change the threads title to "Who has the hottest sister?"

Please guys stay on the fucking topic or i will ask for a delete
Duh, you break the fun now...and you can delete the whole thing by deleting your first post dude.

@Zimmer and Ultra: GIMME FIVE!

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2008-05-15 08:36:23

#54

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6862|fåking denmark

Turn of her PSU when she's not home.

If it's a laptop, pull out the battery.

2008-05-15 08:36:58

#55

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7227|Scotland

Ok, now it stops.

OH, that's brilliant. Pure evil and genius. Do that, and pics or a recording of her screaming down the phone when the indian guy doesn't know how to speak english.

2008-05-15 08:38:56

#56

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6944|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Zimmer wrote:
Ok, now it stops.

OH, that's brilliant. Pure evil and genius. Do that, and pics or a recording of her screaming down the phone when the indian guy doesn't know how to speak english.

Hehee. I can picture the Greek calmness when the other end in the phone just goes "dippa dappa dippa dee? tank you kom agen"

2008-05-15 08:39:53

#57

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6432|Washington DC

RACISTS

if i kept promotingt he derailment of this topic i'd be in banland

FUCKING RACISTS

2008-05-15 08:40:18

#58

Brasso: member; +1,549|7101

pics, really, of both your sisters please

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-05-15 08:41:05

#59

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7048|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Zimmer wrote:
Ok, now it stops.

OH, that's brilliant. Pure evil and genius. Do that, and pics or a recording of her screaming down the phone when the indian guy doesn't know how to speak english.
Hehee. I can picture the Greek calmness when the other end in the phone just goes "dippa dappa dippa dee? tank you kom agen"

Moar like.

Tech dude: "Is it plugged...Infidel?"

Sis: "Lemme see"

Sis: "Oh shit!"

Tech dude: "JALALALALA"

2008-05-15 08:53:59

#60

mikeyb118: Evil Overlord; +76|7069|S.C.

If she is using wireless remove the aerial when you play, or keep on removing her ethernet cable. Either way it helps to be sitting next to your router. Make sure to plug back in when she comes along to investigate, as long as you don't get caught plausible deniability is on your side.

2008-05-15 08:55:01

#61

jamiet757: Member; +138|7093

She is not hot.

2008-05-15 08:56:25

#62

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6603|Carnoustie, Scotland

kekekekeke I do this with my brother, when he's playing CoD4 on the Xbox I chose that time to download stuff, BF2 mods, UT3 demo, TF2 etc kekekekekekeke it's so much fun.

2008-05-15 08:57:30

#63

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6996|South Florida

Is it me or does this sound REALLY familiar!

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-05-15 09:10:56

#64

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,058|7094|Little Bentcock

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
My sister is exactly the same
She's hot too???

Ok ok I'll stop. For now

She's lesbian...

2008-05-15 09:11:31

#65

r2zoo: Knowledge is power, guard it well; +126|7067|Michigan, USA

Is she on wireless by chance? Easy method to keep all bandwidth on the main computer(one with a ethernet connection) that way...

2008-05-15 09:17:42

#66

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6934|Tyne & Wear, England

If she aint very computer savvy just go into Limewire and set a bandwidth cap. You can set it waaaay down at 1% if you feel like really pissing her off.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-05-15 09:26:22

#67

Shem: sɥǝɯ; +152|6998|London (At Heart)

Adams_BJ wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
My sister is exactly the same
She's hot too???

Ok ok I'll stop. For now
She's lesbian...

Even better amirite?

2008-05-15 09:31:34

#68

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,058|7094|Little Bentcock

Shem wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
She's hot too???

Ok ok I'll stop. For now
She's lesbian...
Even better amirite?

I dunno.

But I'd tap her GF

Last edited by Adams_BJ (2008-05-15 09:31:49)

2008-05-15 09:33:23

#69

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6597|So Cal

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
...then got pissed off and told her to go fuck herself (and got hell for my parents for saying that)

Shes a fucking bitch.Fuck it,fuck it,fuck it.

...
Heh heh... kids.

2008-05-15 09:37:00

#70

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7120

Set up your router to limit her bandwidth.

2008-05-15 09:43:36

#71

Richard2000: Banned; +39|7016|England

OrangeHound wrote:
In an emergency, just unplug her computer.

1. She'll go crazy with fear that her machine is broken
2. Tell her to call tech support
3. She'll be on hold for 3-4 hours
4. When finally she gets in touch with a tech support guy from India, the first question he will ask: "Is your computer plugged in?"

Result: She'll feel like an idiot ... you'll get 3-4 hours of unabridged bandwidth.

http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html
http://www.illwillpress.com/tech2.html
http://www.illwillpress.com/tech3.html

2008-05-15 09:52:44

#72

Fat_Swinub: jaff; +125|6906

Go on your sisters computer.
Go to C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc.
Open the "hosts" file in notepad.
Add "127.0.0.1 www.limewire.com" and "127.0.0.1 limewire.com" to the list.
Save it and never worry about her using it again.

2008-05-15 09:56:20

#73

aimless: Member; +166|6596|Texas

Use her windows firewall and block limewire.

2008-05-15 10:24:53

#74

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6931|UK

I came for the rape.

2008-05-15 10:43:06

#75

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6997|Milkystania, yurop

ASL?

BF2S Forums My sister is a friggin bandwith rapist...

Roger Lesboules wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Shem wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

OrangeHound wrote:

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