Yeah, instead of saying whether she is hot or not he should post pics so we can decide for ourselves.The Sheriff wrote:
You still don't call ANY member of your family hot.Roger Lesboules wrote:
Its not because she is your sis that she is ugly dude, as long as you dont feel like hitting her it alright me think.The Sheriff wrote:
You just called your sister hot?
What
The
Fuck.
Lol. She's using Limewire. Go download something with a virus when she isn't home. When she complains, tell her the Limewire is known as Virus wire for a reason. Then laugh.
And, of course, play your games without interruption.
The other, better method is to simply disconnect her computer from the internet at the router, and then tell her the internet isn't working when she starts complaining. Because she probably doesn't know much about the technical aspects of computers, she'll take your statement at face value. Then repeat the laughter and uninterrupted gaming.
Or the RIAA idea is a good one as well.
I should have read it. All idea are good. And +1, if I could, to the person who gave the link to the firefox bandwidth throttler. My sister wastes so much bandwidth with Youtube it isn't even funny. This will be extremely useful.
And, of course, play your games without interruption.
The other, better method is to simply disconnect her computer from the internet at the router, and then tell her the internet isn't working when she starts complaining. Because she probably doesn't know much about the technical aspects of computers, she'll take your statement at face value. Then repeat the laughter and uninterrupted gaming.
Or the RIAA idea is a good one as well.
I should have read it. All idea are good. And +1, if I could, to the person who gave the link to the firefox bandwidth throttler. My sister wastes so much bandwidth with Youtube it isn't even funny. This will be extremely useful.
Last edited by nukchebi0 (2008-05-15 20:20:21)
The Fake RIAA email is the best. I believe there was some website that would send a rather convincing looking "RIAA" email... I can't remember what it was though.
Or, rather, go to the site www.ip-relay.com. Click "classic calling" and then input her cell-phone number.
The site works like this: You type, then an operator tells her what you type. Preferably call her when she won't pick up, so you leave a message. type OPR LEAVE MESSAGE after they've told you they're there
then, start typing your message. Make it something like "_NAME_, this is the RIAA and we're calling to allow you a chance to disengage all peer-to-peer sharing services on your internet connection. If you do not comply, you will be targeted and subpoenaed. It could cost you upwards of one-hundred-thousand dollars. If you have any further questions, please send an email to _MakeupanEmail@thenUseIttoRespond.com_"
Or, rather, go to the site www.ip-relay.com. Click "classic calling" and then input her cell-phone number.
The site works like this: You type, then an operator tells her what you type. Preferably call her when she won't pick up, so you leave a message. type OPR LEAVE MESSAGE after they've told you they're there
then, start typing your message. Make it something like "_NAME_, this is the RIAA and we're calling to allow you a chance to disengage all peer-to-peer sharing services on your internet connection. If you do not comply, you will be targeted and subpoenaed. It could cost you upwards of one-hundred-thousand dollars. If you have any further questions, please send an email to _MakeupanEmail@thenUseIttoRespond.com_"
Yesterday I warned her that if she continued raping my internet then i'd report her to the RIAA.She was scared,but not scared enough.Ill just mess with her power cords and send her a fake riaa email.Very good stuff though people thanks for your help.Very useful (and for future use)
and of course,karmas.
Edit:No moar karmas,will wait till it recharges
@ crazed,yeah we have shitty connections here in Greece...we pay for 4 mbps,we get 2...things suck here.
Though upgrading to a faster connection is certainly not the solution.
@ Zimmer,even though everyone in this country is a freaking warez kid,very few have been actually fined.
and of course,karmas.
Edit:No moar karmas,will wait till it recharges
@ crazed,yeah we have shitty connections here in Greece...we pay for 4 mbps,we get 2...things suck here.
Though upgrading to a faster connection is certainly not the solution.
@ Zimmer,even though everyone in this country is a freaking warez kid,very few have been actually fined.
Last edited by Metal-Eater-GR (2008-05-16 01:12:56)
Threaten to ...virus on her PC...Tell your parents thats it would cost the £20000+ if she got caught??
50 kbps is the maximum i get on download and i get 15-17 uploading,
crymore
crymore
Get on her computer, Open notepad, type, exactly as you see it down there:
start
start
Cookies.bat
Then save it as Cookies.bat onto the desktop, then right click on the icon>properties>icon details and change it to the limewire icon, found in the limewire folder. Next time she tries to DL her shit, her computer is toast (lol, tested this on comps at school)
start
start
Cookies.bat
Then save it as Cookies.bat onto the desktop, then right click on the icon>properties>icon details and change it to the limewire icon, found in the limewire folder. Next time she tries to DL her shit, her computer is toast (lol, tested this on comps at school)
My brother is always using torrents and it kills my internet. Not only do web pages take ages to load, but games are simply out of the question.
I either have to repeatedly ask him to turn them off for a bit or wait for him to do so himself so he can play something.
Really gets on my nerves sometimes.
I either have to repeatedly ask him to turn them off for a bit or wait for him to do so himself so he can play something.
Really gets on my nerves sometimes.
Heh. In the UK I pay for 8 and get about 2.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
@ crazed,yeah we have shitty connections here in Greece...we pay for 4 mbps,we get 2...things suck here.
Though upgrading to a faster connection is certainly not the solution.
Last edited by Spidery_Yoda (2008-05-16 06:11:34)
Bandwith connection you get is: Provider speed divided by 9 (generally speaking). For example if you have an 3mbit connection, like me, your download speed will be: 3000/8= 333kb/s. Which is almost right, because I download most things at 290-320 kb/s.Spidery_Yoda wrote:
My brother is always using torrents and it kills my internet. Not only do web pages take ages to load, but games are simply out of the question.
I either have to repeatedly ask him to turn them off for a bit or wait for him to do so himself so he can play something.
Really gets on my nerves sometimes.Heh. In the UK I pay for 8 and get about 2.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
@ crazed,yeah we have shitty connections here in Greece...we pay for 4 mbps,we get 2...things suck here.
Though upgrading to a faster connection is certainly not the solution.
Seems that we have the same problem, only my sister is uploading dumbass pictures of her and her retard friends up to some retard site basically killing my internet connection. Fucking bitch