So the other day we had a supply teacher...

2008-05-17 09:49:00

#1

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6578|Birmingham, UK

in maths, and it was like 20 minutes gone, and it had dragged by, and he said; "Just finish off this question and you can all pack up and go."

And everyone's faces lit up and got excited, and because all the year 11's leaving took all the clocks hardly anyone knew, and we were all like: "That went quickly"

And the supply said: "Yeah, that lesson did go quickly didn't it, JUST LIKE YOUR INTELLIGENCE!! *laughs*"

Then he did mathematical magical tricks for the rest of the lesson.

Anyone else had a lesson like this?

2008-05-17 09:50:05

#2

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6950|Sheffield-England

Nope

2008-05-17 09:53:49

#3

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6964|N. Ireland

I didn't have any. GCSEs.

2008-05-17 10:05:04

#4

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7152|Disaster Free Zone

Supply mean substitute?

If so, we had one who came in, gave everyone the 'work' supplied by our normal teacher and said.

"You can do this if you want or you can do anything else you want to"

"But remember to close the blinds so people walking past can't see you doing nothing"

and then proceeded to walk out, for the entire period.

2008-05-17 10:08:14

#5

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6761|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Now how did this show up even BEFORE I posted in this thread?

https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CMjB1Jvm1__kbRDYBRhPMghRza2eW8j48Q

2008-05-17 10:12:16

#6

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6931|UK

cowami wrote:
Now how did this show up even BEFORE I posted in this thread?

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pa … za2eW8j48Q

Time to get your azn ass a girlfriend!

Yeah a few times its pretty cool when they let you do nothing, it usually ends up in paper airplanes and spitballs going everywhere.

2008-05-17 10:13:02

#7

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7314|Alberta, Canada

Lucky. Our lessons take all class, then for the last 10 minutes, we work on homework.

2008-05-17 10:18:19

#8

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7164

Back in middle school I had a substitute teacher who would just tell us stories from his time in WWII. It was awesome. He had liberated concentration camps and all sorts of stuff like that.

x

2008-05-17 10:19:34

#9

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6761|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Superior Mind wrote:
Back in middle school I had a substitute teacher who would just tell us stories from his time in WWII. It was awesome. He had liberated concentration camps and all sorts of stuff like that.

i had a sub in high school who told us a story of his buddy who dropped out of high school and became an incredibly successful doctor

go figure

2008-05-17 10:26:08

#10

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7164

cowami wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
Back in middle school I had a substitute teacher who would just tell us stories from his time in WWII. It was awesome. He had liberated concentration camps and all sorts of stuff like that.
i had a sub in high school who told us a story of his buddy who dropped out of high school and became an incredibly successful doctor

go figure

Well it's too late for me to drop out seeing as I already have my diploma... Oh well.

x

2008-05-17 10:50:14

#11

jamiet757: Member; +138|7093

I hate the way English people talk, the words they use make no sense!

"In maths, and it was like 20 minutes gone"???

You mean, "After 20 minutes of math class..."

"and because all the year 11's leaving took all the clocks"

I don't even begin to know what that means...

2008-05-17 11:31:37

#12

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6951|Somewhere else

jamiet757 wrote:
I hate the way English people talk, the words they use make no sense!

"In maths, and it was like 20 minutes gone"???

You mean, "After 20 minutes of math class..."

"and because all the year 11's leaving took all the clocks"

I don't even begin to know what that means...

lol, at least im not the only one.

2008-05-17 11:39:43

#13

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|6404|United States

Superior Mind wrote:
Back in middle school I had a substitute teacher who would just tell us stories from his time in WWII. It was awesome. He had liberated concentration camps and all sorts of stuff like that.

i had a sub like that in 10th grade. He told us about how he was with some unit liberating Italy and how he was ordered to shoot chickens

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2008-05-17 11:40:26

#14

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7032|Southampton, UK

Fucking Amerifags.
It makes perfect sense, just try to understand it without re-arranging words.

For you americans wrote:
Fucking it without re-arranging
It makes, understand just try to makes perfect sense words.

Last edited by naightknifar (2008-05-17 11:44:10)

2008-05-17 11:41:35

#15

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|6404|United States

jamiet757 wrote:
I hate the way English people talk, the words they use make no sense!

"In maths, and it was like 20 minutes gone"???

You mean, "After 20 minutes of math class..."

"and because all the year 11's leaving took all the clocks"

I don't even begin to know what that means...

crazy british people... don't even make sense in written form

2008-05-17 11:45:02

#16

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7162|Devon, England

jamiet757 wrote:
I hate the way English people talk, the words they use make no sense!

"In maths, and it was like 20 minutes gone"???

You mean, "After 20 minutes of math class..."

"and because all the year 11's leaving took all the clocks"

I don't even begin to know what that means...

Screw you, just because he can't use grammar properly, it doesn't mean we all can't.

And you, American, I assume, can't criticise the English language, when you speak it yourself (well, a butchered version).

Last edited by FFLink13 (2008-05-17 11:46:53)

2008-05-17 11:48:35

#17

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|7046|London

Yup have had better. Teacher walks in, says he has something better to do and walks out.

2008-05-17 11:52:46

#18

Mitch92uK: aka [DBS]Mitch92uK; +192|6706|United Kingdom

I've had teachers just not turn up. lol

2008-05-17 11:57:43

#19

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|6404|United States

sometimes we get a milf sub

2008-05-17 12:04:12

#20

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7164

argo4 wrote:
sometimes we get a milf sub

Back in high school I had a ridic amount of bangin' teachers.

x

2008-05-17 12:08:11

#21

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7092|London, England

jamiet757 wrote:
I hate the way English people talk, the words they use make no sense!

"In maths, and it was like 20 minutes gone"???

You mean, "After 20 minutes of math class..."

"and because all the year 11's leaving took all the clocks"

I don't even begin to know what that means...

Because you're an ignorant fucktard. Unlike us folk, who understand our and your form of English.

I've noticed it alot with Americans. They are unable to grasp other forms of English yet everyone else seems to understand their stupid fucked up version. Fucking...hell.

2008-05-17 12:16:39

#22

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|7052|SE London

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
jamiet757 wrote:
I hate the way English people talk, the words they use make no sense!

"In maths, and it was like 20 minutes gone"???

You mean, "After 20 minutes of math class..."

"and because all the year 11's leaving took all the clocks"

I don't even begin to know what that means...
Because you're an ignorant fucktard. Unlike us folk, who understand our and your form of English.

I've noticed it alot with Americans. They are unable to grasp other forms of English yet everyone else seems to understand their stupid fucked up version. Fucking...hell.

His grammar is absolutely atrocious. They are quite right and there is no excuse for it.

However, the typical standard of grammar from Americans on this site is no better. Unfortunately.

The thing that gets me is all the stupid mutilated sayings that make no sense whatsoever. Like "I could care less" - it's not "I could care less", it's "I couldn't care less", otherwise it makes no sense. That's just one example that I see all the time and it really pisses me off. That, for the most part, is a very bad American grammatical trait.

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2008-05-17 12:17:34

#23

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7009|Long Island, New York

Bertster7 wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
jamiet757 wrote:
I hate the way English people talk, the words they use make no sense!

"In maths, and it was like 20 minutes gone"???

You mean, "After 20 minutes of math class..."

"and because all the year 11's leaving took all the clocks"

I don't even begin to know what that means...
Because you're an ignorant fucktard. Unlike us folk, who understand our and your form of English.

I've noticed it alot with Americans. They are unable to grasp other forms of English yet everyone else seems to understand their stupid fucked up version. Fucking...hell.
His grammar is absolutely atrocious. They are quite right and there is no excuse for it.

However, the typical standard of grammar from Americans on this site is no better. Unfortunately.

The thing that gets me is all the stupid mutilated sayings that make no sense whatsoever. Like "I could care less" - it's not "I could care less", it's "I couldn't care less", otherwise it makes no sense. That's just one example that I see all the time and it really pisses me off.

i dun speek gud engleesh teech me plz im an ignrtn mericn!111

2008-05-17 12:19:20

#24

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6432|Washington DC

FUCK ENGLAND

2008-05-17 12:20:37

#25

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|7052|SE London

Poseidon wrote:
Bertster7 wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Because you're an ignorant fucktard. Unlike us folk, who understand our and your form of English.

I've noticed it alot with Americans. They are unable to grasp other forms of English yet everyone else seems to understand their stupid fucked up version. Fucking...hell.
His grammar is absolutely atrocious. They are quite right and there is no excuse for it.

However, the typical standard of grammar from Americans on this site is no better. Unfortunately.

The thing that gets me is all the stupid mutilated sayings that make no sense whatsoever. Like "I could care less" - it's not "I could care less", it's "I couldn't care less", otherwise it makes no sense. That's just one example that I see all the time and it really pisses me off.
i dun speek gud engleesh teech me plz im an ignrtn mericn!111

I'm not making any claims about Americans not writing English properly (apart from the obvious wrong spellings, but that's not your fault, it's how you were taught) . I have in fact stated that American's writing on this site is of a roughly equal standard to any of the other native English speakers. The one thing I have pointed out is a stupid nonsensical phrase that Americans seem to use a lot, which I don't like because it doesn't make any sense.

Last edited by Bertster7 (2008-05-17 12:22:45)

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