So it was saturday night and my younger brother whos 16 years old asked me to get him a 30 of coors light. Being the good big brother and all i got it for him and i told him to hide it in the bushes. Well my brother did that and around 6 o'clock he comes to pick it back up and bring it to his party. As he goes to get it from the bushes my father walks out and finds him grabbing his 30. Now my father, who didnt mind told him to just have a good time and be responsible, however then my mother walks out and almost killed him right then and there. All and all my brother is grounded for a while and i was held responsible for getting him the beer. Hahaha it was a pretty funny night.
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Yeah...my mother is a bitch when it comes to booze.
heh, i've been caught sneaking beer more than a few times. except my parents get pretty pissed and im usually grounded for a month or two and i have to be on constant alert after that
That's why I don't bother with that.
You're 14... Lay off the Ouzo. Applejuice for you buddyboyMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
Yeah...my mother is a bitch when it comes to booze.
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-05-19 12:07:15)
I always just stole my dad's beer/liquor. There was always too much for him to notice...plus, if a case went missing he could be convinced that it was HE who drank it...yay for alcoholic dads...
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The joys of being old enough
I dont think I was ever caught sneaking beers, even on school trips
I dont think I was ever caught sneaking beers, even on school trips
You got Coors Light!!? After the huge discussion we had in the earlier thread about how shitty American light beers (or American beers in general) are!?
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lol ouzo is a motherfucker.Always mistake it for water.You see in my village they store it in plastic water bottles and put it in the refrigerator,and,as it has the same colour as water and no dinstictive smell,I always take 2 huge sips because my fucking thoat starts to burn like ive swalloed a hot nail.Ultrafunkula wrote:
You're 14... Lay off the Ouzo. Applejuice for you buddyboyMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
Yeah...my mother is a bitch when it comes to booze.
Nasty shit lol.Ever drank it?
You mistake ouzo for water?!?! B... How.... WHAT?!?!?! Do you have anis for tapwater?? I mean how the hell can't you smell the difference? Yeah I've tasted it. I perfer absinthe though. It has a tad more bitter taste which I like. And add the sugar and water and the drink isMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
lol ouzo is a motherfucker.Always mistake it for water.You see in my village they store it in plastic water bottles and put it in the refrigerator,and,as it has the same colour as water and no dinstictive smell,I always take 2 huge sips because my fucking thoat starts to burn like ive swalloed a hot nail.Ultrafunkula wrote:
You're 14... Lay off the Ouzo. Applejuice for you buddyboyMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
Yeah...my mother is a bitch when it comes to booze.
Nasty shit lol.Ever drank it?
Like the South Park episode where Stan's father is an alcoholic?tuckergustav wrote:
I always just stole my dad's beer/liquor. There was always too much for him to notice...plus, if a case went missing he could be convinced that it was HE who drank it...yay for alcoholic dads...
I wont smell it.Usually ill just rush in the kithen,open the fridge and drink from bottle without even thinking it.It usually goesUltrafunkula wrote:
You mistake ouzo for water?!?! B... How.... WHAT?!?!?! Do you have anis for tapwater?? I mean how the hell can't you smell the difference? Yeah I've tasted it. I perfer absinthe though. It has a tad more bitter taste which I like. And add the sugar and water and the drink isMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
lol ouzo is a motherfucker.Always mistake it for water.You see in my village they store it in plastic water bottles and put it in the refrigerator,and,as it has the same colour as water and no dinstictive smell,I always take 2 huge sips because my fucking thoat starts to burn like ive swalloed a hot nail.Ultrafunkula wrote:
You're 14... Lay off the Ouzo. Applejuice for you buddyboy
Nasty shit lol.Ever drank it?
Gloop Gloop Gloop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Γαμώ το κερατό μου γαμώ!!!!Έλεος!!Την τύχη μου μέσα!
*rush to sink for water*
Once got semi-drunk when mistook ouzo for water when i was 8...poor liver.
I never had problem getting my hand on alcohol, in fact, my dad initiated me to beer when i was pretty young. Around 12 i was already getting myself some beer from the fridge.
Inb4: Alcoholic kid, Alcoholic anything in fact.
Inb4: Alcoholic kid, Alcoholic anything in fact.
Last edited by Roger Lesboules (2008-05-19 13:13:52)
Wow, what an amazing thread.
Oi vey. Switch to beer instead Since ouzo is a strong alcohol beverage it will ultimately dry you even more up. Whiskey is a good example. Have plenty of it and you're sandpaper the next day if you don't drink something else too. After a good night of partying I try to remember to drink a litre of water before I go to sleep. It'll help decreasing the very possible headache too. But the rest of the hangover is left for to enjoyMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
I wont smell it.Usually ill just rush in the kithen,open the fridge and drink from bottle without even thinking it.It usually goesUltrafunkula wrote:
You mistake ouzo for water?!?! B... How.... WHAT?!?!?! Do you have anis for tapwater?? I mean how the hell can't you smell the difference? Yeah I've tasted it. I perfer absinthe though. It has a tad more bitter taste which I like. And add the sugar and water and the drink isMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
lol ouzo is a motherfucker.Always mistake it for water.You see in my village they store it in plastic water bottles and put it in the refrigerator,and,as it has the same colour as water and no dinstictive smell,I always take 2 huge sips because my fucking thoat starts to burn like ive swalloed a hot nail.
Nasty shit lol.Ever drank it?
Gloop Gloop Gloop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Γαμώ το κερατό μου γαμώ!!!!Έλεος!!Την τύχη μου μέσα!
*rush to sink for water*
Once got semi-drunk when mistook ouzo for water when i was 8...poor liver.
Oi mate very useful for future useUltrafunkula wrote:
Oi vey. Switch to beer instead Since ouzo is a strong alcohol beverage it will ultimately dry you even more up. Whiskey is a good example. Have plenty of it and you're sandpaper the next day if you don't drink something else too. After a good night of partying I try to remember to drink a litre of water before I go to sleep. It'll help decreasing the very possible headache too. But the rest of the hangover is left for to enjoyMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
I wont smell it.Usually ill just rush in the kithen,open the fridge and drink from bottle without even thinking it.It usually goesUltrafunkula wrote:
You mistake ouzo for water?!?! B... How.... WHAT?!?!?! Do you have anis for tapwater?? I mean how the hell can't you smell the difference? Yeah I've tasted it. I perfer absinthe though. It has a tad more bitter taste which I like. And add the sugar and water and the drink is
Gloop Gloop Gloop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Γαμώ το κερατό μου γαμώ!!!!Έλεος!!Την τύχη μου μέσα!
*rush to sink for water*
Once got semi-drunk when mistook ouzo for water when i was 8...poor liver.
Yaaa, but the aid of the water is null, if you go as usual to the wrong bottle Oh, and I recommend a minimum of 1 litre. For myself ofcourse since I'm quite tall and all. Depends on the person. And it's not good to drink too much water either. Puke is lurking around the corner if you're smashed enough. And at that point you're just going to have an extra litre of goo to clean up. And that my friend suck big time especially when your gf is going apeshit over it.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Oi mate very useful for future use
Learning smt new everydayUltrafunkula wrote:
Yaaa, but the aid of the water is null, if you go as usual to the wrong bottle Oh, and I recommend a minimum of 1 litre. For myself ofcourse since I'm quite tall and all. Depends on the person. And it's not good to drink too much water either. Puke is lurking around the corner if you're smashed enough. And at that point you're just going to have an extra litre of goo to clean up. And that my friend suck big time especially when your gf is going apeshit over it.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Oi mate very useful for future use
Ah, just drive the porcelain bus, and clean-up is just a handle pull away.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Yaaa, but the aid of the water is null, if you go as usual to the wrong bottle Oh, and I recommend a minimum of 1 litre. For myself ofcourse since I'm quite tall and all. Depends on the person. And it's not good to drink too much water either. Puke is lurking around the corner if you're smashed enough. And at that point you're just going to have an extra litre of goo to clean up. And that my friend suck big time especially when your gf is going apeshit over it.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Oi mate very useful for future use
And yes water does help, a big cup and two ibuprofen before you go to bed is a must. Since I'm giving advice, young drinkers, DO NOT MIX DRINKS. I can't emphasize that enough, if you start with beer, drink beer all night, don't do shots in between beers or else you will puke.
Last edited by {M5}Sniper3 (2008-05-19 13:50:06)
My bro gets me alcohol, not pussy beer. More like JD.
Also gets me stoned.
And absolutely fucked off my head on an epic-festival-like weekend.
I repay him by having contacts who can get an £11 50g pouch of golden virginia for £6
(I'm 16, he's 20)
Good brothers, we are.
Also gets me stoned.
And absolutely fucked off my head on an epic-festival-like weekend.
I repay him by having contacts who can get an £11 50g pouch of golden virginia for £6
(I'm 16, he's 20)
Good brothers, we are.
Mixing drinks is the way to go on a budget though. I've recently discovered that one snakebite ( 1/2 lager + 1/2 cider + blackcurrent syrup) + a double vodka redbull goes down very well, and gets you hammered after 4 or 5.{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
Ah, just drive the porcelain bus, and clean-up is just a handle pull away.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Yaaa, but the aid of the water is null, if you go as usual to the wrong bottle Oh, and I recommend a minimum of 1 litre. For myself ofcourse since I'm quite tall and all. Depends on the person. And it's not good to drink too much water either. Puke is lurking around the corner if you're smashed enough. And at that point you're just going to have an extra litre of goo to clean up. And that my friend suck big time especially when your gf is going apeshit over it.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Oi mate very useful for future use
And yes water does help, a big cup and two ibuprofen before you go to bed is a must. Since I'm giving advice, young drinkers, DO NOT MIX DRINKS. I can't emphasize that enough, if you start with beer, drink beer all night, don't do shots in between beers or else you will puke.
haha my little brother wanted the coors, its cheap. I now prefer blue moon for the most partmtb0minime wrote:
You got Coors Light!!? After the huge discussion we had in the earlier thread about how shitty American light beers (or American beers in general) are!?
Yeah, it gets you hammered faster, but sicker faster as well. Meh, I guess I'm different then most people because I don't drink to get hammered, I drink for the taste, hence why I like wine. Don't get me wrong, I love a good buzz, but I don't like going just past that where you puke and get the spins when you try to sleep.ghettoperson wrote:
Mixing drinks is the way to go on a budget though. I've recently discovered that one snakebite ( 1/2 lager + 1/2 cider + blackcurrent syrup) + a double vodka redbull goes down very well, and gets you hammered after 4 or 5.{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
Ah, just drive the porcelain bus, and clean-up is just a handle pull away.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Yaaa, but the aid of the water is null, if you go as usual to the wrong bottle Oh, and I recommend a minimum of 1 litre. For myself ofcourse since I'm quite tall and all. Depends on the person. And it's not good to drink too much water either. Puke is lurking around the corner if you're smashed enough. And at that point you're just going to have an extra litre of goo to clean up. And that my friend suck big time especially when your gf is going apeshit over it.
And yes water does help, a big cup and two ibuprofen before you go to bed is a must. Since I'm giving advice, young drinkers, DO NOT MIX DRINKS. I can't emphasize that enough, if you start with beer, drink beer all night, don't do shots in between beers or else you will puke.
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