Bear Proof Suit - Troy Hurtubise

2008-05-20 07:54:20

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1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

This isn't new by any means so please accept my apology now if posted before, search resulted in no hits.

A guy called Troy Hurtubise http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise is well known as an inventor. To me his most famous invention being "Bear Proof Armour", good idea I suppose but look at the way he went about testing the strength of his invention.

He then built a "War" suit with a clock on his cock (right at the end)

2008-05-20 07:56:40

#2

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6865|The Gem Saloon

i am SO in the wrong business lol.

2008-05-20 08:05:20

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SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7039|Mountains of NC

" Bear Proof Suit " -------------- he has a good idea but does it protect against ALL bears .............................

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-05-20 08:08:04

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naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7032|Southampton, UK

1st vid is lol.

2008-05-20 08:08:47

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bennisboy: Member; +829|7117|Poundland

It may be bear proof, but you're pretty much fucked if a wasp gets in there. Or if you fall in a river.

Seriously the mobility is kinda lacking as well, why would you wer it unless you were tryin to start a fight with a bear?

2008-05-20 08:12:01

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SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7039|Mountains of NC

bennisboy wrote:
why would you wer it ?

sometimes bears need to learn there place

no picnic basket for you bitch

2008-05-20 08:19:35

#7

bennisboy: Member; +829|7117|Poundland

I also cant see the war suit being very good for camo

2008-05-20 08:22:26

#8

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7039|Mountains of NC

bennisboy wrote:
I also cant see the war suit being very good for camo

pfffffffffffffft

you're wearing a war suit ..................... theres no need for camo

what do you want to blend in with the your background ..... while you wearing a warsuit, that defeats the whole purpose of the warsuit

2008-05-20 08:31:31

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1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

bennisboy wrote:
It may be bear proof, but you're pretty much fucked if a wasp gets in there. Or if you fall in a river.

Seriously the mobility is kinda lacking as well, why would you wer it unless you were tryin to start a fight with a bear?

What if, while transfixed with the wasp buzzing around your suit you noticed whilst fighting a bear you loose your sences and wonder across a scrap yard, with one of those big magnets?

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2014/2475096432_3711f6022f.jpg?v=0

*going back to the 1st video did it show him being hit by a car/pickup* if not thats on other videos

2008-05-20 08:39:10

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theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7221

1927 wrote:
*going back to the 1st video did it show him being hit by a car/pickup* if not thats on other videos

yup, correct. Also showed him rolling down a hill which makes me think 'how the hell has he not broken his neck yet'.

Watch some more of the vids as they get funnier. There is one were he goes on a covert operation to save a hostage. so frecking funny.

No wonder he is bankrupt!

2008-05-20 08:49:21

#11

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7048|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

A clock on the cock....now that's handy!

2008-05-20 08:59:04

#12

SharkyMcshark: I'll take two; +132|7256|Perth, Western Australia

I'd like to preface this by saying I know that it's completely infeasible, unworkable, and unsuitable for the field, BUT

FUCKING OATH THAT IS COOL.

If I was an insurgent and fired a few rounds of AK at a Hummer, and the FUCKING MASTER CHIEF GOT OUT, I'd probably my shit my pants and die.

That said he lost the last modicums of credibility in my eyes when he started dual wielding side arms and striking a pose.

2008-05-20 09:10:05

#13

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

You don't need a bear suit as a general rule....

...you just need to run faster than your friends

Last edited by Pug (2008-05-20 09:10:19)

2008-05-20 10:12:09

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Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6879|Somersetshire

SEREMAKER wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
why would you wer it ?
sometimes bears need to learn there place

no picnic basket for you bitch

2008-05-20 11:37:06

#15

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,058|7094|Little Bentcock

Tehremos wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
why would you wer it ?
sometimes bears need to learn there place

no picnic basket for you bitch

2008-05-20 12:52:47

#16

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6863|Southern California

bennisboy wrote:
It may be bear proof, but you're pretty much fucked if a wasp gets in there. Or if you fall in a river.

Seriously the mobility is kinda lacking as well, why would you wer it unless you were tryin to start a fight with a bear?

If this is the same guy I saw a documentary on TV...and it was the greatest documentary I have ever seen

One part he puts cinder blocks on a rope, so he can lift them up to different highs and have them swung at his chest. His team lifts too high and knocks him flat on his ass, he was all stoked it stood up to a hit way harder then they planned I believe he also was hit by a van with a matress rigged to the front of it as well?

IIRC as a child he was almost killed by a bear. At the point where the bear could have taken his head off with one good swing it just kinda check him out and walked off. Since then he was obsessed with studying bears. One area of research severely lacking is bears in hibernation. To study this you need to enter the bears den, and at that point if he wakes up you are fucked....Unless you have the limited edition bear proof suit.

2008-05-20 13:31:16

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Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|7046|London

rolf I just read the wikipedia article and this man is tragic. Got evicted, wife left him, left with nothing but the suit.
Drop the halo suit and get a job tbh.

2008-05-20 13:37:08

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ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7120

I read the title as beer proof suit. And I was trying to figure out why you'd want one of those.

2008-05-20 13:46:53

#19

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7049|Columbus, OH

naightknifar wrote:
1st vid is lol.

Fooking Ewok booby trap lol

2008-05-20 16:27:33

#20

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6863|Southern California

I hope the guys gets some contracts...He has put a LOT of years into protective suits.

2008-05-20 16:32:34

#21

Lynx14: Member; +41|6442

Can someone say ironman IRL?

2008-05-20 16:51:57

#22

agent146: Member; +127|6858|Jesus Land aka Canada

1st video=he is the protype version of master chief

Last edited by agent146 (2008-05-20 16:52:20)

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