Flying Fish

2008-05-20 08:18:30

#1

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I always thought it was a speech impediment at my local Chinese owned fish and chip shop, but apparently not. These fuckers really do fly (fish, that is). One has been filmed breaking a world record or something. Pretty amazing footage and I kept expecting some kid to pop out with the remote controls for it.

I want one of them fish, umm, birds, umm fish. Ohh whatever it is.

2008-05-20 08:31:31

#2

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6950|Sheffield-England

Awesome!

i want one

2008-05-20 08:33:26

#3

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7039|Mountains of NC

Lets go fishing

https://www.chinawholesalegift.com/pic/Sport-Outdoor-Leisure-Gifts/Baseball/Baseball-Set/Easton-Bst4-Stealth-Cnt-Stiff-Flex-Adult-Baseball-Bat-17050561979.jpg

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-05-20 08:35:02

#4

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Imagine the fun on Christmas day, all the spotty little spoilt brats down the pond with there big ol remote control boats. You walk up to them and stand next to them and flop ya fish out into the pond. Next thing, "BOSSHHH" out it comes of the water and boff's over all the boats buzzing around pissing on them as it flies about. Train the fucker to fly back to you, right to your wrist and, give it a wipe and pop it back in your pocket for another day.

2008-05-20 08:40:51

#5

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6743

Those mofos are all over Crete...my mom almost got her eye popped as one of these bitches flew right past her face.

2008-05-20 08:45:54

#6

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Those mofos are all over Crete...my mom almost got her eye popped as one of these bitches flew right past her face.

We should warn fellow bf2s members about reading this thread and then the "other" flying thread thats going and not getting replies mixed up.

2008-05-20 08:47:23

#7

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6865|The Gem Saloon

SEREMAKER wrote:
Lets go fishing

http://www.chinawholesalegift.com/pic/S … 561979.jpg

i have a better idea

make sure you bring your remington lol

https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/parkercustoms/shooting244.jpg

2008-05-20 08:48:36

#8

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Parker wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
Lets go fishing

http://www.chinawholesalegift.com/pic/S … 561979.jpg
i have a better idea

make sure you bring your remington lol

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/ … ing244.jpg

Don't look now Mr P but someone has one of those Yellow lasers sights pointed right at your ear.

2008-05-20 08:49:12

#9

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6865|The Gem Saloon

1927 wrote:
Parker wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
Lets go fishing

http://www.chinawholesalegift.com/pic/S … 561979.jpg
i have a better idea

make sure you bring your remington lol

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/ … ing244.jpg
Don't look now Mr P but someone has one of those Yellow lasers sights pointed right at your ear.

lol, then you DONT want to see the next picture

2008-05-20 08:50:07

#10

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Parker wrote:
1927 wrote:
Parker wrote:

i have a better idea

make sure you bring your remington lol

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/ … ing244.jpg
Don't look now Mr P but someone has one of those Yellow lasers sights pointed right at your ear.
lol, then you DONT want to see the next picture

Eh, you cant do that now. You have to show it, whatever it is?

2008-05-20 08:51:06

#11

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6886|Vienna

hmm...

1927 wrote:
...all the spotty little spoilt brats down the pond with there big ol remote control boats. You walk up to them and stand next to them and flop ya fish out... ...give it a wipe and pop it back in your pocket for another day.

2008-05-20 08:52:10

#12

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

I would bring my Remington, however some fiend keeps hiding it

https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/parkercustoms/Knives113.jpg

2008-05-20 08:52:12

#13

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6865|The Gem Saloon

1927 wrote:
Parker wrote:
1927 wrote:
Don't look now Mr P but someone has one of those Yellow lasers sights pointed right at your ear.
lol, then you DONT want to see the next picture
Eh, you cant do that now. You have to show it, whatever it is?

the bastard that was pointing that at me was hiding behind this sign.......meh, rules are for chumps

https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/parkercustoms/shooting232.jpg

edit:
i do not condone shooting at signs or people....well, some people....

Last edited by Parker (2008-05-20 08:53:23)

2008-05-20 08:53:09

#14

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

zeidmaan wrote:
hmm...

followed by

Spolsh, bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

BANG

Last edited by 1927 (2008-05-20 08:54:35)

2008-05-20 08:54:13

#15

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Parker wrote:
1927 wrote:
Parker wrote:
lol, then you DONT want to see the next picture
Eh, you cant do that now. You have to show it, whatever it is?
the bastard that was pointing that at me was hiding behind this sign.......meh, rules are for chumps

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/ … ing232.jpg

edit:
i do not condone shooting at signs or people....well, some people....

lol, irony I do believe

2008-05-20 08:55:12

#16

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6757|eng

They taste fucking good.

#rekt

2008-05-20 08:58:05

#17

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6865|The Gem Saloon

The Sheriff wrote:
I would bring my Remington, however some fiend keeps hiding it

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/ … ves113.jpg

thats a mossberg you berk

2008-05-20 08:59:04

#18

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

Parker wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
I would bring my Remington, however some fiend keeps hiding it

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/ … ves113.jpg
thats a mossberg you berk

Well, if someone didn't hide it every fucking 2 minutes, I would be able to tell what it was

2008-05-20 09:07:34

#19

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6931|UK

Weren't this fish in Mario?

2008-05-20 09:30:09

#20

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

wah1188 wrote:
Weren't this fish in Mario?

Did they manage to remove it?

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