Help a real emergency involving a cat, bird, a pillow and GBB!!!!!

2008-05-21 09:39:04

#1

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6578|Birmingham, UK

Ok, me an some friends went to a friends house and played gay before bed and then had a pillow fight on a trampoline and then i went back home, just my brother was in and he seemed mad, and its because:

1. Don't go to a friends house when mum's at work and

2. My cat caught a bird and didn't kill it and put it in my mums' room.

So... what do i do about the bird, its 30 mins till someone gets home, so should i just wait it out?

But, on the plus side my graphics got boosted up to a B!!

2008-05-21 09:41:06

#2

SenorToenails: Veritas et Scientia; +444|6601|North Tonawanda, NY

Catch the damn thing before it craps all over your mom's stuff... Seems kinda like a no brainer.

2008-05-21 09:41:50

#3

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6578|Birmingham, UK

I'm too scared, can someone do it for me?

2008-05-21 09:44:14

#4

kptk92: u; +972|6879|tc_london

I will because I am big and strong

2008-05-21 09:44:35

#5

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7098|UK

SEREVENT wrote:
and played gay before bed

Huh?

2008-05-21 09:45:48

#6

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6918|Chicago, IL

open the window and remove the screen, it will leave on its own

oh, and:

liquidat0r wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
and played gay before bed
Huh?

Last edited by S.Lythberg (2008-05-21 09:46:16)

2008-05-21 09:48:12

#7

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6964|N. Ireland

SEREVENT wrote:
Ok, me an some friends went to a friends house and played gay before bed:

...

2008-05-21 09:49:17

#8

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6578|Birmingham, UK

I cant open the window its like... asleep or in a coma or something.

2008-05-21 09:50:45

#9

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

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2008-05-21 09:58:52

#10

bennisboy: Member; +829|7117|Poundland

kylef wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
Ok, me an some friends went to a friends house and played gay before bed:
...

2008-05-21 10:10:42

#11

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6757|eng

SEREVENT wrote:
I cant open the window its like... asleep or in a coma or something.

1) Open the window.
2) Pick up bird with a tissue.
3) Throw it out the window.
4) ???
5) Profit!

#rekt

2008-05-21 10:11:51

#12

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7213|FUCK UBISOFT

what does this have to do with a GBB?

you gon shoot it?

2008-05-21 10:11:52

#13

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6694|Escea

liquidat0r wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
and played gay before bed
Huh?

Yeah that raised my eyebrows as well

2008-05-21 10:13:24

#14

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6918|Chicago, IL

SEREVENT wrote:
I'm too scared, can someone do it for me?

its a bird bro...

They're usually not afraid of humans, you can pick them up, they don't have teeth anyway

2008-05-21 10:15:41

#15

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6918|Boulder, CO

Depends on how cruel you want to be tbh, very cruel = tennis racket , scoop up, out the window. Less cruel, tennis racket, scoop up, put outside.

2008-05-21 10:26:39

#16

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6578|Birmingham, UK

kkake; its done, managed to scare it and it flew out the window problem solved lock the thread if you want modulators.

And yeah, i played gay before bed.

2008-05-21 10:35:06

#17

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6918|Boulder, CO

SEREVENT wrote:
kkake; its done, managed to scare it and it flew out the window problem solved lock the thread if you want modulators.

And yeah, i played gay before bed.

WTF is gay before bed?, thats the question we're all asking.

2008-05-21 10:38:47

#18

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7213|FUCK UBISOFT

Noobeater wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
kkake; its done, managed to scare it and it flew out the window problem solved lock the thread if you want modulators.

And yeah, i played gay before bed.
WTF is gay before bed?, thats the question we're all asking.

anal.

2008-05-21 10:39:22

#19

maef: Member; +67|7154|Tulln, Austria

So you started out on this site as a complete retard, seemingly went normal and now went back to incomprehensible asininity?

Bored much?

2008-05-21 10:44:17

#20

bennisboy: Member; +829|7117|Poundland

Noobeater wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
kkake; its done, managed to scare it and it flew out the window problem solved lock the thread if you want modulators.

And yeah, i played gay before bed.
WTF is gay before bed?, thats the question we're all asking.

Well, you try your hardest to chat up gay men and bring them back to yours, but then as soon as you get in bed with them you tell them you're straight and see how mad ythey get

2008-05-21 10:48:25

#21

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6578|Birmingham, UK

bennisboy wrote:
Noobeater wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
kkake; its done, managed to scare it and it flew out the window problem solved lock the thread if you want modulators.

And yeah, i played gay before bed.
WTF is gay before bed?, thats the question we're all asking.
Well, you try your hardest to chat up gay men and bring them back to yours, but then as soon as you get in bed with them you tell them you're straight and see how mad ythey get

Oh, man have i been playing it wrong.

And maef on the day i leave here i'll tell you why i spammed, and release those pictures of whatshecalled hacking.

2008-05-21 11:00:05

#22

jamiet757: Member; +138|7093

SEREVENT wrote:
modulators.

??? WTF are you on?

AND WHAT THE HELL IS PLAYING GAY????

Last edited by jamiet757 (2008-05-21 11:00:48)

2008-05-21 11:01:59

#23

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6578|Birmingham, UK

jamiet757 wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
modulators.
??? WTF are you on?

AND WHAT THE HELL IS PLAYING GAY????

wotchoo talkin' bout?

Modulators i saw in a dream and Mek used it first.

Gay before bed is explained before but not right.

Just do gay things with men.

2008-05-21 11:04:35

#24

bennisboy: Member; +829|7117|Poundland

SEREVENT wrote:
jamiet757 wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
modulators.
??? WTF are you on?

AND WHAT THE HELL IS PLAYING GAY????
wotchoo talkin' bout?

Modulators i saw in a dream and Mek used it first.

Gay before bed is explained before but not right.

Just do gay things with men.

You know I was jokin with my explanation right? I have no idea what the hell "playing gay" is

2008-05-21 11:06:32

#25

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6944|6 6 4 oh, I forget

My head hurts now.

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