Benzin
Member
+576|6469

maef wrote:

Meh, everybody's panic of the military service is way over the top. Seems like everyone is desperately looking for ways to evade the whole thing.
Aside from the fact that it really is kind of a waste of time I don't see what's so bad about it. Sure, the first few weeks might be somewhat rough, but after that it's a fucking piece of cake. You get there on time in the morning, leave on time, get wasted with the other guys stationed there, all in all a pretty laid back time.

Plus it's the only (or at least easiest, only legal) way I was ever going to get to shoot a fully automatic rifle.

Plus I also had full marks on all the tests and therefor was made a medic. Reads: I got full scale EMT-training including valid certifications for free, which can be useful at times. For example, if I felt like it I, could get a job as ambulance driver without needing any additional tests or whatever. That's gotta amount to something.
Friend of my girlfriend's also got moved over to medic position. Now he's studying theoretical mathematics in the fall at TU Wien.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7117|Poundland

Vilham wrote:

max wrote:

join the club

Vilham wrote:

If you do you should of done it. Its not like your going to be at war any time soon, it gives you discipline and trains your body.

If England had conscription I would of done it without any fuss.
because herding you with a couple of sweaty guys somewhere in the snow is great fun, very useful and no waste of your time.
Actually you dont do much work, you piss about and have fun, you learn responsibility, you learn how to be a good leader, you get very fit, you grow up, etc. Its a pretty good actually, from what ive learnt being in the finish and Norwegian army are good experiences because you have next to zero chance of actually going to war.
I actually think we should have conscription for young offenders, that would sort the unruly kids out.
Altho thinking about it, a lot of the trouble makers aren't even UK citizens.
I would say conscription for everyone, but most of the people I know ay my age wouldnt need it, especially people like me and my bro, we're already responsible, fit and fairly mature without it
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,058|7093|Little Bentcock

bennisboy wrote:

Vilham wrote:

max wrote:

join the club


because herding you with a couple of sweaty guys somewhere in the snow is great fun, very useful and no waste of your time.
Actually you dont do much work, you piss about and have fun, you learn responsibility, you learn how to be a good leader, you get very fit, you grow up, etc. Its a pretty good actually, from what ive learnt being in the finish and Norwegian army are good experiences because you have next to zero chance of actually going to war.
I actually think we should have conscription for young offenders, that would sort the unruly kids out.
Altho thinking about it, a lot of the trouble makers aren't even UK citizens.
I would say conscription for everyone, but most of the people I know ay my age wouldnt need it, especially people like me and my bro, we're already responsible, fit and fairly mature without it
I'm pretty sure (well here in Aus, dunno about there) that you can't have a criminal record and join the military.
Zefar
Member
+116|7120|Sweden
When I was there I only had to do the intelligent test and see the doctor who said that I was to weak which I was and that I didn't need to join the Army. Said and done, I left the place after my brother was done and he got the same response.

All thou I did wanted to go there mainly to shoot with a gun and train my body for a reason. If I actually had been taken in I wouldn't let myself be brainwashed by the leaders. :3
SgtSlutter
Banned
+550|7109|Amsterdam, NY

naightknifar wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Jenspm wrote:


Wah?

Berk.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7192|Sydney, Australia

Adams_BJ wrote:

I'm pretty sure (well here in Aus, dunno about there) that you can't have a criminal record and join the military.
When I applied last year, I know they did a police check with the Federal Police. If it was anything serious, then of course not...


And with your thing about Aus conscription - the closest we'll ever get to that is the ADF Gap Year program.
(T)eflon(S)hadow
R.I.P. Neda
+456|7300|Grapevine, TX

Ender2309 wrote:

dude, because its fucking norway. they're pussies (god i hope they don't read this)
Umm dont all citizens get issued a bad ass rifle? Or is that the Swiss? b/c I can haz one? they are sweet rifles!
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

Ender2309 wrote:

dude, because its fucking norway. they're pussies (god i hope they don't read this)
Umm dont all citizens get issued a bad ass rifle? Or is that the Swiss? b/c I can haz one? they are sweet rifles!
Thats us swiss. Everyone has one. Even I have one and I didn't go to the military. Just go to the next gun store, buy a couple 1000 rounds of ammo and start shooting stuff with friends. Great weekend activity
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6876|NSW, Australia

max wrote:

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

Ender2309 wrote:

dude, because its fucking norway. they're pussies (god i hope they don't read this)
Umm dont all citizens get issued a bad ass rifle? Or is that the Swiss? b/c I can haz one? they are sweet rifles!
Thats us swiss. Everyone has one. Even I have one and I didn't go to the military. Just go to the next gun store, buy a couple 1000 rounds of ammo and start shooting stuff with friends. Great weekend activity
now theres a country ready for the zombies
Dr.PhiL
Danmark
+30|7140|Up North
Im sorry, BUT FOOK YOU, little spoiled twat!


You think your cool, because you dont have to do the mandatory service, please go fook yourself, and die.

I did my one year mandatory service, even though i could easily have gotten off, due to to accident with my knee.
But everyone else gotta do it, why shouldnt i?
I even loved every minute off it, except gettin up friday morning with a terrible hangover.

Your generation is the reason why this world is going down the grain, spoiled liltle emos, who whines like a bitch, when they have to do the slightest hard work, you rather go around in your red fancy fag panths, and believe you are something, but when it comes to the reality, your just a little pussy.


I sorry for this outbreak but i really cant stand people like him, and now im gonna turn of the internet, and first turn it on, when technology has found a way to smash people through it.
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

XxRavenxX wrote:

max wrote:

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:


Umm dont all citizens get issued a bad ass rifle? Or is that the Swiss? b/c I can haz one? they are sweet rifles!
Thats us swiss. Everyone has one. Even I have one and I didn't go to the military. Just go to the next gun store, buy a couple 1000 rounds of ammo and start shooting stuff with friends. Great weekend activity
now theres a country ready for the zombies
that's right. My friends and I even devised a zombie survival plan. Unless they can manage to jump 10m into the air we should be all right


Dr.PhiL wrote:

Im sorry, BUT FOOK YOU, little spoiled twat!


blah blah, I hate you, I hate society, I hate myself, ...
well fuck you too. Who's the whiner? I'm pretty sure teddy isn't it.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7237|UK
Actually max you might want to note he says he could have gotten off it, but he maned-up and did his service to his country.

Something I doubt you have ever thought of doing. You sound like such a selfish prick tbh.
Dr.PhiL
Danmark
+30|7140|Up North
I think Max is French-Swiss
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

Vilham wrote:

Actually max you might want to note he says he could have gotten off it, but he maned-up and did his service to his country.

Something I doubt you have ever thought of doing. You sound like such a selfish prick tbh.
I don't see how you service your country by wasting a lot of money. Not only does every soldier cost, but you also loose those people in the workforce and thereby lowering your GDP/GDI. If the conscripts had actual military value, in the way that they are necessary to win a war, it would be something completely different.

Dr.PhiL wrote:

I think Max is French-Swiss
good job on attacking my nationality. You're so cool

Last edited by max (2008-05-22 06:27:51)

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Dr.PhiL
Danmark
+30|7140|Up North
Im sorry but can you read, im just stating your french, rest explains itself.
FlemishHCmaniac
Member
+147|6883|Belgium

Dr.PhiL wrote:

I think Max is French-Swiss
And there goes your credibility.
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

Dr.PhiL wrote:

Im sorry but can you read, im just stating your french, rest explains itself.
and that wasn't meant to be insulting
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|7017
He broke the "don't ask, don't tell" rule.
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