Just been reading through a great thread in Something Awful.com's Comedy Goldmine on Embarrassing Situations with Parents and I wanted to share some. Only I don't have membership there, so you guys get to hear about it.
I was about 16 and it was my grand parent's golden wedding aniversary. My family is spread all over the globe, and they came together at my parent's house to celebrate.
I had recently discovered porn, and had got all my porn mags out on my bed. It was one of these really high up beds to give me space underneath, which meant that no-one could see onto it. A perfect setting for a 16 year old to set up bongo-mag orgy without the worry of interuption.
So the night before the party, the youngsters decide to go to the pub, my brother who is huge and already drunk decides to kung-fu fight me, and to cut a long story short, ends up breaking my collar-bone, which results in a hospital trip and a sling for me.
As a result, I can't climb up to my bed and so switch sleeping arrangements with one of my cousins who is about 4 years old.
My Aunt is putting him to bed and calls me into the room. I suddenly realise, when I see her and my cousin both standing on the ladder to my bed, what they have discovered. She calmly passes me all the magazines and says "...can't be easy with your arm in a sling!" I just grab them and turn-tail.
Now I'm 25, and my aunt came to stay a while ago. I don't embarrass easily, but when she mentioned that occassion I still had no idea what to say. "Yea, wanking's great" or "I thought Simon might like a look" just didn't seem appropriate. I resorted to "Oh no....." followed by a stunned silence and a redend face.
Thank god for internet porn!
I was about 16 and it was my grand parent's golden wedding aniversary. My family is spread all over the globe, and they came together at my parent's house to celebrate.
I had recently discovered porn, and had got all my porn mags out on my bed. It was one of these really high up beds to give me space underneath, which meant that no-one could see onto it. A perfect setting for a 16 year old to set up bongo-mag orgy without the worry of interuption.
So the night before the party, the youngsters decide to go to the pub, my brother who is huge and already drunk decides to kung-fu fight me, and to cut a long story short, ends up breaking my collar-bone, which results in a hospital trip and a sling for me.
As a result, I can't climb up to my bed and so switch sleeping arrangements with one of my cousins who is about 4 years old.
My Aunt is putting him to bed and calls me into the room. I suddenly realise, when I see her and my cousin both standing on the ladder to my bed, what they have discovered. She calmly passes me all the magazines and says "...can't be easy with your arm in a sling!" I just grab them and turn-tail.
Now I'm 25, and my aunt came to stay a while ago. I don't embarrass easily, but when she mentioned that occassion I still had no idea what to say. "Yea, wanking's great" or "I thought Simon might like a look" just didn't seem appropriate. I resorted to "Oh no....." followed by a stunned silence and a redend face.
Thank god for internet porn!
