ATG
Banned
+5,233|7000|Global Command
So, we had this nest of sparrows, four babies in all that had taken up residence under my patio. Over the barbecue.

Before they hatched I sure that the heat and the smoke from cooking helped keep them warm. Yesterday I fired up the grill and threw some cedar chips in the smoker, oblivious.

After finishing eating I noticed a distinct silence from the nest. It came to me like a thunderclap. The smoke. The heat.
I pulled down the nest, ( the parents had nested inside my charcoal chimney, used for lighting brisquettes ) and it looked like they had tried to get out as they were scattered about the inside.

I pictured them, scaird and cawing for mommy as they air got heavy and hot, looking to the rim of the chimney and waiting for salvation, any kind of salvation. In the end they seemed to have just made circles around the nest. I wondered if they thought of missed worms and playing in the wind, or if they just laid there, their beaks opening and closing in a futile effort to gulp in fresh air as they slowly roasted and asphyxiated.

I feel terrible.
https://www.illinoisnature.com/wp-content/photos/chippingnest10.jpg
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7008|Long Island, New York
Well, that's a wonderful story, way to brighten up my day ATG!

i g
Banned
+876|6335|GA

damn that sucks
MAGUIRE93
High Angle Hell
+182|6665|Schofield Barracks
it was an accident. have a ceremony for them. and make a nice grave.
NeXuS
Shock it till ya know it
+375|6812|Atlanta, Georgia
Now what are you going to do hmmm???
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6950|Sheffield-England

NeXuS4909 wrote:

Now what are you going to do hmmm???
I'd eat them, Don't let them go to waste

Last edited by stkhoplite (2008-05-26 16:37:49)

Canin
Conservative Roman Catholic
+280|6945|Foothills of S. Carolina

stkhoplite wrote:

NeXuS4909 wrote:

Now what are you going to do hmmm???
I'd eat them
Not enough there, just eyeballs and assholes really.
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6950|Sheffield-England

Canin wrote:

stkhoplite wrote:

NeXuS4909 wrote:

Now what are you going to do hmmm???
I'd eat them
Not enough there, just eyeballs and assholes really.
*nom nom nom
kptk92
u
+972|6879|tc_london
ATG how could you
ceslayer23
IN YOUR MIRROR
+142|6832|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR
buzzkill
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7314|Alberta, Canada

We have a few robins building a nest in my tree, but I'm not going to murder them like you, you frickin anti-PETA slob.
(T)eflon(S)hadow
R.I.P. Neda
+456|7300|Grapevine, TX
+1 compassionate one, world needs more of it.

https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CNTZ3b_Vu4WjPRDYBRhPMgi9k7Blql4isQ
http://www.naturalnest.com  << Google Ad Sense is utterly amazing
https://naturalnest.com/images/stories/tantalizing.png

Last edited by (T)eflon(S)hadow (2008-05-26 16:54:02)

loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7049|Columbus, OH
meh no empathy....circle of life I suppose.

Some birds build their nest in the most unsecured spot. The neighborhood cat got into a bird nest in one of my shrubs; the nest was two feet off the ground. I notice plumes of feathers in the grass when I mowed the lawn. Stupid bastard!

Last edited by loubot (2008-05-26 16:58:01)

VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|7143|A sunburnt country

Canin wrote:

stkhoplite wrote:

NeXuS4909 wrote:

Now what are you going to do hmmm???
I'd eat them
Not enough there, just eyeballs and assholes really.
Sausages anyone?
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6950|Sheffield-England

VspyVspy wrote:

Canin wrote:

stkhoplite wrote:


I'd eat them
Not enough there, just eyeballs and assholes really.
Sausages anyone?
Bacon anyone?
CoronadoSEAL
pics or it didn't happen
+207|6989|USA
you said you were BBQing right...?
RAIMIUS
You with the face!
+244|7185|US
Oops...

It's not like sparrows are on the verge of extinction, though.  Shit happens, and it's too late to do anything about it now.  (I'd feel bad too.)

Oh well...
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6924|Ontario, Canada
we're eating tonight!
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7071|132 and Bush

Endangered species? Some are .. I think.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
-Gunsmoke-
Member
+165|7106|South Jersey
Shit happens ATG.  My friend once shot a birds nest out of a tree with a garden hose, then I made him feel like a dick, so he ended up taking care of the two-three birds that survived.  The end!

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