This just made me laugh my ass off. Can anybody confirm that it actually happened?
This just made me laugh my ass off. Can anybody confirm that it actually happened?
It happened.
Confirmed by god himself.
Confirmed by god himself.
lol
QFTGooners wrote:
It happened.
Confirmed by god himself.
LMAO, that's hilarious.
I laughed at that too when I first read it.
And I read it off Snopes, and it's said to be false: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bono.asp
And I read it off Snopes, and it's said to be false: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bono.asp
Obviously, because I am GOD!Poseidon wrote:
QFTGooners wrote:
It happened.
Confirmed by god himself.
Lol @ Bono
Lol @ African "government"
+1 for Scotland (even if it didn't happen)
Lol @ African "government"
+1 for Scotland (even if it didn't happen)
Lmao
I would be very happy if Scotland took over the Tri-State area. Then I could finally get the claymore I'vd alwayr wanted.
you can buy one at Navy Pier in Chicago (costs around $3000 though)DoctaStrangelove wrote:
I would be very happy if Scotland took over the Tri-State area. Then I could finally get the claymore I'vd alwayr wanted.
Which one? the sword or the explosive?S.Lythberg wrote:
you can buy one at Navy Pier in Chicago (costs around $3000 though)DoctaStrangelove wrote:
I would be very happy if Scotland took over the Tri-State area. Then I could finally get the claymore I'vd alwayr wanted.
the swordCanin wrote:
Which one? the sword or the explosive?S.Lythberg wrote:
you can buy one at Navy Pier in Chicago (costs around $3000 though)DoctaStrangelove wrote:
I would be very happy if Scotland took over the Tri-State area. Then I could finally get the claymore I'vd alwayr wanted.
Yeah, that is correct. All Scots carry claymore's around with them instead of guns, and all good corner shops sell them. Also the majority of companies in Scotland insist that all employees wear kilts while in work and every friday we must eat haggis.DoctaStrangelove wrote:
I would be very happy if Scotland took over the Tri-State area. Then I could finally get the claymore I'vd alwayr wanted.
Haggis is awesome
Fuck Yeah
brr
i heard that a long time ago
still funny nonetheless
i heard that a long time ago
still funny nonetheless
Last edited by henno13 (2008-05-28 08:29:04)
Fucking SnopesCyrax-Sektor wrote:
I laughed at that too when I first read it.
And I read it off Snopes, and it's said to be false: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bono.asp
I stuck the same thing in the "Best Jokes" thread a while back but just like my Olympic Gold Medals and Hard Work for Charity I don't like to mention it.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Fucking SnopesCyrax-Sektor wrote:
I laughed at that too when I first read it.
And I read it off Snopes, and it's said to be false: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bono.asp
Dude whats your pointtheDude5B wrote:
Yeah, that is correct. All Scots carry claymore's around with them instead of guns, and all good corner shops sell them. Also the majority of companies in Scotland insist that all employees wear kilts while in work and every friday we must eat haggis.DoctaStrangelove wrote:
I would be very happy if Scotland took over the Tri-State area. Then I could finally get the claymore I'vd alwayr wanted.
I wish an American would move to my town, then there would be a massive selection of fast food drive through's to choose from. Burger/chicken/donut/taco...
I heard that story before, quite funny.
Bono is the biggest hypocrite on the planet in my opinion. He has spent years going on about how we should all be doing more for the poor and unfortunate and contributing more to charity while he has until recently not had to pay ANY tax unlike the rest of us mere mortals. As soon as Ireland changed it's tax laws regarding artists recently Bono and the rest of the U2 gang moved all their assets abroad...nice team effort there Bono!
He has also spent years going around criticizing certain political figures while at the same time rubbing shoulders with warmongers like Bush and Blair and writing songs that worship the American dream and Western lifestyle that actively contributes to the imbalance that exists between the first world nations of this world and the second and third world nations.
Bono should shut up and stick to writing songs.
Bono is the biggest hypocrite on the planet in my opinion. He has spent years going on about how we should all be doing more for the poor and unfortunate and contributing more to charity while he has until recently not had to pay ANY tax unlike the rest of us mere mortals. As soon as Ireland changed it's tax laws regarding artists recently Bono and the rest of the U2 gang moved all their assets abroad...nice team effort there Bono!
He has also spent years going around criticizing certain political figures while at the same time rubbing shoulders with warmongers like Bush and Blair and writing songs that worship the American dream and Western lifestyle that actively contributes to the imbalance that exists between the first world nations of this world and the second and third world nations.
Bono should shut up and stick to writing songs.
Was it a black Scottish cyclops?