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#39 Senator John McCain to Remove his Makeup and reveal he's a Dinosaur
#38 MC Hammer to let someone touch it
#37 The Phrase "LOL" to only be used when laughing out loud
#36 More Practical numbers of handicapped parking spaces
#35 More Americans to Pretend they care about foreign affairs
#34 Herman Melville's Classic novel to be retitled "Moby Richard"
#33 McDonald's to change their slogan to "C'mon You're Fat anyway"
#32 Major Leauge Mini Golf
#31 A Punch in the balls for all american men who wear banana hammocks at the beach
#30 The Burger King to admit he's a rapist
#29 the legalization of sex in airplane lavatories
#28 More americans to carry grey poupon in their cars
#27 Someone to decide when Americans can imagine the Olsen Twins naked and not feel guitly about it.
#26 Bruce Springstein and Tony Danza to finally decide who's the Boss
#25 Strippers to start accepting Quarters
#24 I-Phone owners to put away their I-phones
#23 A pringles chips fan who actually pops, then... stops
#22 Someone to say when its OK to start making Heath Ledger Jokes
#21 Glow in the Dark Vaginas
#20 A Limit on how long restaurants can keep up "Grand Opening" signs
#19 Steven Seagal to raise his voice above a whisper
#18 Lois from The Family guy to pose nude for Playboy
#17 Paul McCartney to admit that in addition to love, all you need is drugs
#16 Girls gone Wild, Iraq Edition
#15 More Mullets
#14 A Dick Cheney stuffed animal in the crib of Every American baby
#13 A Major Leauge Baseball League Exclusively for players who use steroids
#12 Victoria's "Secret" to Finally be revealed. (she has crabs)
#11 Hummer drives to be taxed for COs and Douchebaggery Emissions
#10 George Bush to Redo Grades 1-12. Billy Madison Style.
# 9 Denzel Washington to play a different character
# 8 Saved by the Bell: The Unemployment Years
# 7 Pictures of Ahmed Ahmanijedad in a little girl's dress to surface on the internet
# 6 The mass acceptance of Fanny Packs
# 5 Someone to ask Tom Cruise: "Are you Serious?"
# 4 Nike to change its slogan to "you don't have to do it"
# 3 Bill O'Reilly to lose his Virginity
# 2 An Eco-Friendly Car that doesn't look like a deformed Weiner
# 1 A Hillary Clinton Nipple Slip
#39 Senator John McCain to Remove his Makeup and reveal he's a Dinosaur
#38 MC Hammer to let someone touch it
#37 The Phrase "LOL" to only be used when laughing out loud
#36 More Practical numbers of handicapped parking spaces
#35 More Americans to Pretend they care about foreign affairs
#34 Herman Melville's Classic novel to be retitled "Moby Richard"
#33 McDonald's to change their slogan to "C'mon You're Fat anyway"
#32 Major Leauge Mini Golf
#31 A Punch in the balls for all american men who wear banana hammocks at the beach
#30 The Burger King to admit he's a rapist
#29 the legalization of sex in airplane lavatories
#28 More americans to carry grey poupon in their cars
#27 Someone to decide when Americans can imagine the Olsen Twins naked and not feel guitly about it.
#26 Bruce Springstein and Tony Danza to finally decide who's the Boss
#25 Strippers to start accepting Quarters
#24 I-Phone owners to put away their I-phones
#23 A pringles chips fan who actually pops, then... stops
#22 Someone to say when its OK to start making Heath Ledger Jokes
#21 Glow in the Dark Vaginas
#20 A Limit on how long restaurants can keep up "Grand Opening" signs
#19 Steven Seagal to raise his voice above a whisper
#18 Lois from The Family guy to pose nude for Playboy
#17 Paul McCartney to admit that in addition to love, all you need is drugs
#16 Girls gone Wild, Iraq Edition
#15 More Mullets
#14 A Dick Cheney stuffed animal in the crib of Every American baby
#13 A Major Leauge Baseball League Exclusively for players who use steroids
#12 Victoria's "Secret" to Finally be revealed. (she has crabs)
#11 Hummer drives to be taxed for COs and Douchebaggery Emissions
#10 George Bush to Redo Grades 1-12. Billy Madison Style.
# 9 Denzel Washington to play a different character
# 8 Saved by the Bell: The Unemployment Years
# 7 Pictures of Ahmed Ahmanijedad in a little girl's dress to surface on the internet
# 6 The mass acceptance of Fanny Packs
# 5 Someone to ask Tom Cruise: "Are you Serious?"
# 4 Nike to change its slogan to "you don't have to do it"
# 3 Bill O'Reilly to lose his Virginity
# 2 An Eco-Friendly Car that doesn't look like a deformed Weiner
# 1 A Hillary Clinton Nipple Slip
