theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7221
Seriously, can I not get a frecking break from work colleagues with annoying habits or being ill?!

I have said it before that I think I have a mild form of OCD, so small things tend to get to me, however I read an article on the BBC website about the top 10 things that irritate you at work and the things that bug me are all on that list. SO maybe I am right to complain.

But anyway, back onto my rant.

One of the guys in work left recently to my happiness as he used to sit tapping his keys or other metal objects on the desk and really piss me off. But now a new guys has started, and today on his 3rd day he has developed a frecking annoying cough which is usually blown in my general direction!!!!

COME ON!!!

So that is not 3 people who just seem to be ill ALL the frecking time, 1 guy who taps his fingers to the music he is playing, 1 guy who talks while chewing gum all the god dam time AND clicks his pen, and a cute wee chick who distracts me

What did I do wrong to have so many annoying people work with me? Apart from the cute chick as that is a nice distraction.

edit:

found a link www.news.com.au/business...

Last edited by theDude5B (2008-05-30 01:43:40)

max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

Become the boss so you get your own room
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7209|The Hague, Netherlands

Scottish weather just sucks,

move to spain

win/win/win situation:

A: hotter chicks.
B: better weather, less chance of a cold.
C: you're far away from England.
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theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7221
dam right! that is my dream! although knowing my luck, I will become a boss one day but be stuck in an office with another boss who picks scabs off his arm and eats it or some shizzle like that.

Alfie wrote:

Scottish weather just sucks,

move to spain

win/win/win situation:

A: hotter chicks.
B: better weather, less chance of a cold.
C: you're far away from England.
Them being ill has nothing to do with the weather. It is just down to the fact that they have a very bad life style. One of the guys has just graduated so is still living the student life (bad food, drinking), and one of the other guys who is ill all the time drinks a 2.5 litre bottle of diet coke every day in work! I wonder if he thinks because it is diet that it is good for him?

Last edited by theDude5B (2008-05-30 01:49:08)

^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7209|The Hague, Netherlands

theDude5B wrote:

dam right! that is my dream! although knowing my luck, I will become a boss one day but be stuck in an office with another boss who picks scabs off his arm and eats it or some shizzle like that.

Alfie wrote:

Scottish weather just sucks,

move to spain

win/win/win situation:

A: hotter chicks.
B: better weather, less chance of a cold.
C: you're far away from England.
Them being ill has nothing to do with the weather. It is just down to the fact that they have a very bad life style. One of the guys has just graduated so is still living the student life (bad food, drinking), and one of the other guys who is ill all the time drinks a 2.5 litre bottle of diet coke every day in work! I wonder if he thinks because it is diet that it is good for him?
yeah... some people duddy
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Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6814
You know what you should do? Develop an annoying habit yourself. With that, you might be able to translocate into your happy place and forget about the other annoyances.
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theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7221
ok, well lets brainstorm and come up with an annoying habbit that i can adopt!
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

Scratching your arse.
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7221
nah doubt that would be enough. They would not be able to see it and it wouldnt make much of a sound.
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

whistle the same song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7092|London, England

max wrote:

whistle the same song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Yeah that would be well annoying.

Also become a human beatbox
madmurre
I suspect something is amiss
+117|7181|Sweden
Get one of those extremely annoying/awkward laughs and make sure to use it all the time people will get really uncomfortable around you chances are they don´t want to do anything to make you laugh so maybe get over there when the guy is tapping his pen laugh hysterically and tell him how fun you think it´s when he plays his pen i bet he eventually will stop.

On the downside you won´t have any friends they will treat you as a air but maybe it´s worth it.
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6700|NSW, Australia

i think im the same as you,

my supervisor leaves tools out on his bench all the time and i really unorganised.
i like to be organised and clean and tidy, and do things by the book, while my supervisor is just like yeh close enough is good enough. it pisses me off


(apprentice mechanic btw)

when im at home my sister types REALLY loud, and my dad clicks his mouse like non stop pisses me off

theres heaps more but i cant remember off the top of my head

Last edited by Nappy (2008-05-30 05:16:49)

presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|6432|Places 'n such
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7221

madmurre wrote:

Get one of those extremely annoying/awkward laughs and make sure to use it all the time people will get really uncomfortable around you chances are they don´t want to do anything to make you laugh so maybe get over there when the guy is tapping his pen laugh hysterically and tell him how fun you think it´s when he plays his pen i bet he eventually will stop.

On the downside you won´t have any friends they will treat you as a air but maybe it´s worth it.
The guy who is always ill laughs a lot when reading emails or watching clips on the internet. We all know he is laughing out loud because he wants someone to ask him what is funny then he can show us, but we all stopped doing that cause the stuff was shit.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7120

theDude5B wrote:

dam right! that is my dream! although knowing my luck, I will become a boss one day but be stuck in an office with another boss who picks scabs off his arm and eats it or some shizzle like that.

Alfie wrote:

Scottish weather just sucks,

move to spain

win/win/win situation:

A: hotter chicks.
B: better weather, less chance of a cold.
C: you're far away from England.
Them being ill has nothing to do with the weather. It is just down to the fact that they have a very bad life style. One of the guys has just graduated so is still living the student life (bad food, drinking), and one of the other guys who is ill all the time drinks a 2.5 litre bottle of diet coke every day in work! I wonder if he thinks because it is diet that it is good for him?
You're clearly jealous because you wish you still lived the student lifestyle. Being a student FTUW!
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

ghettoperson wrote:

theDude5B wrote:

dam right! that is my dream! although knowing my luck, I will become a boss one day but be stuck in an office with another boss who picks scabs off his arm and eats it or some shizzle like that.

Alfie wrote:

Scottish weather just sucks,

move to spain

win/win/win situation:

A: hotter chicks.
B: better weather, less chance of a cold.
C: you're far away from England.
Them being ill has nothing to do with the weather. It is just down to the fact that they have a very bad life style. One of the guys has just graduated so is still living the student life (bad food, drinking), and one of the other guys who is ill all the time drinks a 2.5 litre bottle of diet coke every day in work! I wonder if he thinks because it is diet that it is good for him?
You're clearly jealous because you wish you still lived the student lifestyle. Being a student FTUW!
Fuck yeah. Although that lifestyle is bad for my beer supplies. I seem to spend more on beer than on all other food combined.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6700|NSW, Australia

2.5 litre bottle of coke doesnt  exist in aus
(to my knowledge)
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7221

ghettoperson wrote:

You're clearly jealous because you wish you still lived the student lifestyle. Being a student FTUW!
Was a student for 5 years and partied all the time, but at the end of it I was skint and in a lot of debt, so was just glad to get a job and start making some money
madmurre
I suspect something is amiss
+117|7181|Sweden

theDude5B wrote:

madmurre wrote:

Get one of those extremely annoying/awkward laughs and make sure to use it all the time people will get really uncomfortable around you chances are they don´t want to do anything to make you laugh so maybe get over there when the guy is tapping his pen laugh hysterically and tell him how fun you think it´s when he plays his pen i bet he eventually will stop.

On the downside you won´t have any friends they will treat you as a air but maybe it´s worth it.
The guy who is always ill laughs a lot when reading emails or watching clips on the internet. We all know he is laughing out loud because he wants someone to ask him what is funny then he can show us, but we all stopped doing that cause the stuff was shit.
I see already taken If you plan to stay with your co-workers i recommend running, nothing clears your mind like that otherwise tell em exactly what you think - probably results in them thinking your an huge ass people never seems to see their flaws.
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6934|Tyne & Wear, England

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

max wrote:

whistle the same song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Yeah that would be well annoying.
The 'Kill Bill' whistle works a treat.



You'll find it gets stuck in everyones head.  It's like a virus.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
NateW
my sigs worse than yours
+191|6603
They're probably annoyed by the guy who sits in the corner staring at them looking pissed off... all the time.
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6934|A W S M F O X
Constantly hum MGS theme.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6865|The Gem Saloon
walk to their area, fart, and walk away.
icecold2510
Member
+31|6764

AWSMFOX wrote:

Constantly hum MGS theme.
Yes, do it

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