They always say it's just a "random" bruise or "it was an accident"
CapnNismo wrote:
What is a JCB? Dead legged? And here I thought I was able to understand you crazy Brits.1927 wrote:
Maybe you have "purplelegblotch'itus" like old women get. Their veins stick out, their ankles go like tree trunks, they get ratty at bingo and stink of piss but I'm sure it starts with random bruises, tell you what I'll ask Mrs 27 how it all started for her when I get home.
She's bruised as fuck right now buts because everytime I see a yellow car I hit the bitch. Yellow Car is a great game my daughter taught me, when she first hit me I was like "fuck you think ya doing?". "Yellow Car Dad, No returns". <<----- Theres no answer to that
I dropped my mate at a cash point at Wembley the other week, I saw a JCB so I dead legged the fucker and he went down like a sack of shit to great applause from the people mingling about, the two girls behind us in the queue pissed emselves at the sight of my mate on his hands and knees in the rain whinging like a baby.
A JCB ^
Dead legged, punch/knee/hit someones leg with a blunt object so it goes numb or "Dead"
Pink shoelacesbennisboy wrote:
Yeah, I have a long scar on my hand that I have no idea where it came from.
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z118 … 008205.jpg
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z118 … 008204.jpg
Maybe its someone who secretly lives in your closet and at night come out and abuses you....like this:
A woman has been arrested in Japan for sneaking into a man's house and living in his wardrobe without him knowing FOR A FLIPPIN YEAR!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p … 426950.stm
A woman has been arrested in Japan for sneaking into a man's house and living in his wardrobe without him knowing FOR A FLIPPIN YEAR!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p … 426950.stm
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
I noticed that tooSoC./Omega wrote:
Pink shoelacesbennisboy wrote:
Yeah, I have a long scar on my hand that I have no idea where it came from.
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z118 … 008205.jpg
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z118 … 008204.jpg
i dont bruise easy. i do get cuts all the time... wont notice anything and nothing hurts but i notice blood just pouring out(im a bleeder). most times i cant explain.
these pics are from a giant field party. and i have no idea how they happened, neither does anyone that was there that night. lot of liqour and other shit was involved as if that needed to be explained...
and no it didnt hurt the slightest bit
these pics are from a giant field party. and i have no idea how they happened, neither does anyone that was there that night. lot of liqour and other shit was involved as if that needed to be explained...
and no it didnt hurt the slightest bit
Must've been the Foreskin Fairy - the less popular inbred distant cousin of the Tooth FairyRubix-Cubes wrote:
i went to bed one night with my whole body intact, i woke up the next morning and some one stole my foreskin
Random bruises and scrapes usually appear after a night of heavy drinking
That happens to my girlfriend. She has permanent bruises and she has no idea where they came from, she said it might be from hitting her hips going up the stairs and she used to do it everyday and now they might be permanent
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I always think I've been abducted when I get bruises I can't explain. The local media and the police have my number on call-block.