Is Indiana Jones worth having to sit thru Sex and The City?

2008-06-01 11:09:13

#1

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

Sooooo the wife and I are going to go see a movie tonight, most likely.

I tell her we are going to see the new Indiana Jones flick and she pulls out the "well then you need to take me to Sex in the City" card.

So I did a cost/benefit analysis:

Benefit:
-Indy again. I seen all of 'em. This would cap it.
-I could sleep during Sex in the City, but the wife will get pissed. Still, worth it to make the point.
-Whips are cool.
-I've been whisling the Indiana Jones soundbite for about a week, this would prolong it.
-Sarah Jessica Parker has a nice body.
-The brunette chick is hot.

Cost:
-Seeing Sarah Jessica Parker's horse face
-Rumor has it the something like 70 year old cougar in the film gets naked, yuck
-God I hate that show
-I would eventually be branded as gay by my friends after the wife spreads the news we went to see Sex and the City

So what do you think?

2008-06-01 11:10:17

#2

i g: Banned; +876|6335|GA

buttsecks involved? if so, go for it.

2008-06-01 11:11:12

#3

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7227|Scotland

Supposedly, Sex and the City movie is actually good. Don't quote me on that, I am only quoting girls. Branded gay because you went to see Sex and the City with your wife? Do your friends not have a wife? Or are your friends just true homophobics?

2008-06-01 11:12:56

#4

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7103

Indiana Jones was a let down...

Last edited by Gooners (2008-06-01 13:53:28)

2008-06-01 11:13:17

#5

kptk92: u; +972|6879|tc_london

Zimmer wrote:
Supposedly, Sex and the City movie is actually good.

LOLWUT

2008-06-01 11:14:15

#6

Luigi: Sniper Whore; +97|6649|Wisconsin

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
buttsecks involved? if so, go for it.

2008-06-01 11:14:58

#7

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7008|Long Island, New York

Ask her if sex is guaranteed after seeing both movies.

If she says yes, go.

If she says no, donkey punch her in the back of the head.

If it was a Desperate Housewives movie, it'd be different...since Eva Longoria is UNBELIEVABLY fucking hot.

2008-06-01 11:15:30

#8

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

Zimmer wrote:
Supposedly, Sex and the City movie is actually good. Don't quote me on that, I am only quoting girls. Branded gay because you went to see Sex and the City with your wife? Do your friends not have a wife? Or are your friends just true homophobics?

For some reason I can't get her to go with someone else. Just thinking about seeing S. Parker's humougous horse head on the screen makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

Some of my friends are gay, BTW. I'd never hear the end of it.

2008-06-01 11:16:53

#9

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7039|Mountains of NC

when the movie starts just ease out to go to the bathroom and don't come back

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2008-06-01 11:18:23

#10

madmurre: I suspect something is amiss; +117|7181|Sweden

Pug wrote:
Cost:
-Seeing Sarah Jessica Parker's horse face

That´s so true

I would recommend seeing Indy with your friends and make your wifey do the same with Sex and the City i´m sure you can come up with something.

2008-06-01 11:26:44

#11

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

madmurre wrote:
Pug wrote:
Cost:
-Seeing Sarah Jessica Parker's horse face
That´s so true

I would recommend seeing Indy with your friends and make your wifey do the same with Sex and the City i´m sure you can come up with something.

Problem is, this is it. I'm going to be watching my kids for about two weeks and then we are on vacation for another two. Indy will be on DVD if I don't go now. So we were going to do a back-to-back movie trip (wow...exciting...married life...woooohoooo). I might be able to pull off the "I got to go home...tired..." after Indy. But I can't guarantee we'd see Indy first, and the wife would hammer me if I do anything but act tired for the rest of the night...not worth it.

This blows. I think I'm going to have to go thru with it.

2008-06-01 11:29:38

#12

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7092|London, England

Just do it for her. Who cares if it totally sucks and rapes you of your manhood. You'll be able to redeem it by having sexy time with the Wife and watching Indy. Why do people act like shit is so complicated.

2008-06-01 11:30:56

#13

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

Poseidon wrote:
Ask her if sex is guaranteed after seeing both movies.

If she says yes, go.

If she says no, donkey punch her in the back of the head.

If it was a Desperate Housewives movie, it'd be different...since Eva Longoria is UNBELIEVABLY fucking hot.

Lol...I dunno about other folks, but once you're married the points you get for going to chick flicks are not redeemable for a blowjob.

Eva's overrated TBH. I know a friend who used to hang out with her (she's from my hometown), total bitch. Disturbingly so.

2008-06-01 11:33:16

#14

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6432|Washington DC

Just get drunk before going to the film.

2008-06-01 11:34:04

#15

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Just do it for her. Who cares if it totally sucks and rapes you of your manhood. You'll be able to redeem it by having sexy time with the Wife and watching Indy. Why do people act like shit is so complicated.

Ever been bored before and the internet is just sitting there in front of you?

2008-06-01 11:34:05

#16

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7103

HurricaИe wrote:
Just get drunk before going to the film.

And have Sex in The Cinema

2008-06-01 11:35:23

#17

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

SEREMAKER wrote:
when the movie starts just ease out to go to the bathroom and don't come back

lol - there's going to be like 20 guys in the can bitching about this movie. i should bring a case of beer.

2008-06-01 11:35:43

#18

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7092|London, England

Pug wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Just do it for her. Who cares if it totally sucks and rapes you of your manhood. You'll be able to redeem it by having sexy time with the Wife and watching Indy. Why do people act like shit is so complicated.
Ever been bored before and the internet is just sitting there in front of you?

Yeah I get you, but you're still getting all worked up about it, by the looks of it

2008-06-01 11:38:12

#19

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Pug wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Just do it for her. Who cares if it totally sucks and rapes you of your manhood. You'll be able to redeem it by having sexy time with the Wife and watching Indy. Why do people act like shit is so complicated.
Ever been bored before and the internet is just sitting there in front of you?
Yeah I get you, but you're still getting all worked up about it, by the looks of it

I like to whine. I don't get out too much.

True story.

2008-06-01 11:39:02

#20

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7103

Pug wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Pug wrote:

Ever been bored before and the internet is just sitting there in front of you?
Yeah I get you, but you're still getting all worked up about it, by the looks of it
I like to whine. I don't get out too much.

True story.

Well here's your chance right?

2008-06-01 11:42:04

#21

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

Gooners wrote:
Well here's your chance right?

So I can put a checkmark next to "Sex and the City" on my bucket list?

oh goody

2008-06-01 11:44:10

#22

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7161|Devon, England

My sister said it's about 3 hours long and it sucked.

I don't think you should. Go with your mates for the Indy film.

2008-06-01 11:44:19

#23

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6939

HurricaИe wrote:
Just get her drunk before going to the film.

fixed

This way you would be able to sneak out without her noticing, so long as you are back in your seat before the movie ends.

Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2008-06-01 11:44:31)

2008-06-01 11:46:47

#24

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

FFLink13 wrote:
My sister said it's about 3 hours long and it sucked.

I don't think you should. Go with your mates for the Indy film.

Unfortunately or fortunately, I have a date with the wife...and I'm not going to get a chance to see a theater for about a month. So it's now or on DVD.

2008-06-01 11:48:50

#25

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7013|Texas - Bigger than France

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
Just get her drunk before going to the film.
fixed

This way you would be able to sneak out without her noticing, so long as you are back in your seat before the movie ends.

Going to a movie on a date is overrated anyway. Why more people don't just go by themselves is beyond me sometimes. It's not like you talk thru the movie...unless you're "that guy".

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