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Take an upper decker.

Upper Decker- When you arrive at a party deeming it as lame so you go to the upstairs bathroom, remove the top of the tank on the toilet, stand on the toilet (lid down)  and proced to take a shit in the top part of the toilet. After a day or two the bathroom will stink, people will investigate and upon their findings the word will spread. Sit back and enjoy being a party legend.

Tell the host of the party you have AIDS.

kptk92 wrote:

Gooners wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

Smooth

Smooth like my pe....

a maker

Yeah, that.

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

stkhoplite wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Meh, my social skills are not that good, not that bad.. and I always think the same way you do...and it always turns out to be the opposite and I have a good time.

Just go. It's just anxieties. I get them all the time.

The thing is.. I'm going to be surrounded by girls and I'm not very good with girls >.<

and i don't wanna look like a reject either

Just don't act like tough shit if you aren't tough shit.

that's what she said

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

stkhoplite wrote:

The thing is.. I'm going to be surrounded by girls and I'm not very good with girls >.<

and i don't wanna look like a reject either

Just don't act like tough shit if you aren't tough shit.

that's what she said

Before she beat you up

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:

Go to a bar and act like a guido.

not much acting needed.

NateWiese wrote:

I think Rooster said it perfectly. You've spent too much time on 4chan, now you don't know how to interact with anyone who doesn't think some random meme is funny.

get off teh chans and start talking to people in.... I know this might sound scary, real life.

I haven't been on 4chan for 4 days so far

I'm trying to come off of it

stkhoplite wrote:

NateWiese wrote:

I think Rooster said it perfectly. You've spent too much time on 4chan, now you don't know how to interact with anyone who doesn't think some random meme is funny.

get off teh chans and start talking to people in.... I know this might sound scary, real life.

I haven't been on 4chan for 4 days so far

I'm trying to come off of it

you cannot escape it

stkhoplite wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:

stkhoplite wrote:

I haven't been on 4chan for 4 days so far

I'm trying to come off of it

you cannot escape it

I bet i can last a week

Yes, but you dont want to.

You spend too much time in front on the computer, end of.
It is unhealthy, you lack in social skills IRL lol and it will screw you over for confidence.

i get drunk at partys.

Pug wrote:

stkhoplite wrote:

r'Eeee wrote:

Are you still alive ffs?

No i'm dead

Party was meh

Just hung around with my sister,

Did you get any?

loop eneg wrote:

Duuuuude.

Why does it seem that everyone that posts these threads over exaggerates things? It's a party. You go there, you eat the food, you drink the alcohol, you get completely shitfaced and embarrass yourself, you wake up with no recollection, you hope that no one took photos of you doing a strip tease in a pink g-string and continue life.

i'm sure you have plenty of experience with that

ya it sucks being around beautiful women, music, and alcohol

if that isn't an environment designed to secure sexual relations, I don't know what is