cablecopulate
Member
+449|7208|Massachusetts.
So I found out tonight I have a food allergy. I took about two sips of soy chocolate milk, and then a few minutes later my palms got insanely itchy. Then I got itchy all over. Then my throat got a little sore and uncomfortable. It kept getting worse and now it's swollen and I can't swallow very well. My lips are itchy, too. Why can't I be itchy in a normal place, like my arm, head or anus? No, it's got to be weird places like my palms and lips. Benedryl to my rescue.
TSI
Cholera in the time of love
+247|6451|Toronto
sux2bu. Sorry.
Hope it's not deadly. 

cablecopulate wrote:

...or anus?
???? uhm, you really want an itchy rear?
I like pie.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6783

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The_Lance_117
CANADA STRONG
+110|6407|CANADA

cablecopulate wrote:

I can't swallow very well. I wish my anus was itchy.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6623|what

Don't worry, your anus will get itchy in a couple of hours when the food your allergic too leaves your system.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
cablecopulate
Member
+449|7208|Massachusetts.
ha, I knew what I wrote would get quoted. The way I had it originally written was worse.
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7168

cablecopulate wrote:

ha, I knew what I wrote would get quoted. The way I had it originally written was worse.
What could be worse?
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6783

Do I dare say it? Picz or it didn't happen (no itchy anus pics though plz).
NeXuS
Shock it till ya know it
+375|6812|Atlanta, Georgia
Go to the hospital. They will give you a steroid shot and benedryl tablets.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6435|London, England

Hmm the only allergies I know of are latex for me, and maybe some of these seasonal allergies, i think im starting to develop them, but no allergies to food. Sucks for you, if you were me you wouldn't have to worry about it because i never drink milk, hate the stuff. I assume its the soy you are allergic to? Milk allergy would be horrible
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cablecopulate
Member
+449|7208|Massachusetts.

PspRpg-7 wrote:

cablecopulate wrote:

ha, I knew what I wrote would get quoted. The way I had it originally written was worse.
What could be worse?
Oh, it was worse and sounded even gayer.

NeXuS4909 wrote:

Go to the hospital. They will give you a steroid shot and benedryl tablets.
i already took two of the benedryl pills. they sleepiness is starting to kick in so i am not going anywhere, if it gets worse overnight i'll go in though.
cablecopulate
Member
+449|7208|Massachusetts.

Mutantsteak wrote:

Hmm the only allergies I know of are latex for me, and maybe some of these seasonal allergies, i think im starting to develop them, but no allergies to food. Sucks for you, if you were me you wouldn't have to worry about it because i never drink milk, hate the stuff. I assume its the soy you are allergic to? Milk allergy would be horrible
yeah i am not allergic to milk or milk products, it must be the soy. it's funny, my girlfriend got me the soy chocolate milk because regular chocolate milk always gives me a stomach ache. she got this to try and it's got an even worse side effect. i am not meant to have chocolate milk. but it is so delicious.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6435|London, England

cablecopulate wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:

Hmm the only allergies I know of are latex for me, and maybe some of these seasonal allergies, i think im starting to develop them, but no allergies to food. Sucks for you, if you were me you wouldn't have to worry about it because i never drink milk, hate the stuff. I assume its the soy you are allergic to? Milk allergy would be horrible
yeah i am not allergic to milk or milk products, it must be the soy. it's funny, my girlfriend got me the soy chocolate milk because regular chocolate milk always gives me a stomach ache. she got this to try and it's got an even worse side effect. i am not meant to have chocolate milk. but it is so delicious.
Lactose intolerance and Allergies, thats funny, milk is terrible though I can't stand it. I had lactose intolerance at one point but eating so much cheese i might have developed a tolerance. OH and tell your girlfriend thanks a lot
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cablecopulate
Member
+449|7208|Massachusetts.
it's not really lactose intolerance, i have milk all the time (cereal for the win!). there's just something about chocolate milk that doesn't sit well. i think it's the chocolate and milk. i really don't know, but if i have regular milk i have no issues.
No/Yes
Member
+14|6413|California, USA

allergy wrote:

hai
thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6801|teh alien spaceshit
When I drink milk, I get gas.

Alot of gas.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6435|London, England

thtthht wrote:

When I drink milk, I get gas.

Alot of gas.
don't care
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thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6801|teh alien spaceshit

Mutantsteak wrote:

thtthht wrote:

When I drink milk, I get gas.

Alot of gas.
don't care
wait, is that considered allergy?
Cuz it really smells bad.
I mean bad.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6783

thtthht wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:

thtthht wrote:

When I drink milk, I get gas.

Alot of gas.
don't care
wait, is that considered allergy?
Cuz it really smells bad.
I mean bad.
Lactose intolerant most likely.
Zombie_Affair
Amputee's...BOOP
+78|6286|Fattest Country in the world.
/inb44chanwollsmoth

Allergies suck, get well soon.

Last edited by Zombie_Affair (2008-06-03 01:18:18)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7144|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

cablecopulate wrote:

So I found out tonight I have a food allergy. I took about two sips of soy chocolate milk, and then a few minutes later my palms got insanely itchy. Then I got itchy all over. Then my throat got a little sore and uncomfortable. It kept getting worse and now it's swollen and I can't swallow very well. My lips are itchy, too. Why can't I be itchy in a normal place, like my arm, head or anus? No, it's got to be weird places like my palms and lips. Benedryl to my rescue.
Piriton might help but not as much as a doctor.
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6757|eng

Zombie_Affair wrote:

/inb44chanwollsmoth

Allergies suck, get well soon.
https://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j156/TankerPWNS/1195038854679.jpg[

I couldn't not.

And sux2bcable. I don't have any allergies to anything. It rox.
#rekt
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6934|A W S M F O X

No/Yes wrote:

allergy wrote:

hai
cablecopulate
Member
+449|7208|Massachusetts.
Shit's gay, fireal.
Guy.Buddy.Friend
coks
+71|6337

PspRpg-7 wrote:

cablecopulate wrote:

ha, I knew what I wrote would get quoted. The way I had it originally written was worse.
What could be worse?

cablecopulate wrote:

So I found out tonight I'm gay. I took about two sips of soy chocolate milk, and then a few minutes later my palms got insanely sweaty. Then I got horny all over, and lunged at my male room mate. We had a little sucky sucky, then my throat got a little sore and uncomfortable. It kept getting worse and now it's swollen and I can't swallow very well. My lips are itchy, too. I think I have an STD. Why can't I be itchy in a normal place, like my anus, or where my pubic lice are? No, it's got to be weird places like my palms and lips. Baby lotion to my rescue.

Last edited by Guy.Buddy.Friend (2008-06-03 16:18:17)

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