You just dont see these moments anymore.

2008-06-03 02:03:01

#1

latinolink: plop plop flop flop; +11|6916|west liberty IA

So I was playing on the TBU sever on Special Forces which runs a 24/7 inf only ghost town. So i was commanding and out of nowhere one of the
squad leaders started talking to me with a very serious voice asking for a arty so at first i was laughing he ask me "what's so funny?" so i told I can't then he said "Why the fuck not?" "i laugh and told him "there is no arty in infantry only" he just stop talking and started complaining right on the chat in "Shy isn't there arty?" So everybody ended up telling him that to keep it balance, but man was he freaking out he started an arguing with the other
team's top guy saying his KD was a hacker KD.
Anyways that my story

I was just wondering if anyone has met some just as or even more retarted then this guy?

2008-06-03 03:03:57

#2

Sup3r_Dr4gon: Boat sig is not there anymore; +214|6586|Australia

Once on IO Karkand I met someone of similar noobishness. There were about 6 people per side, and this guy (I'll refer to him as ubernub) got the commender spot. He runs out and hides in the alley just north of hotel. And does nothing. No UAV, no spots, nothing. I think "Great, he's gone AFK" when suddenly this message pops up on screen:

"How do I open my command screen?"

SomeRandom has initiated a mutiny vote against commander ubernub.
4 votes for mutiny against ubernub, 4 votes needed.
ubernub is no longer Commander of the MEC team.

All in the space of 3 seconds. It is the only time I can recall off the top of my head when a mutiny vote actually passed.

2008-06-03 03:15:46

#3

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6722|A W S M F O X

Lol, I always ask for arty and vehicle drops in IO, and start kicks against commanders who say no.

And ask them in voip.

And insult them in voip.

And spam them in voip.

2008-06-03 03:24:35

#4

loop eneg: Banned; +51|6076|Crossroads, Barrens, Dreamaul

AWSMFOX wrote:
Lol, I always ask for arty and vehicle drops in IO, and start kicks against commanders who say no.

And ask them in voip.

And insult them in voip.

And spam them in voip.

ROFL THAT REMINDS ME. Me and one of my mates were playing BF2 on jellybad, and he applies for commander and I'm like "wtf u doin come medic with me" and hes like "m8s but". Next thing I hear is the commander going on voip "Ok, today we're going to go through how to bake our very own pancakes". The next 20 minutes consisted of him reading instructions on 10 different methods of making pancakes out of a cook book.

2008-06-03 03:32:30

#5

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6545|eng

I always spot vehicles and shit in I/O, especially jets and helicopters, so i'm just walking through Karkand spotting shit and all the knubz around me start looking up in the sky and shit. I always ask the commander for arty at least three times a round, and I like Mutinies against them. When Myke and I were playing, he voted Mutiny like 6 times in the round.

Also, I always spot claymores as boats.

#rekt

2008-06-03 03:34:48

#6

100% Irishpride: Banned; +81|6418|Dublin

GROFL XD, I love such times....

2008-06-03 03:48:43

#7

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6722|A W S M F O X

Also: anyone who doesnt follow my orders when Im commander I declare high treason and TK them.

2008-06-03 03:51:14

#8

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6748|Gogledd Cymru

loop eneg wrote:
AWSMFOX wrote:
Lol, I always ask for arty and vehicle drops in IO, and start kicks against commanders who say no.

And ask them in voip.

And insult them in voip.

And spam them in voip.
ROFL THAT REMINDS ME. Me and one of my mates were playing BF2 on jellybad, and he applies for commander and I'm like "wtf u doin come medic with me" and hes like "m8s but". Next thing I hear is the commander going on voip "Ok, today we're going to go through how to bake our very own pancakes". The next 20 minutes consisted of him reading instructions on 10 different methods of making pancakes out of a cook book.

Some /b/tard played a homosexual sonic fan fiction yesterday on TF2, pretty funny cos alltalk was on.

2008-06-03 03:51:21

#9

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6545|eng

AWSMFOX wrote:
Also: anyone who doesnt follow my orders when Im commander I declare high treason and TK them.

LOL.

Yesterday I had the fucking dopiest squad leader ever, was called westviperhungary, he sucked so hard. I was sniping with the L85 in one of the houses at the Gatehouse bridge, and I got headshotted. He was standing on top of me as a medic, and didn't do anything. Fuck it pisses me off when people do that. So I promptly spawned on him and Tked him and the entire 4 man squad.

#rekt

2008-06-03 05:09:35

#10

Hakei: Banned; +295|6254

I remember being 50:0 in the F35, owning all the J10 noobs who couldn't leave the spawn point, about to break my kill streak, then suddenly BANG. I hit our UAV.

I actually raged at the commander for a good thirty seconds, calling him a noob for putting up a UAV.

2008-06-03 05:19:51

#11

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|6912|pimelteror.de

i love the guys who spawn at the gas station on karkand and wait for a tank - when the servers name is karkand infantry only

2008-06-03 07:09:03

#12

Guy.Buddy.Friend: coks; +71|6125

Good post, but please grammar check your post. Every time I read it, the word "TROLL" goes screaming through my mind. tank yew <3

2008-06-03 07:48:27

#13

HSG: Member; +23|6733|British Columbia, Canada

AWSMFOX wrote:
Lol, I always ask for arty and vehicle drops in IO, and start kicks against commanders who say no.

And ask them in voip.

And insult them in voip.

And spam them in voip.

2008-06-03 08:32:33

#14

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6415|Vancouver | Canada

Nice to see the community is still so helpful to newer players.

2008-06-03 09:37:35

#15

Perv3rt: Lookin' through your Window; +193|6499|Man Diego

loop eneg wrote:
ROFL THAT REMINDS ME. Me and one of my mates were playing BF2 on jellybad, and he applies for commander and I'm like "wtf u doin come medic with me" and hes like "m8s but". Next thing I hear is the commander going on voip "Ok, today we're going to go through how to bake our very own pancakes". The next 20 minutes consisted of him reading instructions on 10 different methods of making pancakes out of a cook book.

That is when you mute the commander, unless of course you are busy writing down some new recipes for flapjacks.

2008-06-03 12:38:59

#16

aimless: Member; +166|6384|Texas

Hakei wrote:
I remember being 50:0 in the F35, owning all the J10 noobs who couldn't leave the spawn point, about to break my kill streak, then suddenly BANG. I hit our UAV.

I actually raged at the commander for a good thirty seconds, calling him a noob for putting up a UAV.

This has happened to me many times, in a match too

2008-06-03 12:41:49

#17

chittydog: less busy; +586|7094|Kubra, Damn it!

latinolink wrote:
So I was playing on the TBU sever on Special Forces which runs a 24/7 inf only ghost town. So i was commanding and out of nowhere one of the
squad leaders started talking to me with a very serious voice asking for a arty so at first i was laughing he ask me "what's so funny?" so i told I can't then he said "Why the fuck not?" "i laugh and told him "there is no arty in infantry only" he just stop talking and started complaining right on the chat in "Shy isn't there arty?" So everybody ended up telling him that to keep it balance, but man was he freaking out he started an arguing with the other
team's top guy saying his KD was a hacker KD.
Anyways that my story

I was just wondering if anyone has met some just as or even more retarted then this guy?

Yep, this guy.

AWSMFOX wrote:
Lol, I always ask for arty and vehicle drops in IO, and start kicks against commanders who say no.

And ask them in voip.

And insult them in voip.

And spam them in voip.

2008-06-03 14:52:31

#18

l41e: Member; +677|6907

This one time

I shot someone

On the other team.

Fucking unusual, eh? (or so it would seem from this thread.)

2008-06-03 15:33:03

#19

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6407|San Antonio, Texas

k30dxedle wrote:
This one time

I shot someone

On the other team.

Fucking unusual, eh? (or so it would seem from this thread.)

Oh no you didn't!

2008-06-03 15:47:11

#20

WasteGate: Member; +4|6067|Australia

was in a sharqi 24/7 server, as USMC, headed over to the outskirts to camp (dog act i know lol), and my squad leader scream at everyone to get on the flag?!?!?!?!

Im like dude, you cant its uncappable, see the diagonal line? He argues, and tries to convince me that he capped it the last round...
I just LOLd through VOiP for the rest of the round!!

god, some ppl eh?

2008-06-04 03:33:29

#21

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6450|Roma

I once played the whole Spice Girls Album over Commander VOIP on a full 64-man server.
Interesting how many people don't know how to mute.

Last edited by PrivateVendetta (2008-06-04 03:35:17)

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png

2008-06-04 10:28:03

#22

G.Cronin: ĆѳŗėFцśюn; +24|6450|Contae Chorcaí | Éire

This reminds me, I played an I/O server before and a complete and utter noob stop shooting and said "How do i leave the server?" LOL everyone in the server laughed for the rest of the round! I dont actually remember him leaving at all.

2008-06-05 08:56:55

#23

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd: Member; +169|7005|Mexico City

PrivateVendetta wrote:
I once played the whole Spice Girls Album over Commander VOIP on a full 64-man server.
Interesting how many people don't know how to mute.

LOL
spice girls > BF2
+1

Last edited by Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd (2008-06-05 08:57:15)

2008-06-07 04:33:52

#24

[Fin]Dami3n: something else; +53|6480|Finland

Sup3r_Dr4gon wrote:
Once on IO Karkand I met someone of similar noobishness. There were about 6 people per side, and this guy (I'll refer to him as ubernub) got the commender spot. He runs out and hides in the alley just north of hotel. And does nothing. No UAV, no spots, nothing. I think "Great, he's gone AFK" when suddenly this message pops up on screen:

"How do I open my command screen?"

SomeRandom has initiated a mutiny vote against commander ubernub.
4 votes for mutiny against ubernub, 4 votes needed.
ubernub is no longer Commander of the MEC team.

All in the space of 3 seconds. It is the only time I can recall off the top of my head when a mutiny vote actually passed.

Lol mutiny vote reminds me from this

https://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7356/screen046ad9.png

Last edited by [Fin]Dami3n (2008-06-07 04:35:08)

2008-06-07 04:57:44

#25

MrCookie: good times; +31|6256|In a wheelchair.

Cyrax-Sektor wrote:
k30dxedle wrote:
This one time

I shot someone

On the other team.

Fucking unusual, eh? (or so it would seem from this thread.)
Oh no you didn't!

i say: BAN HIM!!! SUE HIM!!! ASSASINATE HIM!!!!

just my opinion

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AWSMFOX wrote:

loop eneg wrote:

AWSMFOX wrote:

AWSMFOX wrote:

AWSMFOX wrote:

loop eneg wrote:

Hakei wrote:

latinolink wrote:

AWSMFOX wrote:

k30dxedle wrote:

PrivateVendetta wrote:

Sup3r_Dr4gon wrote:

Cyrax-Sektor wrote:

k30dxedle wrote:

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