this girl at my work...

2008-06-03 13:16:28

#1

i g: Banned; +876|6300|GA

has the word SPERMICIDE tattooed on her wrist! i just noticed it today and asked her what it was because she always has a watch covering it. she shamefully told me, and it was one of the most awkward moments of my life. this girl is 28, but she looks like she's 19. she's pretty weird; i think she was dropped on the head or molested as a child. her explanation was that she got it when she was 18 when she was still young and dumb. she said she used to hate guys... why the fuck would you get a SPERMICIDE tat if you hate guys? i'm still loling tbh.

don't ask for pics because i couldn't bring myself to do that.

2008-06-03 13:17:47

#2

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7005|Mountains of NC

well then tell her to post some pics

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-06-03 13:21:08

#3

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7069

Spermicide is like STD/STI Protection right?

Birth control sort of :s

2008-06-03 13:22:30

#4

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6398|Washington DC

Maybe it's like, her serial killer nickname. She lures men into bed, then chops off their dicks and nuts - thus effectively killing their sperm (and their chances of creating sperm).

2008-06-03 13:23:46

#5

Mystline: Banned; +38|6556|United States

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
don't ask for pics because i couldn't bring myself to do that.

2008-06-03 13:24:34

#6

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6900|cuntshitlake

Hit it.

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2008-06-03 13:24:59

#7

i g: Banned; +876|6300|GA

DeathUnlimited wrote:
Hit it.

HurricaИe wrote:
Maybe it's like, her serial killer nickname. She lures men into bed, then chops off their dicks and nuts - thus effectively killing their sperm (and their chances of creating sperm).

2008-06-03 13:33:15

#8

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6900|cuntshitlake

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
DeathUnlimited wrote:
Hit it.
HurricaИe wrote:
Maybe it's like, her serial killer nickname. She lures men into bed, then chops off their dicks and nuts - thus effectively killing their sperm (and their chances of creating sperm).

https://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/04/freecandy2.jpg

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2008-06-03 13:37:21

#9

SenorToenails: Veritas et Scientia; +444|6566|North Tonawanda, NY

Gooners wrote:
Spermicide is like STD/STI Protection right?

Birth control sort of :s

Spermicide can help prevent pregnancy (by killing sperm). By itself, it does nothing to prevent STDs.

2008-06-03 13:57:05

#10

i g: Banned; +876|6300|GA

i have come to the conlcusion that...

men = sperm
spermicide = kill sperm
kill sperm = kill men

damn im a fucking genius

2008-06-03 13:59:24

#11

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|7132|NJ

OH I thought it would mean her hand acted as spermicide and instead of having sex she'd jerk dudes off?

2008-06-03 14:01:29

#12

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6709

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
i have come to the conlcusion that...

men = sperm
spermicide = kill sperm
kill sperm = kill men

damn im a fucking genius

bang with protection.

https://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5900/0601081833zn1.jpg

2008-06-03 14:04:43

#13

i g: Banned; +876|6300|GA

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
i have come to the conlcusion that...

men = sperm
spermicide = kill sperm
kill sperm = kill men

damn im a fucking genius
bang with protection.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5900 … 833zn1.jpg

https://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7667/pdrm0080cq7.jpg

2008-06-03 14:06:15

#14

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6398|Washington DC

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
i have come to the conlcusion that...

men = sperm
spermicide = kill sperm
kill sperm = kill men

damn im a fucking genius
bang with protection.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5900 … 833zn1.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7667/pdrm0080cq7.jpg

We'd like to have a word with you, Ben.

2008-06-03 14:07:42

#15

i g: Banned; +876|6300|GA

HurricaИe wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

bang with protection.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5900 … 833zn1.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7667/pdrm0080cq7.jpg
We'd like to have a word with you, Ben.

zomg u know my rl name

2008-06-03 14:08:45

#16

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6974|Long Island, New York

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7667/pdrm0080cq7.jpg
We'd like to have a word with you, Ben.
zomg u know my rl name

No, I do.

It's chip.

You chocolate beast you.

2008-06-03 14:09:56

#17

i g: Banned; +876|6300|GA

Poseidon wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
We'd like to have a word with you, Ben.
zomg u know my rl name
No, I do.

It's chip.

You chocolate beast you.

ban for rl hacks please

2008-06-03 14:10:21

#18

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6762|England

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
i have come to the conlcusion that...

men = sperm
spermicide = kill sperm
kill sperm = kill men

damn im a fucking genius
bang with protection.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5900 … 833zn1.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7667/pdrm0080cq7.jpg

Whale oil beef hooked.

http://soundcloud.com/csanva

2008-06-03 14:13:49

#19

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|7132|NJ

You should get a tattoo on your wrist that says "if I can get my hand this deep, we're not having sex"

2008-06-03 14:19:27

#20

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|6369|United States

i heard of some girl who had a ruler tatooed of her upper inner thigh

2008-06-03 14:21:33

#21

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6569|Carnoustie, Scotland

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
i have come to the conlcusion that...

men = sperm
spermicide = kill sperm
kill sperm = kill men

damn im a fucking genius
bang with protection.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5900 … 833zn1.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7667/pdrm0080cq7.jpg

Is the G3 semi or full auto?

EDIT: What's the yellowish rifle?

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-06-03 14:22:15)

2008-06-03 14:25:05

#22

l41e: Member; +677|7085

It's an HK41 or HK91 or something (semiautomatic US-export version with no flash suppressor).

The airsoft gun Metal posted, on the other hand, won't get you much except a word with the police. Quite a few words with the police.

2008-06-03 14:25:06

#23

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7127|Devon, England

argo4 wrote:
i heard of some girl who had a ruler tatooed of her upper inner thigh

Aha ha ha

2008-06-03 14:26:59

#24

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6569|Carnoustie, Scotland

k30dxedle wrote:
It's an HK41 or HK91 or something (semiautomatic US-export version with no flash suppressor).

The airsoft gun Metal posted, on the other hand, won't get you much except a word with the police. Quite a few words with the police.

Awsm.

Yeah, I've got a few airsoft guns upstairs, G36C and a G19.

2008-06-03 14:28:59

#25

i g: Banned; +876|6300|GA

Funky_Finny wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

bang with protection.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5900 … 833zn1.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7667/pdrm0080cq7.jpg
Is the G3 semi or full auto?

EDIT: What's the yellowish rifle?

semi lol
the yellow one is an sks

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