Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
semi
Semi, geddit?
Srs: A full auto G3 would be rather fun tbh.
What's the law against full auto assualt rifles?
Semi, geddit?
Srs: A full auto G3 would be rather fun tbh.
What's the law against full auto assualt rifles?
you have to have a special license. ask sere or parker; they know more than me.Funky_Finny wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
semi
Semi, geddit?
Srs: A full auto G3 would be rather fun tbh.
What's the law against full auto assualt rifles?
kEye-GiZzLe wrote:
you have to have a special license. ask sere or parker; they know more than me.Funky_Finny wrote:
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
semi
Semi, geddit?
Srs: A full auto G3 would be rather fun tbh.
What's the law against full auto assault rifles?
my MK23 is legit yo
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
why did/does she hate cock?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
m3thod wrote:
why did/does she hate cock?
Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
she's pretty weird; i think she was dropped on the head or molested as a child
yeah that what your warped and perveted brain thinks get the facts man!Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
m3thod wrote:
why did/does she hate cock?Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
she's pretty weird; i think she was dropped on the head or molested as a child
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
hey felicia, were you raped/molested as a child?m3thod wrote:
yeah that what your warped and perveted brain thinks get the facts man!Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
m3thod wrote:
why did/does she hate cock?Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
she's pretty weird; i think she was dropped on the head or molested as a child
Where do you live?Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7667/pdrm0080cq7.jpgMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
bang with protection.Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
i have come to the conlcusion that...
men = sperm
spermicide = kill sperm
kill sperm = kill men
damn im a fucking genius
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5900 … 833zn1.jpg
i dunno lolthtthht wrote:
Where do you live?
georgia, usa
Last edited by Eye-GiZzLe (2008-06-03 14:53:53)
Hi there Felicia i hope you are well. I wonder if would be so kind to inform me the reason to why you have 'spermicide' tatotoed on your wrist? What can i say, I am somewhat intrigued and don't have anything better to do for the next 2 minutes or so.Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
hey felicia, were you raped/molested as a child?m3thod wrote:
yeah that what your warped and perveted brain thinks get the facts man!Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
There you go, grunt at her and point at your monitor.
Last edited by m3thod (2008-06-03 15:10:25)
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
ha, that's exactly how someone at my work talks...he creeps the shit out of everyonem3thod wrote:
Hi there Felicia i hope you are well. I wonder if would be so kind to inform me the reason to why you have 'spermicide' tatotoed on your wrist? What can i say, I am somewhat intrigued and don't anything better to do for the next 2 minutes or so.Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
hey felicia, were you raped/molested as a child?m3thod wrote:
yeah that what your warped and perveted brain thinks get the facts man!
There you go, grunt at her and point at your monitor.
Oh and she said Use To hate men?? that might be an in, is she hot?
Is she hot?
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral:
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral:
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!
sexually abused most likely, bummer.
csmag wrote:
Is she hot?
she's weird man. she looks ok, but her weirdness nullifies it. like every time you walk by her she says sorry and is all shy. she is too skinny and has no ass, but she has a nice rack.
I'd probably hit it.
I knew a girl who had the words "cum dumptser" tattooed on the inside of her lower lip
yeah i mean i guess i would. i'll get a pic tomorrow.cablecopulate wrote:
I'd probably hit it.
inb4aidsGod Save the Queen wrote:
I knew a girl who had the words "cum dumptser" tattooed on the inside of her lower lip
or after??????????
Last edited by Eye-GiZzLe (2008-06-03 16:01:27)
didnt know her too much. my room mate is an artist at a tattoo parlor. he tatted her up. she showed us her cum dumpster tat. she was a porno actress.
Last edited by God Save the Queen (2008-06-03 16:14:42)
And probably them.HurricaИe wrote:
Maybe it's like, her serial killer nickname. She lures men into bed, then chops off their dicks and nuts - thus effectively killing their sperm (and their chances of creating sperm).
holy fuck!Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7667/pdrm0080cq7.jpgMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
bang with protection.Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
i have come to the conlcusion that...
men = sperm
spermicide = kill sperm
kill sperm = kill men
damn im a fucking genius
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5900 … 833zn1.jpg
SPERMICIDE is probably the name of her first born but hasn't got the guts to say so.