Atheists caught having sex in church

2008-06-04 16:01:11

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blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7115

A man and a woman have been charged by police in Italy after they were found having sex in a confession box, it was reported Wednesday.

The Italian ANSA news agency said the young man and woman were taken into custody by police in the northern city of Cesena following a telephone complaint from a man attending morning Mass in the city's cathedral.

Authorities were alerted after a parishoner heard "rustling and groaning" coming from inside the confession box and pulled back the curtains to reveal a goth-rock couple engaged in oral sex, ANSA said.

The agency said the pair -- a 31-year-old laborer and a 32-year-old teacher -- defended their conduct saying: "We are atheists and for us, having sex in church is like doing it any other place."

However, Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi of Cesena-Sarsina took said the couple's behavior was "an outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor."

He added that a special ceremony would be held to purify the confession box.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/06 … edral.sex/

2008-06-04 16:02:20

#2

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7038|NYC / Hamburg

fuck yeah

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2008-06-04 16:02:24

#3

i g: Banned; +876|6334|GA

blademaster wrote:
a goth-rock couple engaged in oral sex

lulz

max wrote:
fuck yeah

Funky_Finny wrote:
It's like Eurotrip all over again.

scotty doesn't know

i fucking love that movie for some weird reason

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2008-06-04 16:02:34

#4

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6603|Carnoustie, Scotland

It's like Eurotrip all over again.

2008-06-04 16:04:21

#5

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6934|Tyne & Wear, England

The priest was jerking off on the other side.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-06-04 16:05:34

#6

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7091|London, England

lol

Although in fairness, just because you're an Athiest, doesn't mean you can go in there and start preaching your Athenism or w/e, cos then you're just as bad as the religion

2008-06-04 16:06:07

#7

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6916|The Land of Scott Walker

Goth rock couple? Hmmmm, never heard of that. Perhaps they had their guitars with them?

2008-06-04 16:07:05

#8

r'Eeee: That's how I roll, BITCH!; +311|6919

blademaster wrote:
"We are atheists and for us, having sex in church is like doing it any other place."

So? Assholes. That what the bed is used for, other than sleeping.

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2008-06-04 16:10:21

#9

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6916|The Land of Scott Walker

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
lol

Although in fairness, just because you're an Athiest, doesn't mean you can go in there and start preaching your Athenism or w/e, cos then you're just as bad as the religion

In general, public places are off limits for sexy time and such. If they had been doing that in a changing room in a retail store they could've gotten thrown out, too.

PS They do realize that God created sex, yes?

2008-06-04 16:44:25

#10

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6794|New Haven, CT

How fucking pathetic.

2008-06-04 17:10:57

#11

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6916|The Land of Scott Walker

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
Stingray24 wrote:
God created sex
i love you man, but seriously, keep that to yourself...or dst

Then the OP shouldn't be posted here. Guess my joke failed. My assumption is that they wanted to do it in a church, thinking they'd be thumbing their nose at God, hence adding thrill of being naughty.

2008-06-04 17:13:14

#12

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7008|Long Island, New York

Kinky.

I guess..

They should've done it in a mosque though...then they'd have like 30,000 fatwas against them by the end of tomorrow.

2008-06-04 17:39:47

#13

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7176

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
lol

Although in fairness, just because you're an Athiest, doesn't mean you can go in there and start preaching your Athenism or w/e, cos then you're just as bad as the religion

That is the definition of atheism. Agnostics are the ones who don't recruit.

2008-06-04 17:43:12

#14

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|7020|CH/BR - in UK

lol - stupid, but funny nonetheless. I hate religious people who are in your face as much as I do non-religious people. They should go fuck themselves - just somewhere else.

-konfusion

2008-06-04 17:56:37

#15

Home: Section.80; +447|7318|Seattle, Washington, USA

Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
lol

Although in fairness, just because you're an Athiest, doesn't mean you can go in there and start preaching your Athenism or w/e, cos then you're just as bad as the religion
That is the definition of atheism. Agnostics are the ones who don't recruit.

Haha, what dictionary are you using?

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