blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7116
There are plenty of strange products out there, and they all need a publicist. This morning, I got in to the office and was greeted by a message from a sleepy- sounding woman calling about Drank "the anti-energy drink we're calling the extreme relaxation beverage."

Isn't that already covered by a little thing called wine? No? This was too good to pass up, so I gave a call back.

Turns out, this is a carbonated, grape-flavored beverage spiked with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips. Apparently it is "very, very popular in Houston," and it's sold throughout the south in liquor and convenience stores.

So, does it make you sleepy? I asked the publicist. Yes, and she hears it's good with vodka. Oh, something that makes it more likely I'll fall asleep while drinking? Excellent.

What, you might wonder, was the creator thinking? I'm glad you asked. He was thinking of the hip hop community. Direct from the press release:

    From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind.

The drink's tagline is "slow your roll." So if that's something you need to do, keep your eye out. Drank will be hitting stores in New York soon.

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i g
Banned
+876|6334|GA



ima hafta get me sum o dat shit knawmean

Last edited by Eye-GiZzLe (2008-06-04 15:28:39)

Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7212|FUCK UBISOFT

Buy you a drank?

new meaning to the phrase.
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7091|London, England
is dat sum purple drank
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6761|Éire
What will they think of next?
i g
Banned
+876|6334|GA

Miggle wrote:

Buy you a drank?

new meaning to the phrase.
sigh...

tpain is a faggot. drank is supposed to be codeine syrup (sizzurp).
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7142|UK

Braddock wrote:

What will they think of next?
anti mooslim drink? bacon flavored beverage! yummy.

Last edited by m3thod (2008-06-04 15:33:04)

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7116

m3thod wrote:

Braddock wrote:

What will they think of next?
anti mooslim drink? bacon flavored beverage! yummy.
rolf at the anit mooslem drink hehehe it will make u go berserk
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6761|Éire

m3thod wrote:

Braddock wrote:

What will they think of next?
anti mooslim drink? bacon flavored beverage! yummy.
That actually sounds kind of nice!
i g
Banned
+876|6334|GA

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

is dat sum purple drank


i want that purple stuff!!!
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6432|Washington DC
it's like bix nood in a can

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-06-04 15:35:31)

iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|7016
Melatonin and valerian root are both shit and make you feel like it. Might as well drink diarrhea.
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Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6700|NSW, Australia

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i just had to do it

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