I liked the one where the guy dove over the desks at the other dude and started beating the shit out of him. The other guys were like: "Whatever, dude"
I almost got in a fight at a sandwich shop before with someone before. I was working and the other guy was a co-worker. I did also tell my assistant manager to fuck off and hung up on him at one point. Quit the same day. He actually called back and I was like, "What the hell do you want?" Him: "Nothing, just to tell you to fuck off." CLICK. Amateur. Found out that guy got busted a year later for statutory rape with a cashier there. That was all at the same job, btw. Interesting place, that was.