"may your hats fly as high as your dreams" - michael scott
I think that one's prety good actually."Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man.'"
I love those "funniest Answers to test questions" too. Paticularly that one where the guy is asked to expand an equasion:

I did this once in a maths test before seeing this on the net - strangely enough my name is also Peter. I don't think this is mine though, (the writing is too neat.)
[Blinking eyes thing]
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