Attn: Friend

2008-06-11 18:46:09

#1

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6984|Montucky

Today, I received this email on my job computer. I'd like some creative responses for this, just because my goal in life is to annoy people, like I do with telemarketers that call my house during the evening.

FROM: THE DESK OF REV. ERIC GREEN,
WEST AFRICAN MONETARY COUNCIL (W.A.M.C)
24 WEST AVE ACCRA GHANA.
Email: wmonetarycouncil@yahoo.com
9TH JUNE 2008.

Attn: Friend ,

I am Rev. Eric Green.I am the Director of the West African Monetary Council.Due to the illegal operations of fraudsters in this country Ghana,West Africa,Africa and the entire world,this agency had set up a Task Force in collaboration with the United Nation and the government of Ghana,that made several seizures of consignments that contain funds,lottery funds,Gold and Diamond,Inheritance fund in the Bank, valued over millions of US Dollars which are presently awaiting shipment and transfer to their different destinations overseas.

And while going through our files of "listed unclaimed/seized consignments that contain funds,lottery funds,Gold and Diamond,Inheritance fund in the Bank",my staff found a Documents bearing your Full Names and Address, which has been seized from a group of fraudsters .And I strongly believe that you have been dupe by this fraudster from either GHANA,Africa,mostly from Nigerians and other part of the world using Ghana as the root of their escape.The Task Force officials arrested a diplomat/Bank officials from some of this Banks who engage in this illegal activities, sent by Barrister Otabill so claim on his way to KOTOKA INTERNATIONAL AIR-PORT,ACCRA.GHANA pulling your consignments which contain Millions of dollars and (Gold) out from the country for there own selfish interest.We have also arrested some Bank officials who also engage in this act as well.

In my capacity as the Director of the West African Monetary Council,I am prepared to help you get your consignments that contain funds,lottery funds,Gold and Diamond,Inheritance fund in the Bank safely to you in your Country as even my agency is tired of keeping these consignments/funds in our Ware-house at the KOTOKA International Airport,Accra,Ghana.You are required to confirm the below following to this agency.

For proper identification,confirmation,verification/release and delivery,please send the following:
1) First three pages of your international passport or Driver's license,
2) Your Full Name , Home/Office Address,
3) Your Phone/Fax Numbers,
4) Your Occupation/Age,
5) An eight-letter PASSWORD that will be known only between you and this agency,and which will be used in a security check while your consignment is being delivered to you.
6) Identify the type of transaction you have done with this fraudsters.
7) How much was involved in your transaction with this fruadsters.

At the receipt of the above-mentioned,i will verify with our own record,If the information you have forwarded to me correspond with the information i have on my record i will get back to you, and I will order for the immediate discharge and shipment of your consignment(FUND) or Transfer of your fund from the KOTOKA International Airport to you.And this is why your PASSWORD is of UTMOST IMPORTANCE.If you have ever done any business that you have not also gotten the result of the transaction you are not left behind in this vital information.

I look forward to your immediate response.
For any additional comments or clarifications,please do not hesitate to send an immediate mail to me at this address: wmonetarycouncil@yahoo.com, from MONDAY - SATURDAY .

My Best Regards,
Rev. Eric Green
Director in charge
West African Monetary Council(W.A.M.C).

This is what I'm thinking.

Attn: Friend,

The information you requested for identification purposes is below,

1) Driver's License Number, m16a2203
2) Craven Morehead, 420 StiffWood Lane, Erpeville Idaho 95658
3) 888-867-5309
4) Car Salesman, 32
5) bf2forum
6) I setup up an account to have the proceeds from car sales placed in a savings account
7) Apparently a lot since I've invested over $290,000.00 (US)

If you're going to try to scam somebody in the U.S. at least make it half legitimate.

2008-06-11 18:48:16

#2

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6430|London, England

This isn't spam mail! Eric Green is srs bsns

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2008-06-11 18:50:33

#3

i g: Banned; +876|6329|GA

i get those all the time. probably not worth wasting your time.

2008-06-11 19:03:21

#4

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7150|United States of America

Use the same reply that other guy from BF2s did, although I can't remember who did it. They told the scammer they were an old woman named Ruth and had a picture of some old lady that had the scammer going for quite some time...must search.

EDIT: Found it.

Last edited by DesertFox- (2008-06-11 19:05:08)

2008-06-11 19:08:04

#5

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6934

1) DLN: 10ngc471210n9 [long cat is long]
2) Wayne Kare, 69 Chocolate Road Knutsak, New Jeresy
3) (555) 666-1337
4) 69 year old phone sex operator
5) roflmfao
6) Sold coke for blowjobs
7) $31337

2008-06-11 19:27:57

#6

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7308|Alberta, Canada

You can reply back, but it won't do anything.

2008-06-11 19:37:57

#7

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6614|San Antonio, Texas

You know, your eight-letter password, could be . . . PASSWORD. That'll teach them.

1) Three pages? Why don't you chop down half of the Amazon rainforest while you're at it.
2) Sir Rupert Coleman Doworthy Garfieldson. Get it wrong, and this deal is OFF! I've killed people for less. . . Home address: 777 La La Vegas, Circus Circus casino, room 137
3) Phone number: 1-***-7477-633 (note to Mr. Green, if that is your real name, 1-800-PISS-OFF, if you can't remember that, you're an idiot)
4) I occupy space on this planet, thanks for asking. I'm old enough to drink in certain countries.
5) 8-digit password: PASSWORD
6) Mail fraud
7) Lots of mail

That was fun. Add all of ours in one long e-mail and fill up their mail boxes. Care of BF2s.

P.S. Mister Green. Reverend Green. Could you at least pick a name from anywhere else besides a board game?

Last edited by Cyrax-Sektor (2008-06-11 19:39:12)

2008-06-12 01:11:46

#8

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7139|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I would ask for a photo of the good Rev Green.

I would ask for his bank account details and address etc so that as a thank you, you could deposit some money into his account.

Explain how your father works for the US Govt based in Ghana and he could pop round today to discuss the details within.

Explain that the money you could deposit in his account could be used to purchase a spell checker which also picks up bad punctuation.

Make sure you tell him "I look forward to hearing from you and acting on the information you provide".

2008-06-12 03:33:16

#9

Zombie_Affair: Amputee's...BOOP; +78|6281|Fattest Country in the world.

These are automated scripts. It pretty much won't matter what you write back, you will get a reply with a template where they just change your <name> <other things> to whatever you emailed them with. Serious details or just stuff full of lulz, it's all a waste of time. Have fun with it though I guess...

2008-06-12 03:50:31

#10

Shamrockoz: Is Mr.Awesome; +18|6395|Taking your pants

For:

S3v3N wrote:
7) How much was involved in your transaction with this fruadsters.

Put something like "How much u got?"

2008-06-12 04:39:09

#11

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6752|eng

1) My Drivers License No. is: ak101m16a2l0l0l0l0l
2) Sir Winnar Pwnalot III; App. 22A, Lower East Side, Karkand, IRAQ
3) 555-GAY-FUCK
4) I R PWNER OV No0BZ LOLOL and i'm 564.
5) LOLWATD:
6) Money Laundering
7) Exactly $6982765986897435928756692867

#rekt

2008-06-12 10:12:59

#12

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6814|Belfast

1) i dunno lol
2) hennoisawsm jnr -app 13 lvl 37 Westeren Sector, Karkand, Unspecifiedstan
3) 0800 ASS-HOLE
4) providing my wisdom to the Military, im 1337
5) AWSMLOOL
6) Trafficking yer Mum
7)$171739769264839274033295348203579247028430290348027529038

2008-06-12 10:18:27

#13

ShowMeTheMonkey: Member; +125|7168

Something along the lines of
Link removed -Mod.

2008-06-12 10:21:51

#14

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7093|UK

Replying to junk mail is usually a bad idea. It means they know you received it and will most likely send you more.

2008-06-12 10:24:32

#15

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7115

ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
Something along the lines of
Link removed -Mod-

Dude what the fuck... I assumed the site had change the content or something...

2008-06-12 10:28:10

#16

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6857|fåking denmark

ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
Something along the lines of
Link removed -Mod.

I shook.

2008-06-12 11:39:17

#17

csmag: Member; +92|6912|Canada

ghettoperson wrote:
ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
Something along the lines of
Link removed -Mod-
Dude what the fuck... I assumed the site had change the content or something...

Yep, thats why you don't hot link images folks.

2008-06-12 11:48:47

#18

l41e: Member; +677|7114

Correct all of the grammar and spelling and send it back with "D- Very poor. See me after class, Eric. " written in red at the top. Make sure to make fun of them for it, like, "United Nation? Only one?"

Last edited by k30dxedle (2008-06-12 11:49:20)

2008-06-12 12:19:19

#19

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7115

csmag wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
Something along the lines of
Link removed -Mod-
Dude what the fuck... I assumed the site had change the content or something...
Yep, thats why you don't hot link images folks.

He didn't hotlink, he just posted a link to a fairly well known shock website. I though it must have been sold to someone else who changed the content as I wouldn't have thought many people were stupid enough to post something like that on here. However apparently I was wrong on both accounts...

2008-06-12 12:59:54

#20

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6738

liquidat0r wrote:
Replying to junk mail is usually a bad idea. It means they know you received it and will most likely send you more.

qft...just ignore it.

2008-06-12 13:42:44

#21

MorbiD.ShoT: Stormin' through the party; +322|7062

That looks legit.

2008-06-30 19:31:04

#22

i g: Banned; +876|6329|GA

FROM THE DESK OF MR. WILLIE OBIANO
FIDELITY BANK NIGERIA PLC
2, KOFO ABAYOMI STREET ,
VICTORIA ISLAND LAGOS-NIGERIA
RC: 103002

Our Ref: FBN-0XX2/937/2008

Attention: Honorable Beneficiary,

IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION VALUED AT US$5.6 MILLION

It is my humble obligation to write you this letter as regards the authorization of your owed payment through our most respected financial institution (FIDELITY BANK PLC). I am Mr. Willie Obiano, The Director, Foreign Operations Department, Fidelity Bank Plc. The British Government in conjunction with US GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, AFRICAN UNION AND THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION on foreign payment matters has empowered my bank after much consultation and consideration to handle all foreign payments and release them to their appropriate beneficiaries.

As the newly appointed/accredited International Paying Bank, we have been instructed by the World Governing Bodies together with the Committee on International Debt Reconciliation Department to release your over due funds with immediate effect; with this exclusive Vide Transaction No.: WHA/EUR/202, Transfer Allocation No.: FBN/X44/701LN/WGB/GB, Password: 339331, Pin Code: 78569, Certificate of Merit No: 104, Release Code No: 0876; Immediate FBN Telex Confirmation No: -222568; Secret Code: XXTN014.Having received these vital payment numbers, you are instantly qualified to receive and confirm your payment with us within the next 48hrs.

Be informed that we have verified your payment file as directed to us and your name is next on the list of our outstanding fund beneficiaries to receive their payment before the end of this first term of the year 2008. Be advised that because of too many funds beneficiaries due for payment at this first quarter of the year, you are entitled to receive the sum of Five Million Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$5,600,000.00) only, as part payment so as to enable us pay other eligible beneficiaries. To facilitate with the process of this transaction, please kindly re-confirm the following information below:

1) Your full Name:
2) Your full Address:
3) Your Contact Telephone and Fax No.:
3) Your Profession, Age and Marital Status and
4) Any valid form of your Identification:

Upon our receipt of the above mentioned information, your payment will be processed and released to you without delays. Be also informed that you are required to discontinue further communication with any other person (s) or office so as to avoid disstortion of data, you are required to provide the above information to enable us get the final authorizations from the relevant offices for subsequent release of the payment to you.

Your prompt response to the above directive is highly imperative.

Yours truly,

Mr. Willie Obiano
The Director, Foreign Operations Department
Fidelity Bank Nigeria PLC
Direct Office Line: +234-80-7998-4413

2008-06-30 23:13:29

#23

Tetn1s: Member; +59|7107|Los Angeles

http://419eater.com/

i get my ideas from this website, on how to reply to bullshit emails like these

2008-07-01 00:28:38

#24

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6685|Phoenix, AZ

1927 wrote:
I would ask for a photo of the good Rev Green.

I would ask for his bank account details and address etc so that as a thank you, you could deposit some money into his account.

Explain how your father works for the US Govt based in Ghana and he could pop round today to discuss the details within.

Explain that the money you could deposit in his account could be used to purchase a spell checker which also picks up bad punctuation.

Make sure you tell him "I look forward to hearing from you and acting on the information you provide".

This is the best.

Do this. Now.

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