Today we got a cheap coal-grill, and I thought I'd try it out. Well, the damn thing won't do anything but burn for five minutes, and then fade out.
Anyone got any tips for lighting one of these?
Anyone got any tips for lighting one of these?

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP