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Adventures in Press Releases: The Anti-Energy Drink
Posted by Sarah DiGregorio at 10:49 AM, June 4, 2008

There are plenty of strange products out there, and they all need a publicist. This morning, I got in to the office and was greeted by a message from a sleepy- sounding woman calling about Drank "the anti-energy drink we're calling the extreme relaxation beverage."

Isn't that already covered by a little thing called wine? No? This was too good to pass up, so I gave a call back.

Turns out, this is a carbonated, grape-flavored beverage spiked with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips. Apparently it is "very, very popular in Houston," and it's sold throughout the south in liquor and convenience stores.

So, does it make you sleepy? I asked the publicist. Yes, and she hears it's good with vodka. Oh, something that makes it more likely I'll fall asleep while drinking? Excellent.

What, you might wonder, was the creator thinking? I'm glad you asked. He was thinking of the hip hop community. Direct from the press release:

    From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind.

The drink's tagline is "slow your roll." So if that's something you need to do, keep your eye out. Drank will be hitting stores in New York soon.

This is entirely copied and pasted from here http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkinthe … s_in_p.php I did it to save people from having to click on the link

Sounds like a good idea if you have trouble sleeping or trying to unwind after work.
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There's a slightly purple drank from Mountain Dew that's out, part of the whole DewMocracy thing.

ps: If you vote for a flavor, vote for Voltage... cause it's the most similar to Pepsi Blue
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Slow your roll. And without a toll, we don't get no rolls. Rules are rules I'm afraid.
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its popular in houston because thats a place where "sipping syrup" or, ingesting codien, is very popular.
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God Save the Queen wrote:

its popular in houston because thats a place where "sipping syrup" or, ingesting codien, is very popular.
im not a rookie, im a pro...methazine fiend

the real codeine syrup is good stuff. cough syrup is fucking retarded and disgusting.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=102510
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never had codiene.  I hear all it does is make you fall asleep.  Aint that how DJ screw died?
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God Save the Queen wrote:

never had codiene.  I hear all it does is make you fall asleep.  Aint that how DJ screw died?
it doesnt make me want to fall asleep. lortabs and stuff give me energy. it's a weird feeling i can't explain. feels nothing like cough syrup though. i would take opiates more, but they are super addictive, and i DO NOT want to go down that road. yeah dj screw died of codeine OD afaik.
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wensleydale8 wrote:

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Cheers for your amazing reply.
I think its quite a good idea I hope they ship to the U.K I want some grape draaank.

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