"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."
Alan Kent
Do we really need another one?
I plan on visiting Europe during this upcoming Christmas
Thats a problemFatherTed wrote:
I love France.
If you speak a little bit of French, they love you back.
This thread fails in so many ways. It just shows you know jackshit about France.
IT IS A FUCKING JOKE, GUYS!
If you guys are honestly taking this serious, STOP IT.
Here is how it breaks down:
- USA gets made fun of because we're all fat
- France gets made fun of because Paris is a bunch of liberal weenies
- The Brits get made fun of because they're all a country of ugly trolls (except the women)
- The Canadians get made fun of because they're goofy
- The Dutch get made fun of because they have drugs coming out of every bodily orifice
- The Germans get made fun of because of Hitler
- The Swiss get made fun of because of chocolate
- The Austrians get made fun of (now) because of the recent shit in Amstetten
- The Australians get made fun of because they're all a bunch of convicts
- The Kiwis get made fun of because they're all a bunch of sheep fuckers
I could go on and on about almost every single country on the planet. But what's the point? They're all stereotypical jokes to make fun of people and to have a laugh. Never intended to be serious. I've met some nice French people, but I've met a lot more rude ones. There's such an air of anti-foreignism it is a bit revolting, but in fact, that's mostly just mainland Europe in general. The French just catch more shit because much of their culture and public sentiment (note: PUBLIC, not individual) has been a bit high-nosed in the past 50 years. But it's a nice place, don't get me wrong. Once again - there are always nice people, but we always hear about the bad ones about anything more than the nice.
Geeze ... lay off. They were funny quotes and it's not intended to be serious in any way.
If you guys are honestly taking this serious, STOP IT.
Here is how it breaks down:
- USA gets made fun of because we're all fat
- France gets made fun of because Paris is a bunch of liberal weenies
- The Brits get made fun of because they're all a country of ugly trolls (except the women)
- The Canadians get made fun of because they're goofy
- The Dutch get made fun of because they have drugs coming out of every bodily orifice
- The Germans get made fun of because of Hitler
- The Swiss get made fun of because of chocolate
- The Austrians get made fun of (now) because of the recent shit in Amstetten
- The Australians get made fun of because they're all a bunch of convicts
- The Kiwis get made fun of because they're all a bunch of sheep fuckers
I could go on and on about almost every single country on the planet. But what's the point? They're all stereotypical jokes to make fun of people and to have a laugh. Never intended to be serious. I've met some nice French people, but I've met a lot more rude ones. There's such an air of anti-foreignism it is a bit revolting, but in fact, that's mostly just mainland Europe in general. The French just catch more shit because much of their culture and public sentiment (note: PUBLIC, not individual) has been a bit high-nosed in the past 50 years. But it's a nice place, don't get me wrong. Once again - there are always nice people, but we always hear about the bad ones about anything more than the nice.
Geeze ... lay off. They were funny quotes and it's not intended to be serious in any way.
and your post shows you have NO sense of humor whatsoever ... get off it, ok?FlemishHCmaniac wrote:
This thread fails in so many ways. It just shows you know jackshit about France.
Don't forget our tulips, cheese, wooden shoes & windmills!CapnNismo wrote:
- The Dutch get made fun of because they have drugs coming out of every bodily orifice.
Humor is subjective. Just because you think these halfwitted stereotypes are funny doesn't mean I should.CapnNismo wrote:
and your post shows you have NO sense of humor whatsoever ... get off it, ok?FlemishHCmaniac wrote:
This thread fails in so many ways. It just shows you know jackshit about France.
And the women.CapnNismo wrote:
Here is how it breaks down:
- USA gets made fun of because we're all fat
- France gets made fun of because Paris is a bunch of liberal weenies
- The Brits get made fun of because they're all a country of ugly trolls (except the women)
- The Canadians get made fun of because they're goofy
- The Dutch get made fun of because they have drugs coming out of every bodily orifice
- The Germans get made fun of because of Hitler
- The Swiss get made fun of because of chocolate
- The Austrians get made fun of (now) because of the recent shit in Amstetten
- The Australians get made fun of because they're all a bunch of convicts
- The Kiwis get made fun of because they're all a bunch of sheep fuckers
Elizabeth Hurley, dude, come on.
But sorry Berni, forgot about all that stuff. It all comes down to this: the moment you turn a stereotype into a joke, it loses its power to hurt.
But sorry Berni, forgot about all that stuff. It all comes down to this: the moment you turn a stereotype into a joke, it loses its power to hurt.
The only war the French would win would be a bra war.
I am part French and approve of this thread. I lol'ed
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Yup, same lolz here--you've got my permission, if you think it's worth anything.max wrote:
I am part French and approve of this thread. I lol'ed
Last edited by TSI (2008-06-19 08:59:48)
I like pie.
This whole thread was based around the fact that France didn't participate in Iraq. It's more of that than funny French steriotypes. That's what pissed me off. I mean, sometimes Americans can be so fucking stupid about things.
Here you are constantly laughing about Frances Military History. Yet, you're the ones bitching and complaining so much that they're not helping you take over Iraq. Who looks like more of a faggot now?
Fucking morons. Go eat your Freedom fries you dumb yanks.
except GS
and
sgtslutter
and some other guys
Here you are constantly laughing about Frances Military History. Yet, you're the ones bitching and complaining so much that they're not helping you take over Iraq. Who looks like more of a faggot now?
Fucking morons. Go eat your Freedom fries you dumb yanks.
except GS
and
sgtslutter
and some other guys
Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-06-19 09:35:25)
You know....
the French killed more Germans on the Concorde that in WWII
the French killed more Germans on the Concorde that in WWII
Fixed.CapnNismo wrote:
- USA gets made fun of because we're all fat
- France gets made fun of because they can't win wars
- The Brits get made fun of because they all drink tea and eat crumpets
- The Canadians get made fun of because they're goofy
- The Dutch get made fun of because they have drugs coming out of every bodily orifice
- The Germans get made fun of because of Hitler
- The Swiss get made fun of because they're the land of neutral
- The Austrians get made fun of (now) because of the recent shit in Amstetten
- The Australians get made fun of because they're all a bunch of convicts
- The Kiwis get made fun of because they're all a bunch of sheep fuckers
- The Scots get made fun of because all the men wear 'skirts'
srs fail post is srsMek-Stizzle wrote:
This whole thread was based around the fact that France didn't participate in Iraq. It's more of that than funny French steriotypes. That's what pissed me off. I mean, sometimes Americans can be so fucking stupid about things.
Here you are constantly laughing about Frances Military History. Yet, you're the ones bitching and complaining so much that they're not helping you take over Iraq. Who looks like more of a faggot now?
Fucking morons. Go eat your Freedom fries you dumb yanks.
except GS
and
sgtslutter
and some other guys
I love those twoSpIk3y wrote:
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
Norman Schwartzkopf.
French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
(AP), Paris, March 5, 2003
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.[/b]
Exactly... I didn't think people would be so sensitive. Just poking fun.CapnNismo wrote:
IT IS A FUCKING JOKE, GUYS!
If you guys are honestly taking this serious, STOP IT.
Geeze ... lay off. They were funny quotes and it's not intended to be serious in any way.
Plus, insult humor is the best there is... whether it be self-deprecating, against a religion, against a race, against a country, whatever, I always find it funniest. Could you imagine what comedy would be like if everyone were as tightly strung as some are?
the funny thing is that only the non-french members care while the (part) french members don't careSpIk3y wrote:
Exactly... I didn't think people would be so sensitive. Just poking fun.CapnNismo wrote:
IT IS A FUCKING JOKE, GUYS!
If you guys are honestly taking this serious, STOP IT.
Geeze ... lay off. They were funny quotes and it's not intended to be serious in any way.
Plus, insult humor is the best there is... whether it be self-deprecating, against a religion, against a race, against a country, whatever, I always find it funniest. Could you imagine what comedy would be like if everyone were as tightly strung as some are?
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
french know how to say " we surrender " in every language ..................... just in case
Get off the high horse, Mek. It's not like the British and French exactly enjoy each others' company either. Much less that Brits are smarter than Americans.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
This whole thread was based around the fact that France didn't participate in Iraq. It's more of that than funny French steriotypes. That's what pissed me off. I mean, sometimes Americans can be so fucking stupid about things.
Here you are constantly laughing about Frances Military History. Yet, you're the ones bitching and complaining so much that they're not helping you take over Iraq. Who looks like more of a faggot now?
Fucking morons. Go eat your Freedom fries you dumb yanks.
except GS
and
sgtslutter
and some other guys
lolCapnNismo wrote:
Get off the high horse, Mek. It's not like the British and French exactly enjoy each others' company either. Much less that Brits are smarter than Americans.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
This whole thread was based around the fact that France didn't participate in Iraq. It's more of that than funny French steriotypes. That's what pissed me off. I mean, sometimes Americans can be so fucking stupid about things.
Here you are constantly laughing about Frances Military History. Yet, you're the ones bitching and complaining so much that they're not helping you take over Iraq. Who looks like more of a faggot now?
Fucking morons. Go eat your Freedom fries you dumb yanks.
except GS
and
sgtslutter
and some other guys