Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|7141|The Ville
Fuck you!

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the for "Fuck". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or as a passive verb (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with versatility of "Fuck".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Greetings   "How the fuck are you"

Fraud   "I got fucked by this car dealer"

Dismay   "Oh, fuck it"

Trouble   "Well I guess I'm fucked now"

Aggression   "Fuck you"

Disgust   "Fuck me"

Confusion   "What the fuck"

Difficulty   "I don't understand this fucking business"

Despair   "Fucked again"

Incompetence   "He fucks up everything"

Displeasure   "What the fuck is going on here"

Lost   "Where the fuck are we"

Disbelief   "Unfuckingbelievable"

Retaliation   "Up your fucking ass"

It can be used as an anatomical description:   -He's a fucking asshole.

It can be used to tell time:   -It's five fucking thirty.

It can be used in business:   -How did I wind up this fucking job.

It can be maternal as in   "Motherfucker"

It can be political:   -Fuck Bill Clinton


And never forget General Custers last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from". Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?". And last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of Titanic, who said: "Where is all that fucking water coming from?".


The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you say fuck. Use it frequently in your daily speech. It will add to your prestige.


Today say to someone,

Fuck you
Lindergood
Member
+0|7102
It can also be used to thank somebody: Thanks a whole funcking lot.
Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|7141|The Ville
if u all have a song search like kazaa there is an audio version of that same. Well got to go to go have a nice fucking day.
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7177|Uhh... erm...
So much vulgarity... *twitch*

Swearing in moderation is fine with me, but seeing all that...

It's burning my eyes... IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!! [/drama]
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7112|NT, like Mick Dundee

Lol, the word fuck comes from the German word fick...

God I wish they didn't auto kick for swearing on some servers... THE GAME IS NOT FOR KIDDIES....

16+ rating and many servers say no swearing... FUCKING HELL ADMINS FUCK OFF AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, MOST OF THE ENGLISH SPEAKING POPULATION OF THE WORLD FUCKING SWEARS FOR FUCK SAKE...

On another note, come play in a squad with me if you want to see colourful language...
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
AnarkyXtra
BF2s EU Server Admin
+67|7234|Hanging onto the UAV
Jesus: you actually sat and listened to the 'Fuck' Public Announcement and tabbed it out into a message for BF2S? You need to get out more.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7163
einstein: any fucking idiot would know that!
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Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|7141|The Ville
Its 5am I'm bored...so what the fuck  lol  hahha
Kylau
Member
+9|7152|Washington
Almost everyword in a sentence: Fuck the Fucking Fuckers.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7112|NT, like Mick Dundee

Kylau wrote:

Almost everyword in a sentence: Fuck the Fucking Fuckers.
No no no... Like this...

Fuckyou fucking fuckwit...
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
ozzie_johnson
Member
+98|7104|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia
one day this word will be a every day thing like e.g ''how the fuck are ya not to fucking bad''lol
dirtyepics
Member
+19|7179|England
My personal favourite, nicked from Blade Trinity. Fucking Cock Juggling Thundercunt!

I would also like to see a national "Get Fucked Day"

Can you make more calls, Get Fucked

You don't do enough around the house, Get Fucked

You should ring your mum more, Get Fucked and so on.

One day, no come backs, mainly for use at work.

GET FUCKED DAY

get behind it, it could be bigger than Thanksgiving (I put that in for the yanks) or bigger than Boxing Day, no one I know fucking likes it anyway!

Last edited by dirtyepics (2006-02-28 03:14:59)

[FB]Eraser
Back in battle after 3-year break
+39|7168|Switzerland
Fucking good post, Obiwan... I was laughing my fuckin' ass off.

Anybody has seen Snatch? IMO, there was spoken the best "Fuck off" in Motion Picture history. To guys comin' into a Diner, where Bulletteeth was sittin' and drinking a beer. The guy's would like to robber him and were pointing replica pistols to his head. He lays his Desert Eagle, cal .50 on the table and says: " You know, there is written "Replicas" on the side of your guns and there is written "Desert Eagle dot five-o" on the side of mine...and now...fuck off!" And they were running...

Cheers and a happy "Fuck off" to the whole community...
Eraser
razz
Member
+7|7128|Australia

Tetrino wrote:

So much vulgarity... *twitch*

Swearing in moderation is fine with me, but seeing all that...

It's burning my eyes... IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!! [/drama]
shut the fuck up
pokerplaya
want to go heads up?
+11|7181|cairns australia
fornication
under
consent(of)
king.
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo.i think most aussies dont classify fuck as a swear word because we use it so much.its get fucked day here every day:D
dirtyepics
Member
+19|7179|England

razz wrote:

Tetrino wrote:

So much vulgarity... *twitch*

Swearing in moderation is fine with me, but seeing all that...

It's burning my eyes... IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!! [/drama]
shut the fuck up
GET FUCKED
SmilingBuddha
You laughin' at me, bitch?
+44|7095|Hong Kong
bloody fuck...this is such a fucking pointless post and all u fucking fuckwit motherfuckers read this

JUST JOKING
hav a fucking nice day
Orgtheone
Member
+30|7109|The Dark Side Of The Moon
i guess obiwan has seen the many uses of the word fuck video by monty python...

http://www.killsometime.com/animations/ … .asp?ID=47
LuitenantLt.Smash
Member
+0|7130|UK
Fucking great, good job obiwan.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7112|NT, like Mick Dundee

[FB]Eraser wrote:

Fucking good post, Obiwan... I was laughing my fuckin' ass off.

Anybody has seen Snatch? IMO, there was spoken the best "Fuck off" in Motion Picture history. To guys comin' into a Diner, where Bulletteeth was sittin' and drinking a beer. The guy's would like to robber him and were pointing replica pistols to his head. He lays his Desert Eagle, cal .50 on the table and says: " You know, there is written "Replicas" on the side of your guns and there is written "Desert Eagle dot five-o" on the side of mine...and now...fuck off!" And they were running...

Cheers and a happy "Fuck off" to the whole community...
Eraser
Fuck that movie is fucking brilliant, anybody seen any Australian movies? Not many of you have I'm betting, but most movies set in Australia contain the word Fuck at least once.

Snatch is one of the best movies ever.

Sol, his brother and Tyrone are the best characters beside Bullet Tooth...

Mickey the Pikey is pretty cool too...

Now then, A LOVELY BIG FUCKOFF YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS... from Oz
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|7105| United States of America
what the fuck i think this is fucked compleatly the fuck up. Shut The Fuck Up
plaid_retina
Member
+10|7142|Memphis, Tn
Fuckin' A
Nemesis-SBS-
Member
+9|7285|6,000 ft & falling......weeeee
fuckin rubbish..bollocks is a better word

Last edited by Nemesis-SBS- (2006-02-28 08:48:43)

Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|7141|The Ville
another one that is used a lot by me.......You fucking faggot ass mother fucking noob u ever fucking do that again I'll fucking kill u with my c4/knife u fucking noob fucker. LOL
atlvolunteer
PKMMMMMMMMMM
+27|7218|Atlanta, GA USA

Flecco wrote:

Lol, the word fuck comes from the German word fick...

God I wish they didn't auto kick for swearing on some servers... THE GAME IS NOT FOR KIDDIES....

16+ rating and many servers say no swearing... FUCKING HELL ADMINS FUCK OFF AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, MOST OF THE ENGLISH SPEAKING POPULATION OF THE WORLD FUCKING SWEARS FOR FUCK SAKE...

On another note, come play in a squad with me if you want to see colourful language...
Ja.  Fick dich!
Edit:
YOu could just cuss them in German: FIck dich du arschloch!

Last edited by atlvolunteer (2006-02-28 15:08:01)

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