I hate the press

2008-06-22 08:46:02

#1

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6951|Global Command

I mean, could there be a better example of general shit talking and depressing tripe?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080621/ap_ … of_control

Not that I disagree with all the parts of the story, but Jesus Christ, tell me some good news for a change.

According to this story, any chance of a normal good life went away when Bush was elected and the only question is whether you should use a gun, a rope or jump in front of a train.

2008-06-22 08:47:52

#2

ZombieVampire!: The Gecko; +69|6249

Definitely rope. Less chance of hurting other people.

2008-06-22 08:48:55

#3

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6827|North Carolina

I'm not a fan of most editorials.

I'm a cynic, but even I'm not that pessimistic.

2008-06-22 08:49:02

#4

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6383|Washington DC

ZombieVampire! wrote:
Definitely rope. Less chance of hurting other people.

If you put your neck on one of the rails you'll just get decapitated and the front of the train will experience a slight bump.

ATG while I don't disagree with you, maybe it's actually a sign of the times? That shit's getting bad?

2008-06-22 08:49:18

#5

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7231|Marathon, Florida Keys

The news isnt the place to look for good things.... Ive never seen anything on the news but accidents, fires, murders, rapes, and the occasional renegade moose in someones pool.

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

2008-06-22 08:54:23

#6

ZombieVampire!: The Gecko; +69|6249

Or, worse, a celebrity surviving some sort of illness (I'll get you yet, Mr. Newman)

HurricaИe wrote:
ZombieVampire! wrote:
Definitely rope. Less chance of hurting other people.
If you put your neck on one of the rails you'll just get decapitated and the front of the train will experience a slight bump.

Not if the driver sees you.

2008-06-22 08:54:57

#7

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7023|132 and Bush

ZombieVampire! wrote:
Definitely rope. Less chance of hurting other people.

Less chance of hurting someone physically at least.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2008-06-22 08:56:29

#8

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6383|Washington DC

ZombieVampire! wrote:
Or, worse, a celebrity surviving some sort of illness (I'll get you yet, Mr. Newman)

HurricaИe wrote:
ZombieVampire! wrote:
Definitely rope. Less chance of hurting other people.
If you put your neck on one of the rails you'll just get decapitated and the front of the train will experience a slight bump.
Not if the driver sees you.

Buy some OctoCamo with credit; the debt collectors can't hound you if you're dead.

edit: Not to make light of suicide but if I ever turned a gun on myself I'd go out in style.

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-06-22 08:56:58)

2008-06-22 08:56:35

#9

ZombieVampire!: The Gecko; +69|6249

What's OctoCamo?

Kmarion wrote:
ZombieVampire! wrote:
Definitely rope. Less chance of hurting other people.
Less chance of hurting someone physically at least.

Meh, emotions are for the weak.

Last edited by ZombieVampire! (2008-06-22 08:57:13)

2008-06-22 08:59:06

#10

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7129|67.222.138.85

I can be perfectly cynical on my own. I have you guys to rely on to make sure I get all the important news.

^^^my rationale for not watching the news or especially editorials

MGS4 contraption Bubbalo

2008-06-22 13:15:36

#11

Protecus: Prophet of Certain Certainties; +28|6944

HurricaИe wrote:
Buy some OctoCamo with credit; the debt collectors can't hound you if you're dead.

I could be wrong, but didn't the Credit Lobby get the laws changed so that now, if you die and owe money, they can hound your wife/kids/relatives until they pay?

So ya, you're sitting pretty 6 feet under, but your wife's getting the screw.

2008-06-22 13:31:18

#12

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6765|tropical regions of london

I bet you I hate the press more.

BF2S Forums I hate the press

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