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This made me lol, this guy needs a +1THE WORLD FAMOUS 'RUST BUCKET' FIAT 126 SPECIAL. CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE AS PER THE PIC.
T-Reg dating it to circa 1978. (It has aged better than most of the Bee Gees hits of the time.)
This lovely example in near-showroom condition was parked out in my dad's back garden around 1993 and hasn't moved since.
SPECIAL FEATURES
* DOESN'T DO 0-60... EVER!
* JUST 47,000 RUST-FREE MILES ON THE CLOCK
* SEATS, FOR SITTING ON.
* WINDOWS, FOR LOOKING INSIDE, AND LOOKING OUT OF. (NOT ELECTRIC)
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* WHEELS, WHICH COULD BE USED AS NOVELTY PLANTERS, OR MAYBE EVEN WHEELS COMES WITH ORIGINAL REMOVEABLE RADIO. (Doesnt pick up DAB sadly)
* NO MOT OR TAX. WOULD PROBABLY REQUIRE A REPLACEMENT CAR FOR THE M.O.T.
* STEERING WHEEL, JUST LIKE A REAL CAR.
* WOULD MAKE A NICE FIRST CAR - BUY IT FOR YOUR 17 YEAR OLD AND SEE THE LOOK OF DELIGHT ON THEIR FACE!
* LOW INSURANCE GROUP AND VIRTUALLY UN-NICKABLE.
* LUMPS OF RUST THAT WERE PROBABLY ONCE AN ENGINE, GEARING, AND BRAKING SYSTEM (TONY ROBINSON FROM TIME TEAM IS CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING THIS).
* ALUMINIUM PIE-DISH LOCATED IN THE BONNET. USEFUL IF YOU WANT TO EAT A PIE AFTER RESTORING THIS BEAUTY.
* VINYL ROOF HAS SURVIVED SURPRISINGLY WELL.
* THANKS TO THE RUSTED BODY, YOU COULD PROBABLY FOLD IT UP AND PUT IT IN A SUITCASE.
Despite the fact it looks so damn good and driveable, this is not really a car anymore. It is just a collection of parts, some of which are totally unusable, others such as the interior, plastics, windows etc, that might be. You would have to apply for a new logbook as this can't be found. But on the plus side, I can confirm it's HPI clear!
If bidding exceeds £30,000 I will bake a pie for the winner.
Please, someone, somewhere, come and tow it away. Make the nightmares stop.
BUYER TO COLLECT - I CAN'T POST THIS!
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Last edited by Kurazoo (2008-06-21 14:23:07)