How to Kill Without Joy (?!)

2008-06-27 16:45:01

#1

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6878|Michigan, USA

Whilst googling for something totally different (aka tarps to cover my summer rent backyard parking spot due to damn trees dropping berries on it), I incidentally clicked on this link: How to Kill Without Joy. I was going to hit the back button, but I read the first four sentences and went I must say, PLEASE, don't anyone get any ideas. This sh!t is crazy! Check it out for yourself:

First four sentences of "How to Kill Without Joy" wrote:
The object of this study is to instruct the reader in the techniques of taking another human life, up close, and doing it well. You may well find this booklet offensive, repulsive, brutal, and vicious. It is meant to be. It is completely contemptuous of human life and my only admonition to the would-be assassin is: KILL WITHOUT JOY.

I guess I'm just surprised to find such detailed things as this on the internet.

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Last edited by commandochristian (2008-06-27 16:45:58)

2008-06-27 16:46:36

#2

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7043|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Omg wtf! Aint those kind of site closed asap?

2008-06-27 16:52:53

#3

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6926|UK

Just the red text scares me.

2008-06-27 16:56:57

#4

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6878|Michigan, USA

Woah, wait, it's from a book?!

Last line on the webpage wrote:
Except (I believe they forgot the "r" in Excerpt) from Kill Without Joy: The Complete How to Kill Book by John Minnery, 1973 - Paladin Press.

2008-06-27 17:00:02

#5

Volatile: Member; +252|7170|Sextupling in Empire

Already knew a bunch of this stuff.

But thanks for sharing.

2008-06-27 17:06:30

#6

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6614|San Antonio, Texas

wah1188 wrote:
Just the red text scares me.

Same here. Makes it feel like a banned site, like I shouldn't be there. Like some devious mind out there is also reading the article.

The Net's great, and sometimes, it's shit scary. Just checked the home page . . . Advice: don't check the home page.

Last edited by Cyrax-Sektor (2008-06-27 17:08:57)

2008-06-27 17:18:54

#7

Brasso: member; +1,549|7096

I'm reading it right now - it's actually kind of interesting.

edit: oh, okay, biting the jugular. that's quite enough for me.

Last edited by haffeysucks (2008-06-27 17:20:07)

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-06-27 17:20:34

#8

usmarine2: Banned; +233|6256|Dublin, Ohio

just join the Marines.

2008-06-27 17:24:22

#9

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6878|Michigan, USA

haffeysucks wrote:
I'm reading it right now - it's actually kind of interesting.

edit: oh, okay, biting the jugular. that's quite enough for me.

usmarine2 wrote:
just join the Marines.

You're trained to bite the jugular in the Marines?!?!

2008-06-27 17:25:06

#10

usmarine2: Banned; +233|6256|Dublin, Ohio

commandochristian wrote:
You're trained to bite the jugular in the Marines?!?!

you trained to get the job done no matter what

2008-06-27 17:28:53

#11

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6878|Michigan, USA

usmarine2 wrote:
commandochristian wrote:
You're trained to bite the jugular in the Marines?!?!
you trained to get the job done no matter what

Oooo, nice answer!

2008-06-27 17:35:31

#12

Brasso: member; +1,549|7096

The so-called Commando Strangle is one of the most effective and easily mastered techniques. The approach is made from the rear. The weapon is a length of wire (24-30 inches long) affixed at each end to wooden dowels for handles. In this form it's usually referred to as the steel sling.

Holding on to both handles the wire is thrown over the subject's head and a rearward pull is applied, quickly turn around so that the wires come over your shoulder, continue pulling him backwards and holding onto the sling. In so doing the wires cross and the subject and assassin stand back to back. At this point the assassin bends over at the waist and lifts the subject from the ground and hangs and strangles him in that position till the subject expires.

The whole procedure takes only a few, brief seconds, and there is no defense. When the subject has expired he can be thrown over the shoulder and deposited at your feet.

That was in Hitman...

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-06-27 18:34:23

#13

SpIk3y: Minister of Silly Walks; +67|6605|New Jersey

One thing that must be considered at this point is the issue of blood - there is a terrific amount gushed about in any throat cutting operation. It can squirt back into your mouth - keep it closed; into your eyes -try to avoid it because it will temporarily blind and disconcert you. A gurgling sound will most likely issue from the subject and cannot be squelched even if the initial outcry was. Be prepared for the bowels and bladder to let go while you're holding him. If you're in mufti you'll have to consider where to place your feet because blood will fall onto your pant leg and shoes. it might be a good idea to roll up your sleeves because if he sprays your arms you can then wipe the blood off and roll them down again. An added precaution would be an overcoat or a reversible jacket.

lol

2008-06-27 18:38:41

#14

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7003|Long Island, New York

inb4David.P

2008-06-28 12:00:13

#15

David.P: Banned; +649|6739

Poseidon wrote:
inb4David.P

InafterPoseidon.

2008-06-28 12:12:32

#16

jesusmarin: Banned; +7|6248|arizona

lol guys thers bad stuff on the internet one time my friend send me to this website where 2 girls were eatin each others poop :S pretty discusting

2008-06-28 12:36:47

#17

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6801|Oregon

jesusmarin wrote:
lol guys thers bad stuff on the internet one time my friend send me to this website where 2 girls were eatin each others poop :S pretty discusting

yes i'm fairly sure all of our friends have all sent us 2 Girls 1 Cup.
It's really, really nasty. I'm sorry your friend, like my friends, was cruel enough to subject you to that.

2008-06-28 12:40:51

#18

DanishHonor: Member; +8|6464|Denmark

"You must take his life as detachedly as you might swat a fly or crush an ant.)"

..

2008-06-28 12:49:53

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^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7204|The Hague, Netherlands

Your post is considered inappropriate, please refrain from posting this sort of material. {quote}

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